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05-23-2018 , 11:08 PM

#1026

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

YAS! The Capitals are in the final. Been a fan of Ovechkin from the start of his NHL career. Wicked shot, speed, and loves checking. He's thrown some hard hits in the Tampa Bay series. Gonna be an awesome final.

Last edited by Majik19; 05-23-2018 at 11:15 PM.

05-23-2018 , 11:44 PM

#1027

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Hai

05-23-2018 , 11:45 PM

#1028

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i have gotten drunk outside all day when its been 42' celcius. There were trees and plants flourishing all over the place with half naked women scurrying around in public.

It sounds like denmarkians and their crops are weak like sammy.

MOAR about this fantasy sir

05-23-2018 , 11:46 PM

#1029

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

Legit

05-23-2018 , 11:46 PM

#1030

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Almost RIP Thursday

05-24-2018 , 02:14 AM

#1031

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

05-24-2018 , 02:50 AM

#1032

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER, PUNKS! SAMMY COULD DIE FROM THIS

weak

05-24-2018 , 02:53 AM

#1033

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

lol. Average for the month has been about 22.

Man, how are you surviving Sammy?

lol weak Denmarkian crops.

Crops in Australia survive in 40+

05-24-2018 , 03:13 AM

#1034

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

It was 31 yesterday, 29 today which is awesome. Everything is green, flowers in full bloom, low cut summer dresses, tight shorts, and yoga pants are everywhere.

Will someone remind me whats not to love about that?

05-24-2018 , 03:29 AM

#1035

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

^ Thats too warm for the special snowflake that is SAMMY

05-24-2018 , 03:30 AM

#1036

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Also lucky for some we are going into winter down here.

05-24-2018 , 03:32 AM

#1037

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Yes, do not argue with time travellers

05-24-2018 , 06:14 AM

#1038

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Where is Mr AlwaysFolding and the List?

No nighttime GIF yet either

05-24-2018 , 06:37 AM

#1039

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

05-24-2018 , 08:33 AM

#1040

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Balloon was Denmarkian, obv.

05-24-2018 , 10:26 AM

#1041

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy will not be saving the world for the next 30 days. Today is the last day Sammy will be drunk as a non-married guy. Beer and pork will be consumed. Sammy will enjoy.

05-24-2018 , 10:35 AM

#1042

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Congrats to the Sammy.

05-24-2018 , 10:38 AM

#1043

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

It's not before saturday but thank you Fidstar-poker, you are such a nice person.

05-24-2018 , 10:52 AM

#1044

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

MOAR about this fantasy sir

just go to texas in July/august

05-24-2018 , 10:56 AM

#1045

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

just go to texas in July/august

**** TBG, it's hot as balls now and it's not even June.

05-24-2018 , 10:56 AM

#1046

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

HAI ERRYONE!!!!

05-24-2018 , 11:05 AM

#1047

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Hello

05-24-2018 , 11:26 AM

#1048

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

By the by Sammy, congratulations on your upcoming 'nuptials.

05-24-2018 , 11:26 AM

#1049

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Are the crops dead yet?

05-24-2018 , 11:35 AM

#1050

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Are the crops dead yet?

The farmers are crying everyday in the news, that they need water now. Some crops are already dead. It's not the heat that's killing it, it's the lack of water. It's been 144 years since we've had this little rain in May. Farmers always complain though, even if all their crops die, they are all insured by the state and will still get money, maybe not as much but enough to pay their employees and get paid themselves. Sammy's more concerned about next years beer production. Some beers can only be brewed with certain crops from a specific area.

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