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05-31-2018 , 10:21 AM

#1251

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

It's been almost 20 years. Don't see it happening unless we need it for a visa or something.

05-31-2018 , 10:24 AM

#1252

fulltard

enthusiast

Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 54

Hi. Is this kinder garten ?

05-31-2018 , 10:39 AM

#1253

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep doesn't have to work today because of this. Another 100+ km bike ride has been completed, this time with a few steep hills. Sheep is barely alive right meow.

Jesus is a swell guy but how come he didn't inform us of the miscommunication issues on social media? Sitting in your boxers looking at cat gifs all day is great fun but wtf man? DO YOUR JERB!

05-31-2018 , 10:45 AM

#1254

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Congrats on the marriage, Sammy!

Is little Sammy already in the oven?

05-31-2018 , 10:50 AM

#1255

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

bwahahahahahahahahah

congratulations on getting married samuel. I hope you both have a long and happy life together.

05-31-2018 , 11:07 AM

#1256

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

It's been almost 20 years. Don't see it happening unless we need it for a visa or something.

Weak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Congrats on the marriage, Sammy!

Is little Sammy already in the oven?

Thank you old German.

Little Sammy is not in the oven yet, apparently we have to do the sex thing on certain days according to some ovulating schedule she showed Sammy. Why was Sammy not informed about this years ago? Sammy could have saved himself a lot of unnecessary worrying over the years.

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

bwahahahahahahahahah

congratulations on getting married samuel. I hope you both have a long and happy life together.

Thank you, that means a lot coming from you

Spoiler:

05-31-2018 , 11:15 AM

#1257

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

How come you bolded the u Sammy?

05-31-2018 , 11:22 AM

#1258

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

How come you bolded the u Sammy?

05-31-2018 , 11:32 AM

#1259

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

AaaaAAAAaaa. Nothing happen ing here

05-31-2018 , 11:36 AM

#1260

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Congrats Sammy, you are my hero!

05-31-2018 , 11:46 AM

#1261

Butler Jeeves

enthusiast

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 61

Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Sammy. I wish you a happy and prosperous life together.

05-31-2018 , 11:53 AM

#1262

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

Congrats Sammy! Lick it, suck it, rub it. Happy wife, happy life.

05-31-2018 , 12:13 PM

#1263

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 541

Congrats FWWM, you are my superhero. And you're not married and not Danish so there's still hope left for you

05-31-2018 , 12:16 PM

#1264

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

congrats sammy, the fact i was not invited will cost you your life eventually.

05-31-2018 , 12:20 PM

#1265

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

RIPSammy

05-31-2018 , 12:51 PM

#1266

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 541

RIP Sammy

05-31-2018 , 12:58 PM

#1267

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Thank you, that means a lot coming from you

Spoiler:

give it a couple months and i'll come out there and knock the dust off that pussy for you

05-31-2018 , 12:58 PM

#1268

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butler Jeeves

Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Sammy. I wish you a happy and prosperous life together.

Thank you old timer

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammysGF

Congrats Sammy! Lick it, suck it, rub it. Happy wife, happy life.

You better gtfo right now! Sammy's not allowed to have a gf anymore

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

congrats sammy, the fact i was not invited will cost you your life eventually.

Haahahhaaa, if it wasn't against 2+2 policy, Sammy would kill you with a single punch, RIGHT NOW!

bEER

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

RIPSammy

cALM DOWN

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cocaethylene

RIP Sammy

PUNK

05-31-2018 , 01:01 PM

#1269

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

give it a couple months and i'll come out there and knock the dust off that pussy for you

SAMMY WILL DRINK YOUR PISS SO AFTS YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

05-31-2018 , 01:08 PM

#1270

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Reported for spam

05-31-2018 , 01:17 PM

#1271

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

SAMMY WILL DRINK YOUR PISS SO AFTS YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

um, you will never drink my piss

05-31-2018 , 01:30 PM

#1272

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Rekt

05-31-2018 , 01:45 PM

#1273

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Rekt

Say Congratulations Mr.mmmKay!

05-31-2018 , 02:00 PM

#1274

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

05-31-2018 , 02:12 PM

#1275

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

if it wasn't against 2+2 policy

ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok

beers

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