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08-04-2008 , 05:30 PM
This site just launched and I can't stop laughing! Poker and porn all wrapped up in one! The best part of the site has to be the FPP rewards. 100,000 can get you your own porn shoot! So much for the hoodie, cap, and other logo's crap.

Someone please set the over/under on how may months this site lasts!
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08-04-2008 , 05:32 PM
Perfect site for BBV, they're always talking about playing poker and wankin it at the same time.
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08-04-2008 , 05:49 PM
potential
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08-04-2008 , 06:04 PM
hahaha wow this is brilliant

is it on its own network?
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08-04-2008 , 06:19 PM
soooooooooo legit amirite?
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08-04-2008 , 06:22 PM
100 FTP for 95 Swank anyone?
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08-04-2008 , 06:23 PM
soo awesome i love their standard table.
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08-04-2008 , 07:02 PM
I'm honestly surprised Hustler/Larry Flynt didn't try this first.

(and if Flynt owns Swank, well, that's what I get for being google lazy)

Last edited by 80sSynthPop; 08-04-2008 at 07:03 PM. Reason: I wonder who are worse poker players, sports betting degens or porn degens??
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08-04-2008 , 07:15 PM
1 Hardcore Scene with a Swank Girl

Act in your own porno movie and direct it, if you have the desire! The film you make will be shown on Swank Poker and other venues. If you are shy or donít want to be recognized, itís OK to wear a mask. Only 100,000 Swank Points without air travel.
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08-04-2008 , 07:26 PM
What's my rakeback if I catch a venereal disease from one of their prostitutes?
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08-04-2008 , 07:28 PM
my gf was talking about this the other day, saying pokerstars should offer bj's etc in the fpp store. lo and behold.
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08-04-2008 , 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by VillainUnknown
What's my rakeback if I catch a venereal disease from one of their prostitutes?
you have to email support to be put on the list
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08-04-2008 , 07:47 PM
This is the breast poker site I've ever seen.
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08-04-2008 , 08:02 PM
I have a Kane mask that will finally be put to good use!
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08-04-2008 , 08:04 PM
1 mess on a swank girl!

girlfriend not letting you explode on her face, or even give her a pearl necklace? ever wanted to release your fury all over a porn star? well here's your chance to give the facial of a lifetime to one of our own swank girls! XTREME RUPTURE ejaculation pills will be provided prior to the glazing(peter north uses these). Only 9 Swank points without air travel!

category : anywhere | Points required : 11
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08-04-2008 , 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by yahtzee666
This is the breast poker site I've ever seen.
hilarity!


oh and damn them for not having a mac client
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08-04-2008 , 09:27 PM
I suspect the quality of players a site like that may attract will be very low. But it will fail, like pretty much every porno/mainstream fusion yet.
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08-04-2008 , 09:32 PM
I think this site is genius in the sense that it attracts the worst players possible and could cause a new "cake rush" where underage online gamblers would be breaking two laws.
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08-04-2008 , 09:45 PM
so the avatars are naked?

is that all?

dont you guys remember what an epic fail nakedpoker.net was?
and that was pre UIGEA


is there anything else other than the naked avatars?
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08-04-2008 , 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by sippin_criss
my gf was talking about this the other day, saying pokerstars should offer bj's etc in the fpp store. lo and behold.
pics of g/f
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08-05-2008 , 12:36 AM
i tried to register and deposit but there is no deposit options for citizens of washington state
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08-05-2008 , 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by BTMegaCash
i tried to register and deposit but there is no deposit options for citizens of washington state
Blue balls, imo.
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08-05-2008 , 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by 80sSynthPop
Blue balls, imo.
lolololol
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08-05-2008 , 01:03 AM
for real?
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08-05-2008 , 01:07 AM
for real bro
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