Epic, do it imo.

Serious question: if the OP and chick get along and hit it off, how is this a federal crime? Seems like the right for her to stay in the country is a bonus of the potential love/relationship or whatever...

so many nits itt

lol @ a wife needing to be smart

Oh and don't worry about her HAVING a penis, worry about her USED to having a penis.

OP, after opening this thread and looking at the pics, I, like everyone else, was convinced this was a scam. But after reading the circumstances of your first meeting, learning he has a good job (I would check up on this btw), and reading his responses to questions and more details, I think this is going about as well for you as possible. I am very far from being an immigration lawyer, but I don't see how you couldn't make up some story to convince them given her appeal etc. And I wouldn't worry too much about this thread, relatively very few people read 2p2 and it's unlikely it comes back to bite you.

You should go through with this.

The scam is that he is not getting paid to marry her. Going rate is like 10K i think and this kid is going to do it just so he can consummate it

if you don't get laid before you get married don't do it. i think its unlikely they are trying to scame a 22 year old playing 100 max nl, cus that's just lol.

it could be a scame.. you should meet this dudes wife and ask to see her visa. people get married to live in the states all the time. you might as well go for it.. doesn't seem like you have much to lose. she is the desperate one just be like okay here are my concerns, lay them out and let them address them.

if you divorce her within the first two years she can't stay so she will aimt o keep you happy and you'll be happy to get rid of her by the end, so it will all work out great

op said he was using a pocket pussy for a card protector when he was playing. nobody does that kind of stuff, this is bs, he killed it with that line. i'm sure its also obv from the op but i didn't read it, just looked at pics of that dude

This will end up in tears.

QFT

and may still be worth it...

i am too dumb to make this kind of stuff up... mustche's are in the car

^^^^

yeah, never mind, this is definitely legit. I mean the first thing id think if some whacko showed up at my table with all that crap on would be "this is the perfect guy for this well rounded attractive chick i know!"

OP....
Theres no downside to this...you can be the 2nd poster on BBV to actually get laid....gl

Go to Amsterdam, flight is about $700, stay in a average hotel for $300 for 5 nights,
you will be able to bang girls 10x hotter then her. Average rate is $75 US for 30 minutes to bang a super hot girl, these girls will be the best lays of your life. Total cost for banging 10 super hot girls on a nice 5 day sex vacation will be ~$1500.

Marrying this girl is -EV.

Don't be foolish because she is a 8.3/10.

You could try this. Tell her lets have a 2 week trial run. She moves in, you **** her for 2 weeks, then tell her it wont work out. She will probably do it because she is desperate. If you don't get laid in that 2 weeks, at least you can get rid of her without a headache.

Do not ever get married. Marriage is -EV.

prenub really? you guys know it's short for the word prenuptial right?

insta-marry imo

this is usually implied but, see how well she can make sandwiches beforehand

2 weeks????????? Bitch better put out at the airport when he picks her up.

Also darf darf darf prenub?? Blarf blarfie mcblarfen prenuptual chicago fozz.

OP, do you "use" the pocket pussy you protect your cards with?

How come these were left out of the OP?

no... one day on the way to a game my buddy was telling me a story of how he brought one to ceasers indiana and they immediately kicked him out. so we passed a sex toy store and i bought that one. it actually came with an anus as well. But i stopped a denny's borrowed a steak knife, cut off the anus, returned said steak knife and went on to use it as a card protector that night. It works great at home games, everyone calls me so light it's great. At the casino its usually only out about 20 mins before i get in trouble. But the answer is no, i don't use the pocket pussy.

i told you i am a sucker... nearly all of my passwords are 12345... haha so ****in sick

Personally, I prefer jerking off to internet porn and roll around in my money. But to each his own I guess.

Lazy right eye or am I imaging things?

Thats a massive ****in forehead