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10-25-2017 , 05:19 AM
orlly
10-25-2017 , 05:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Pachinko: It's complicated.

You buy the little ball bearings and you put them in the machine. It's random. If you get more ball bearings out of the machine then you put in, then you turn those in around the corner for gifts, then you sell the gifts to the next door over for cash. That's how they get around the gambling laws. I'm not 100% sure about the cashing out part though, as I went busto with my 5000 yen investment.

I started off doing ****ty, getting nothing back from the machine, so I waved over a little old guy and pointed at the machine like, WTF is this ****? He turned a random knob on the machine to the right like 12° and the thing started spitting out tons of balls. I threw a handful into his bucket--which he tried to refuse but I wasn't having it. A few minutes later, I thought I was king **** and turned the knob another 12° to the right and the ballstream dried up immediately, the old man was gone and I went busto.
Never mess with the knob. Leave that to the experts.

10-25-2017 , 06:30 AM
Australian accents are terribad.
10-25-2017 , 06:56 AM
No u

Last edited by Morphismus; 10-25-2017 at 06:56 AM. Reason: mate
10-25-2017 , 07:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Professionalpoker
Never mess with the knob. Leave that to the experts.



I like that you can either accept it with the okay button or refuse to accept it with the x.
10-25-2017 , 08:36 AM
Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.
10-25-2017 , 09:31 AM
Greek Yogurt with granola

Blueberry pancakes

Coffee

Thank you Chef Horus prince of the Taxes and heir to the IRS Throne
10-25-2017 , 09:36 AM
0. I think this is the last day of gif-t auxiliary supply and I'm getting withdrawals
1. **** you Wednesday, it's test day and tomorrow is test day too and **** all that
2. Mr. tbh please ravage my test orally
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat ply my professor with alcohol, it's unethical for me to do so
4. It's just a ****ing day
5. Woke up in the sleep like six times
6. Need the naps
7. Most people need two, three or sometimes four blood pressure medications once they start using them
8. Mr. FWWM you're in numerical eighth today, will you notice?
9. Just keeping people alive that otherwise wouldn't have the option
10. GEE I WONDER WHY BIOLOGY MIGHT BE KILLING THEM OFF
11.
10-25-2017 , 09:48 AM
You know what really grinds my gears about work Wednesdays?

Spoiler:
10-25-2017 , 10:19 AM
Meow that's someting I get behind
10-25-2017 , 11:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Meow that's something I cat behind
The Sheep fixed Mr. Folding's poast.
10-25-2017 , 12:15 PM
RIP

Fats Domino
10-25-2017 , 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
RIP

Fats Domino
RIP legend

10-25-2017 , 12:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Greek Yogurt with granola

Blueberry pancakes

Coffee

Thank you Chef Horus prince of the Taxes and heir to the IRS Throne
A true champions breakfast
10-25-2017 , 12:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
7. Most people need two, three or sometimes four blood pressure medications once they start using them
8. Mr. FWWM you're in numerical eighth today, will you notice?
My blood pressure just went up by 20 per mille or w/e the unit. Now I'm not gonna show you the cumshots with the Japanese schoolgirls Well, it wouldve cost me a trirrion infarct points anyhow
10-25-2017 , 12:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
The Sheep fixed Mr. Folding's poast.
10-25-2017 , 03:00 PM
Justice how many days left til your exit? Will you go out on a high like Always Folding? I look forward to my retirement in about 36-37 years.
10-25-2017 , 03:03 PM
Gonna go get me the mickey Ds for breakfast before work. I'll go for a big run later in the day.
10-25-2017 , 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Justice how many days left til your exit? Will you go out on a high like Always Folding? I look forward to my retirement in about 36-37 years.
192 days. That's a lot of Sheepdays.



I won't even try to compete with AFs epic Cagexit
10-25-2017 , 03:49 PM
German railway is ****ed. I managed to leave one hour earlier than planned, and will still arrive one hour later than planned - if I'm lucky!
10-25-2017 , 03:52 PM
Morph I refuse to believe this. German efficiency is the best in the world.
10-25-2017 , 03:52 PM
You don't know how lucky you have it. Try backpacking around South America. Nightmare for stuff like that
10-25-2017 , 04:04 PM
Japanese trains > German trains
10-25-2017 , 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
You don't know how lucky you have it. Try backpacking around South America. Nightmare for stuff like that
I wouldn't care so much about it on vacation. Also it's super tilting when the connecting train leaves RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR ****ING NOSE! BECAUSE THAT ONE of course IS ON ****ING TIME! DAMN ****ING ****, for ****s sake!

Privatization my ass! If it was still run by the government at least I could vote for someone who promises to fix the problems. What am I gonna do now? Take a train from another company? THERE IS NONE IT'S A MONOPOLY BY DESIGN IT MAKES NO SENSE TO PRIVATIZE THE RAILWAY BECAUSE THERE CAN'T BE NO COMPETITION YOU ****ING MOTHER****ERS!!!
10-25-2017 , 04:13 PM
Plus their spelling is bad. They think Cologne is spelled Köln and Munich is spelled München.

      
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