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09-29-2017 , 02:09 PM
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How much "build up" does Sammy have with his gf in Brazil?
09-29-2017 , 02:12 PM
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How much "build up" does Sammy have with his gf in Brazil?
Sammy doesn't masturbate. Sammy has gained at least 1kg in "build up" so far. Still more than 2 weeks before she gets back.
09-29-2017 , 02:13 PM
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1 croatian kuna equals 1 denmarkian kruna hahaha so funny, sammy also had 20kunas for sandwich when he was a kid
09-29-2017 , 02:15 PM
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Sammy doesn't masturbate. Sammy has gained at least 1kg in "build up" so far. Still more than 2 weeks before she gets back.
Does she refrain from double clicking the mouse without you?
09-29-2017 , 02:17 PM
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Sammy doesn't masturbate. Sammy has gained at least 1kg in "build up" so far. Still more than 2 weeks before she gets back.


Sammy is making his Sammy juice
Toxic and letting it sit in his prostate is a bad move
09-29-2017 , 02:20 PM
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1 croatian kuna equals 1 denmarkian kruna hahaha so funny, sammy also had 20kunas for sandwich when he was a kid
You can't buy a sandwich for 20kunas in Denmark, also Sammy's hippie parents wouldn't let him bring money for lunch to school. They made Sammy bring disgusting healthy food from home. In Sammy's school we had "snack-fridays" where kids could bring candy and stuff like that. Sammy's mother gave him ****ing carrots, baby cucumbers and other nasty stuff like that, and no real candy or chocolate. It was horrible
09-29-2017 , 02:22 PM
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Does she refrain from double clicking the mouse without you?
Shut up, she would never do that
09-29-2017 , 02:37 PM
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Shut up, she would never do that
I never thought i would have unprotected sex with a girl i met off myspace but **** happens
09-29-2017 , 02:42 PM
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09-29-2017 , 02:44 PM
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09-29-2017 , 02:51 PM
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09-29-2017 , 03:00 PM
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You can't buy a sandwich for 20kunas in Denmark, also Sammy's hippie parents wouldn't let him bring money for lunch to school. They made Sammy bring disgusting healthy food from home. In Sammy's school we had "snack-fridays" where kids could bring candy and stuff like that. Sammy's mother gave him ****ing carrots, baby cucumbers and other nasty stuff like that, and no real candy or chocolate. It was horrible


when I was a kid you could buy a sandwich with 5kunas overhere, i mean it was a war time but still.

My parrents kicked me out of the house for a day when I was 7 because supermarket manager caught me stealing a snickers bar. (you cant buy everything with 20kunas - snickers was always out of budget)
09-29-2017 , 03:24 PM
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You can't buy a sandwich for 20kunas in Denmark, also Sammy's hippie parents wouldn't let him bring money for lunch to school. They made Sammy bring disgusting healthy food from home. In Sammy's school we had "snack-fridays" where kids could bring candy and stuff like that. Sammy's mother gave him ****ing carrots, baby cucumbers and other nasty stuff like that, and no real candy or chocolate. It was horrible
So that's were Sammy's peculiar eating habits originate...

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Shut your mouse, she would never do that
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09-29-2017 , 03:33 PM
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09-29-2017 , 04:50 PM
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Shut up, she would never do that
Then she's missing out.
09-29-2017 , 05:08 PM
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09-29-2017 , 05:13 PM
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how do you mean we?
09-29-2017 , 05:21 PM
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me and ur mum she here now
09-29-2017 , 05:29 PM
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FranFran punishing the one-eyed avenger again
09-29-2017 , 05:33 PM
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me and ur mum she here now


hi mom
09-29-2017 , 05:34 PM
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FranFran punishing the one-eyed avenger again


hibari no mori no ishimatsu
09-29-2017 , 05:35 PM
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Sammy would never have sex with Franko's mom. A real friend would never do that + Sammy har ikke sex med kvinder der har overskæg
09-29-2017 , 05:35 PM
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Lost two flips in a row aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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thanks sammy, bff

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