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Old 07-19-2008, 12:49 AM   #1
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so i met a girl at the casino (aim convo tl;dr)

i was at an indian casino here in socal last night, and i met this girl while donking br off at $10 blackjack. i thought she was pretty cute, she probably thought the same, and we exchanged phone numbers. she was with friends and had to leave so we hugged *fail* and i went on to lose my br for another two hours.

so i text message her this morning trying to find out more about her. she tells me it costs her to text(beat) so we exchange aim sn's. this ***** is crazy.

her: im afraid if u knew like my whole life story in the past few months youd be scared
her: lol
me: haha what happened
her: r u sure u want to know?
me: i dont care
me: haha
me: sure
her: ok
her: are u sitting down?
me: laying
her: ok well dont faint
her: anyways
her: got dumped by my ex back in feb cuz he moved to alaska and was being a jerk. (and he couldnt even do it while he was here he waited til he was gone and it caused a ton of work because i had to go exchange crap with his mom a few diff times because things were forgotten the first time).
her: then i started dating
her: got used by one guy who turned into an *******. then after like a month of not hearing anything from him he wrote me a message on myspace saying "this isnt just to get back in your pants...not that it wouldnt be nice....blah blah blah"
her: THEN
her: 2 other guys freakin used me ..... so at this point im like this world is screwed
me: :/
her: then i get set up with this ladys son at work......he canceled on me when we were supposed to hang out and i didnt hear from him
her: no u think thats bad just wait
her: so my friends set me up with their friend
her: and you would think id trust no one at this point
her: but being me and i guess you can blame it on young and stupid
her: thought he was a great guy and trusted my friends
her: which ive known 7 years and know me very well
her: i go and marry this guy. because he made me happy and everyone else loved him too
her: yeah see dont faint
me: married??
her: no i just said it to see if u were listening
her: yes married
me: wow
her: which was a huuuuuuuuuuuuge mistake
her: like MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJOR
her: so went and filed for an anullment/divorce 3 days later
her: he was lying to everyone and all i can say was damn he was a great actor

so she rambles for a bit longer and this comes up

me: i reaaaaally want dome right now
her: wow i just told u all that and this is what u have to say
me: sorry :x
her: all i do is get used by guys..

we talk for a couple more minutes then she says this :

her: but as far as giving u head, im not opposed







whats my line here bbv? std or ban?
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:52 AM   #2
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Re: so i met a girl at the casino (aim convo tl;dr)

[x] OP is 15 years old.
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:54 AM   #3
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Re: so i met a girl at the casino (aim convo tl;dr)

[x]op is 20 :/
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:55 AM   #4
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fatty obv
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:56 AM   #5
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pics of girl and pics of your penis or it didn't happen
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:56 AM   #6
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Sounds like she has problems
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Old 07-19-2008, 12:58 AM   #7
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Re: so i met a girl at the casino (aim convo tl;dr)

Im ****ing pissed i run so bad in omahahahahah WCOOP step 1's **** this
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:00 AM   #8
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what casino?
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:04 AM   #9
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:05 AM   #10
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trying to get pics right now, and if the dome does go down, i will try to video
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:11 AM   #11
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double wrap predome or ship at least one std to OP.
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:11 AM   #12
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condoms + dome = fail
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:15 AM   #13
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I'm not seeing anything positive coming out of this

by which I mean, of course you should keep going forward for BBV's amusement
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:16 AM   #14
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pics or ban
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:16 AM   #15
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lol this is so f'd up
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:19 AM   #16
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Re: so i met a girl at the casino (aim convo tl;dr)

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I'm not seeing anything positive coming out of this

by which I mean, of course you should keep going forward for BBV's amusement
yeaaaah this sums up the thread.
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:20 AM   #17
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Re: so i met a girl at the casino (aim convo tl;dr)

her phone # and aim or it didnt happen. and if you get dome, remember, friends share.
[x] make it rain on dat ho
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:22 AM   #18
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Re: so i met a girl at the casino (aim convo tl;dr)

[ ] pics
[x] ****ty aim convo I don't want to read
[x] you had a cute dog so I won't be mean


seriously though, pics or gtfo
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:26 AM   #19
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Re: so i met a girl at the casino (aim convo tl;dr)

i will give aim sn, but not until ive gotten something out of her
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:31 AM   #20
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pics of girl and pics of your penis or it didn't happen
wtf?
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:35 AM   #21
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Re: so i met a girl at the casino (aim convo tl;dr)

What part of that do you not understand
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:39 AM   #22
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lol girl is a slut! A+
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:51 AM   #23
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She obviously gets off on getting used even though she says otherwise.

Go get dome
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:52 AM   #24
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Old 07-19-2008, 02:04 AM   #25
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web cam or fake.

when this is over you are going to be the next two sentences of her story to the next guy in a week from now.
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