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11-24-2017 , 07:54 PM
11-24-2017 , 07:58 PM
Thin is in.

Winning Poker No-Limit Hold'em, 2 Tournament, 50/100 Blinds (8 handed) - Converted at http://handhistoryconverter.com

SB (t11,015)
BB (t4,720)
UTG (t4,990)
UTG+1 (t5,000)
MP1 (t6,932)
MP2 (t4,035)
CO (t13,113)
Hero (Button) (t15,205)

Hero's M: 101.37

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, Q
4 folds, CO raises t200, Hero calls t200, SB raises t850, 1 fold, CO calls t700, Hero calls t700

Flop: (t2,800) 4, Q, 2 (3 players)
SB bets t1,440, 1 fold, Hero calls t1,440

Turn: (t5,680) J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t3,300, SB calls t3,300

River: (t12,280) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero raises to t9,555 (All-In), SB calls t5,365 (All-In)

Total pot: t23,010

Results:
Hero had K, Q (two pair, Queens and twos).
SB had A, J (two pair, Jacks and twos).
Outcome: Hero won t23,090
11-24-2017 , 08:02 PM
11-24-2017 , 08:14 PM
11-24-2017 , 08:18 PM
11-24-2017 , 08:21 PM
11-24-2017 , 10:03 PM
Still in $33 on ACR, still in late registration!
11-24-2017 , 10:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
I'm out. Should have shoved pre. Not paying attention to stacks. Time to put the game controller down imo.

Winning Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 125/250 Blinds (8 handed) - Converted at http://handhistoryconverter.com

Hero (BB) (t3,141)
UTG (t6,714)
UTG+1 (t6,125)
MP1 (t5,722)
MP2 (t14,273)
CO (t4,720)
Button (t6,828)
SB (t10,898)

Hero's M: 8.38

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, 10
4 folds, CO raises t500, 2 folds, Hero calls t250

Flop: (t1,125) 9, 7, J (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets t332, Hero raises to t2,616 (All-In), CO calls t2,284

Turn: (t6,357) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t6,357) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t6,357

Results:
Hero had A, 10 (flush, Ace high).
CO had K, 10 (straight flush, Jack high).
Outcome: CO won t6,557
WTF are ya doing in this hand? Butchered
11-24-2017 , 10:22 PM
Busto
Ran Bad
11-24-2017 , 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
WTF are ya doing in this hand? Butchered
I told you what I did wrong.
11-24-2017 , 10:55 PM
11-24-2017 , 11:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Are we still banging chinese girl? Or have we moved on?
I would like to continue doing so but she's giving me the vibe that she's unreliable/doesn't give a **** and has been inconsiderate. This means that we must be the one to terminate if any more signs are indicated that she is waning. But I of course have a half dozen other outlets concurrently

Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Why all the abort? You said it, the list, it's too damn short...
You hold on, right now!

Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
i have been voraciously binge watching Hot Ones on the youtubes while drinking the cheap local beer and smoking their weeds.

I usually hate the holidays, but this one is turning out to be acceptable

AF its always a holiday when youre here brother
This post is 100% acceptable to me, sir. Glad you're having a good time.
11-24-2017 , 11:50 PM
Good attempts by everyone ITT. Mr Morph and company's memeing is A+.

The punk, punk saga was well received and enjoyed, punk.

Mr. Colin_Piddle how do you do? I have to leave this cafe in five but you should tell us anyway, right now!
11-24-2017 , 11:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
HELLO IT'S ME

0. The gif-t is a bit rapey today but we can allow it (LOOK IT'S WHATS HIS FACE)
1. Happy Friday which I have off
2. Mr. tbh nice to see you after a Holiday; it's like two holidays in a row
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat no turkey commentary!?
4. Oh **** my coffee date is here be back later for listing
5. We did the homeworks today
6. I am trying not to fail out and make Mr. suitedjustice proud
7. Mr. FWWM I am currently swiping "like" on every single Asian girl I see in your honor
8. Today we have eaten all of the foods as well
9. We had AYCE sushi and it has certainly damaged our digestive tract
10. RIP AF
11. This is me writing from the afterlife
12. Basically the same, only Trump isn't president here
13. JFK is
14. #ThanksObama
11-25-2017 , 02:02 AM
It's the weekend!

11-25-2017 , 02:21 AM
Wellington Phoenix v Central Coast Mariners in 15 minutes
easy win
11-25-2017 , 03:40 AM
nerds
11-25-2017 , 03:55 AM
no u
11-25-2017 , 03:56 AM
Also Phoenix down 2-0 at the moment. We suck
11-25-2017 , 04:05 AM
Now down 3-0
11-25-2017 , 04:37 AM
I see you get your Betting advice from Sammy.
11-25-2017 , 04:51 AM
ou jes
11-25-2017 , 05:21 AM
11-25-2017 , 06:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
11-25-2017 , 09:00 AM
F is the Prince of Meming.

      
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