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i have my moments.

Like an hour ago when i went to 7-11 and bought a 20oz red ballz, a large coffee and a razz-ber-rita.

the man behind the counter seemed confused by my selection

razzberita for hair of the dog and coffee & redbull to finish off the hangover. what's not to get?

I woke up and have been drinking the rest of the bottle of pinot on my nightstand

some of the lesser mortals on this planet are incapable of higher order logic such as yourself.

i feel like white whine would be better for breakfast

also, ante up bitches

yeah but thats all the way in the kitchen

lol my dog just started randomly wagging his tail while this was playing.

he is learning quickly.

I always keep a bottlle of whisky in the bedroom. It helps with this kind of problem

Always that good old strup crub!

This is where BBV is divided. Sheep does not approve, and The Sammy and The Fiddle neither if Sheep remembers correctly.

fair enough sheep, but i do not need your approval and am very well practiced in the art of drunken driving.

That being said, i should not be doing it as it is very dangerous for all other drivers on the road, which is why i feel the shame in the morning after i check to make sure i have my wallet, watch, br and surroundings to make sure the piglets didn't get me.

That being said, i can drive better with a blood alcohol in the .2's then 90% of drivers in texas.

That being said i are interested to see how they are in Seattle.

That being said there is a bar on the first floor of the apt building i am moving into so the need for playing stay between the white line will be severely diminished

that being said, it is still really ****ing fun, especially when you have a fast car

compiling this playlist for the driving:

Artist Track
1 213 So Fly
2 2 Live Crew Doo wah Ditty
3 69 Boyz Tootsee Roll
4 Big Pun I don’t wanna be a playa no mo
5 Biggy Juicy
6 Biz Markie Just a Friend
7 Common The Light
8 Coolio Gangsters Paradise
9 Craig Mack Flava in ya ear
10 Cypress Hill Insane in the Brain
11 De la Soul Me Myself and I
12 Digital Underground- The Humpty Dance
13 DJ Kool Let me Clear My Throat
14 Erik B and Rhalim Paid in Full
15 Gang Star Full Clip
16 Grandmaster Flash The message
17 Heavy D and the Boyz Now that we found love
18 House of Pain Jump Around
19 Ina Kamoze Here Comes the Rump Shaker
20 K7 Come Baby Come
21 Kriiss Kross Jump
22 Lil Rob Summer Nights
23 LL Cool J Mama said knock you out
24 Lords of the Underground Chief Rocka
25 Luniz I got 5 on it
26 Luniz I got five on it
27 MC Hammer U cant touch this
28 Mobb Deep Shook ones Part 2
29 MOP Cold as Ice
30 Mos Def ` Mathmatics
31 Naughty by Natrure Hip Hop Huuray
32 Naughty by Nature OPP
33 Naughty By Nature Feel Me Flow
34 ODB Shimmy Shimmy Ya
35 Onyx Slam
36 PUTS Acid rain drops
37 Rob Base, DJ EZ Rock It Takes Two
38 Run DMC Its Tricky
39 Salt n Pepa Push It
40 Sir mix a lot Baby got Back
41 Slick Rick Childrens Story
42 Slick Rick La di Da Di
43 Snoop Dog Gin And Juice
44 Snow Informer
45 Sugar Hill Gang Rappers Delight
46 Tag Team Whoomp There it Is
47 technotronic Pump up the Jam
48 The pharcyde running
49 The pharcyde Passin' Me By
50 Tone Loc Wild Thina
51 Tone Loc Funky Cold Medina
52 Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby
53 Warren G Regulate
54 Warren G Summer time
55 Wreckx-n-effect rump shaker
56 Wu Tang Clan Method Man
57 Yougn MC Bust a Move
58 Dilated Peoples Work The Angles
59 Black Sheep The Choice Is Yours
Digable planets Rebirth of Slick

Drink driving is the nut low tbh. Particularly as it appears that you don't seem to mind putting yourself in a situation that there is chance that you will do it.

Pretty disappointed tbh.

Hope I'm reading that wrong.

That's what snowskies are for. I'll contribute to that p/l after I get my haircut

Fortunately 99% of everywhere I go drink in Houston is a < $10 uber ride so that's what I opt for

crunchiness

i will always drink and drive, i just call uber now wjen really aaaaaa+ bcs its embarassing to go into jail for a night or two and meet all ****ers from my hood there. ha haha so funny life, im driving now back from the morphland- will be back home around 11pm which is still good timing to hit the bars. aaaAaAAAA INCOMING AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa

going with my car obv bcs only 20 beers today- no time for moar

wtf is wildon morph hahahaha sounfs like your old village

best life ever, 277 years and counting

Not enough west coast if you ask Sheep, Mr. Tbh. Perhaps add some Dre or Lil 1/2 Dead? #25 and 26 are the nuts though.

dont cry fiddle, spain will be nice again in 8 months

come over the winter here, i will teach you few things

You trying to keep it 90sish and earlier?

lulzskis

also, great feedback, tytyt

well i blame my last roomate for teaching me the funz of drinking and driving. He literally would refuse to get in the car to drive unless he had a roadie.

He is a pilot for AA (lol irony) and is one of their more senior pilots. He used to take the 777's to india but now is just on call for many of the carribean islands.

Luv that guy