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*** The Succulence of the Hams - needs enslaving pigs but is not fine in May LC/NC *** NSFW *** The Succulence of the Hams - needs enslaving pigs but is not fine in May LC/NC *** NSFW

05-23-2018 , 11:08 PM
YAS! The Capitals are in the final. Been a fan of Ovechkin from the start of his NHL career. Wicked shot, speed, and loves checking. He's thrown some hard hits in the Tampa Bay series. Gonna be an awesome final.

Last edited by Majik19; 05-23-2018 at 11:15 PM.
05-23-2018 , 11:44 PM
Hai
05-23-2018 , 11:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
i have gotten drunk outside all day when its been 42' celcius. There were trees and plants flourishing all over the place with half naked women scurrying around in public.

It sounds like denmarkians and their crops are weak like sammy.
MOAR about this fantasy sir
05-23-2018 , 11:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Majik19
YAS! The Capitals are in the final. Been a fan of Ovechkin from the start of his NHL career. Wicked shot, speed, and loves checking. He's thrown some hard hits in the Tampa Bay series. Gonna be an awesome final.
Legit
05-23-2018 , 11:46 PM
Almost RIP Thursday
05-24-2018 , 02:14 AM
No
05-24-2018 , 02:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER, PUNKS! SAMMY COULD DIE FROM THIS
weak
05-24-2018 , 02:53 AM
lol. Average for the month has been about 22.

Man, how are you surviving Sammy?

lol weak Denmarkian crops.

Crops in Australia survive in 40+
05-24-2018 , 03:13 AM
It was 31 yesterday, 29 today which is awesome. Everything is green, flowers in full bloom, low cut summer dresses, tight shorts, and yoga pants are everywhere.

Will someone remind me whats not to love about that?
05-24-2018 , 03:29 AM
^ Thats too warm for the special snowflake that is SAMMY
05-24-2018 , 03:30 AM
Also lucky for some we are going into winter down here.
05-24-2018 , 03:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
No
Yes, do not argue with time travellers
05-24-2018 , 06:14 AM
Where is Mr AlwaysFolding and the List?

No nighttime GIF yet either
05-24-2018 , 06:37 AM
05-24-2018 , 08:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker


Balloon was Denmarkian, obv.
05-24-2018 , 10:26 AM
Sammy will not be saving the world for the next 30 days. Today is the last day Sammy will be drunk as a non-married guy. Beer and pork will be consumed. Sammy will enjoy.
05-24-2018 , 10:35 AM
Congrats to the Sammy.
05-24-2018 , 10:38 AM
It's not before saturday but thank you Fidstar-poker, you are such a nice person.
05-24-2018 , 10:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
MOAR about this fantasy sir
just go to texas in July/august
05-24-2018 , 10:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
just go to texas in July/august
**** TBG, it's hot as balls now and it's not even June.
05-24-2018 , 10:56 AM
HAI ERRYONE!!!!
05-24-2018 , 11:05 AM
Hello
05-24-2018 , 11:26 AM
By the by Sammy, congratulations on your upcoming 'nuptials.
05-24-2018 , 11:26 AM
Are the crops dead yet?
05-24-2018 , 11:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Are the crops dead yet?
The farmers are crying everyday in the news, that they need water now. Some crops are already dead. It's not the heat that's killing it, it's the lack of water. It's been 144 years since we've had this little rain in May. Farmers always complain though, even if all their crops die, they are all insured by the state and will still get money, maybe not as much but enough to pay their employees and get paid themselves. Sammy's more concerned about next years beer production. Some beers can only be brewed with certain crops from a specific area.

      
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