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11-28-2017 , 04:53 PM

#1926

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

^ That is the ideal situation for them. Does Sheep's mum have any lambs?

11-28-2017 , 04:56 PM

#1927

Sheep86

***Russian Spies, WC Soccer Qualifiers, AF Lists, it's all happening in November LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

^ That is the ideal situation for them. Does Sheep's mum have any lambs?

Unfortunately not, Sheep's parents don't have room for that. They're not as rich and successful as Sammy.

11-28-2017 , 04:58 PM

#1928

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep's mom has two bunnies. They live outside and both of them have their own hutch, but during daytime they have access to a small, fenced patch of the garden as well. They're quite old (8, 9 years old, something like that) and still full of life.

You can't get them that old, they are chewy now!

11-28-2017 , 05:00 PM

#1929

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,600

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

I guess it doesn't matter as they live in a cage.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

I want an indoor bun bun, potty trained and the whole business. I'm gonna make this work.

11-28-2017 , 05:02 PM

#1930

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

You can't get them that old, they are chewy now!

Coated and deep fried they'll still be edible at that age.

11-28-2017 , 05:09 PM

#1931

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

Naaw, you gotta cook them long time now. Still good for some Bunny stew though.

11-28-2017 , 05:16 PM

#1932

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,080

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Colin_Piddle approves of Mr Fid's avatar

Also Fid which chick was your favourite on Mcleod's daughters. I always thought Tess was very bangable. Tess and the youngest one. Terrible show but some all right looking woman

Sorry, never watched it.

11-28-2017 , 11:22 PM

#1933

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

No AlwaysFolding list. I assume that he's studying/homeworking hard.

Lab practicals today (for two lab sections which is actually a ****-ton of work), exam tomorrow that I still am not sure I know anything for. We're still getting the list in for the day though!

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

#RIPAF

Accurate.

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

He's posting with Mr. Bump, now.

That's legitimately very sad

RIP Mr. Bump

11-28-2017 , 11:25 PM

#1934

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. I approve of this gif-t and will drain the poison accordingly
1. **** YOU TUESDAY YOU ****ING **** GYPSIE WHERE ARE YOU I NEED YOUR SERVICES
2. Mr. tbh shows up for a moment; what a blessing
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat doesn't but that's what skiing is for
4. Every time I type the word "skiing" I try to enter three of the letter "i."
5. Unforgivable
6. I hate being this late on the list
7. Mr. FWWM did you read about the Mooch's recent endeavors?
8. After this semester we'll be 12.5% pharmacist
9. That's less pharmacist than I was before quitting drugs
10. Mr. Sheep I do love a bunny!
11. Morph why you gotta try to eat all the cute things?
12. hasenfeffer

11-28-2017 , 11:34 PM

#1935

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Both at home tests came back clear. Very yay. Real deal is tomorrow and then aaaaaaaaa

11-28-2017 , 11:41 PM

#1936

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Also submit my notice of resignation today

11-28-2017 , 11:41 PM

#1937

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I believed in you correctly Mr. Whiskeyneat. Good on you sir.

11-28-2017 , 11:43 PM

#1938

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

**** A JOB WHO NEED ONE

11-28-2017 , 11:44 PM

#1939

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

**** A JOB WHO NEED ONE

The next two weeks are going to be the best

11-29-2017 , 01:15 AM

#1940

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

**** work

11-29-2017 , 03:33 AM

#1941

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,080

AF cutting it close for the list.

11-29-2017 , 03:37 AM

#1942

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,080

11-29-2017 , 05:36 AM

#1943

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

^ That chick is legit anorexic

11-29-2017 , 05:42 AM

#1944

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,080

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

^ That chick is legit anorexic

You have changed your mind about this (same) girl 3 times since the start of the month.

Make up your mind.

11-29-2017 , 05:49 AM

#1945

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,080

In the 4 weeks I was away I forgot about 90% of the Spanish I'd learnt

11-29-2017 , 06:00 AM

#1946

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Sup, savages?

11-29-2017 , 06:01 AM

#1947

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Preparing his body for Spain.

❤️

11-29-2017 , 06:02 AM

#1948

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by cumicon

I am quitting poker and want to share my graph now that I don't need to worry about killing any potential action I might get. I always enjoyed seeing inspiring graphs posted on 2p2, so I'm happy to contribute mine. These are my results over the past 5 years. I did this without ever really working on my game away from the tables, so its still possible to be a lazy poker player and make money in today's games

. In the graph, I removed 100/200 and 200/400 because they distort the graph too much and aren't very indicative of my real results since I sell a large % when I play there. Also, please don't send me any coaching requests, I am not interested.