self combo breaker

calm down

Sammy is sanding wood, oiling wood, drinking beer and betting on darts right now. Gf inherited some 150+ year old table from an oldling in her family. Gf has been wanting Sammy to sand it down and oil it forever. Table is full of all kinds of carvings that are a real pain in the ass to sand. Sammy is doing a good job. Gf will be happy when she gets home. Sammy will get the happy sex.

Beer

Gurney
Smith
Cross
Cullen
Wright

Make that money for Sammy

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI ERRYONE ELSE

After spending a week in a remote island in the west indies I have realized how bad the *******s in my town drive. I would hope that one day we would have the ability to mount Batman like gun turrets on our vehicles to shoot the random ******* drivers. This would make me a happy Gypsie!

This is why we should never have flying cars, Gypsie, unless they're self-driving. We're bad enough in two dimensions.

0. Already acknowledged the great gif-ts of our leadership yas plz
1. LOL at Flyday HAI GYPSIE HAI hope vacation was gud!
2. Mr. tbh philandering this weekend
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat philandering with Colonel Sander's chicken itt
4. **** class is starting
5. hi Mr. suitedjustice leaving for you

Vacation was great lots of the sects and AAAAAaaaAaA.

so i ate these edibles

fiddle, this new minx makes my pp feel funny in my pants

Was at a men only sauna. It was fun Meme the **** outta it

Tha real gays you find somewhere else anyhow. Was at some Irish pub. Met two Belgs and a Geisha. Immediately thought there was something funny about them. I mean aside from them carrying a Geisha with them. Then after some time they started kissing each other. The men, not the Geisha. I was like mmkay let's find another pub.
Also played the pachinko, but I prolly qualify for WOAT status. Took some time to even realize how I had to insert the bill. Then some guy near told me I had put the money into the machine to the right of me. Then random button clicking lost it all ofc. Wisest move was to realize that I was not going to win money on that anytime soon and was only in for 1k.

thai girl bleeding this week. ticket booked for tuesday the 31st.

liver hasn't been this well rested in months, going upon 72 hours no drinkie poo.

edm concert tonight will correct that
haha f u liver

Thx guys for making that money for Sammy. 5/5 would have been better, but 4/5 is still very good for Sammy. Sammy will stay at home this friday night. Sammy will be drinking heavily and making that money on the football/basket/darts.

Beers & Tequila

RIP Sammy

Du beruhigst dich, jetzt sofort!

Kim ned owei daher wia da letzte Preiß, sunst kriagst a Watschn dass da 14 Dog da Schedel wackelt, herst

Classy move.

So we still have 0 BBVers who know how to cash out at Pachinko.

Rødgrød med fløde, pølse, rødbeder og rødløg.

Blood in, blood out son

So this went well. Follow up interview Monday which they're going to record to send to the higher ups so they can get a feel for our character, humor, how entertaining we'll be etc etc.


Ya boy might be on Food Network eventually bbvlcnc

They legalized recreational like 2 months after I left Vegas

Who you seeing?

You prolly have to be on a different level for that. I wouldve had no idea about the cashout procedure anyway. In the short time I was there I didnt see any local winning noticeably either though. But you could clearly see that it was popular