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Old 07-19-2008, 03:42 PM   #101
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lol so i just woke up. the money thing was obv a joke but anyways. this is 100% real. i have no reason to make a story like this up. we are supposed to meet up tomorrow for dinner/bj and all i have is a camera phone. im gonna just act like im text messaging someone while she's down there lolol it will be epic!!! i promise
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Old 07-19-2008, 03:50 PM   #102
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Re: so i met a girl at the casino (aim convo tl;dr)

BBV will be sad if you are lying.
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Old 07-19-2008, 03:52 PM   #103
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So here's a story bout how a geek gets some from a mental patient and a bunch of fellow geeks following his story in awe whilst dreaming of something similar to ever happen to them.

I'll check back when she's gone mental on you and threatened you with a knife, stalks you and killed your pet.
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Old 07-19-2008, 03:56 PM   #104
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Re: so i met a girl at the casino (aim convo tl;dr)

dont listen to the haters eckenz, nothin' wrong with gettin' a bj from a less than mentally stable chick if that pic is really her. Bangin bod imo.
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Old 07-19-2008, 05:14 PM   #105
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Op is such a nice guy, I wish i had quality people like him around me.

Come on leave the girl alone =[
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Old 07-19-2008, 05:15 PM   #106
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Re: so i met a girl at the casino (aim convo tl;dr)

meh, he already gave a poker screen name and begged for money, so my bet is this is fake

but im mildly entertained and if he can deliver some decent (fake) pics, I can use my imagination and pretend its all real.

If real tho, it would be a crime not to use this dumb slut, beacuse thats what she needs to obviously make her feel like life is worth living, and so anyone compasionate about their fellow humans would help her out with this need.
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Old 07-19-2008, 05:49 PM   #107
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im gonna just act like im text messaging someone while she's down there lolol it will be epic!!! i promise
hahaha
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Old 07-19-2008, 06:24 PM   #108
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meh, he already gave a poker screen name and begged for money, so my bet is this is fake

but im mildly entertained and if he can deliver some decent (fake) pics, I can use my imagination and pretend its all real.

If real tho, it would be a crime not to use this dumb slut, beacuse thats what she needs to obviously make her feel like life is worth living, and so anyone compasionate about their fellow humans would help her out with this need.
asking for monies was a level. i dont need the money. this is for bbv (let alone my) enjoyment
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Old 07-19-2008, 06:29 PM   #109
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face **** this ***** like there is no tommorow
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Old 07-19-2008, 06:30 PM   #110
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shes sounds like a sl0t hit that
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Old 07-19-2008, 06:34 PM   #111
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donkey punch her
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Old 07-19-2008, 06:38 PM   #112
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arse fok that sl0t
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Old 07-19-2008, 07:10 PM   #113
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lol i love how it gets everyone in bbv off when one guy on this site is about to get head from some slut. you guys are ****ing cool as ****
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Old 07-19-2008, 07:56 PM   #114
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He said he live in the Inland Empire; the 909.... this is probably not fake...

please say youre from lancaster!
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Old 07-19-2008, 08:50 PM   #115
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vids of her giving heads almost there OP?
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Old 07-19-2008, 09:12 PM   #116
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eff the haters, you played this well OP
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Old 07-19-2008, 10:00 PM   #117
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She is a total screw head, stay away!
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Old 07-20-2008, 02:43 AM   #118
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gtfo if this is fake. vid or ban imo
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Old 07-20-2008, 03:14 AM   #119
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fake imo
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Old 07-20-2008, 05:51 AM   #120
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I hope OP delivers with the vid. If he does this thread would almost be as epic as the KEVBO 2 whales and a pirate thread.
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Old 07-20-2008, 06:01 AM   #121
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hell lumbergh ****ed her
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Old 07-20-2008, 06:03 AM   #122
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op been gone awhile; helps his chances of this being real





just bearly though
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Old 07-20-2008, 07:37 AM   #123
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her: got used by one guy who turned into an *******. then after like a month of not hearing anything from him he wrote me a message on myspace saying "this isnt just to get back in your pants...not that it wouldnt be nice....blah blah blah"
her: THEN
her: 2 other guys freakin used me ..... so at this point im like this world is screwed
me: :/
lol @ :/

A+ response to all that babble
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Old 07-20-2008, 07:52 AM   #124
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i have no reason to make a story like this up.
Liars always say that, but I still believe in you OP

PS don't let her know where you live, or your real name if you can help it
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Old 07-20-2008, 08:32 AM   #125
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id date her just cuz of enormous trainwreck potential
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