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12-25-2008 , 10:29 PM

#51

themandude

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Lol I like op

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12-25-2008 , 10:31 PM

#52

TheyCallMeDonk

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lol ul

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12-25-2008 , 10:32 PM

#53

dalamcd

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condolences niche

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12-25-2008 , 10:41 PM

#54

King Niche

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 668

got into a 70-way pot and lost obv, and went broke..I cant take much more of this ****..I feel like a cowboy who lost his manhood..I cant even think straight today, need to step away and have a mayo sandwich, lets hope tomorrow shines on me instead of ****ting..when my confidence is low I play bad, and when im confident I am one of the best..and tonight I cared too much about the money, I never play well when I am worried about needing the money so bad just to keep me in cornflakes and milk..I feel more pressure now in these tourneys than when I used to bet5k on sciccors paper rock..

unfortunately I am hardly ever confident because of some of the hits ive taken..i try to just stand up and keep fighting to get to the top but its hard when you face the prospect of a fat, girlfrioend, fat children, possble ft father in law and no bankroll..I am going to read "the theory of poker" again from cover to cover and probably fall asleep with a stomach full of emptiness and a soul like a squashed flower..thanks to those who showed me support today..If I ever book a nice win I will be supportive of you if you are ever sleeping with flee ridden hobos on a tube train or perhaps inside cardboard wishing you had the 10 dollar buy in..I will always have your buy-in for whenever u want to play,,

gonna take my last shot at the 28k tomorrow with my remaining bankroll of $29

Last edited by King Niche; 12-25-2008 at 10:47 PM.

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12-25-2008 , 11:28 PM

#55

MoP_86

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I hope this guy is a big level... otherwise im sad

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12-26-2008 , 12:13 AM

#56

krmont22

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[x] filled her stockins with peanuts

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12-26-2008 , 12:38 AM

#57

DrTchocky

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i loled so hard at speaking in riddles from beyond the grave not sure why.

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12-26-2008 , 12:41 AM

#58

scottyclark

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Originally Posted by King Niche

SHE wants me to abandon the tournament and play a chritmas game like MONOPOLY WITH THEM WTF?? why would I want to spend time with them playing for pink 500s? if her dad starts **** tonight im jab his flab..ive locked the door and said if they dont leave me alone I will put our porn video on youporn

Clissic Niche. scottyclark always stops by the KINGS threads!

udaking

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12-26-2008 , 03:53 AM

#59

wombat4hire

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Good luck tommorrow Niche. Ill try and stop by and rail at some point.

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12-26-2008 , 04:06 AM

#60

curve

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King niche is the man. Have read all the stories so far. A+ they crack me up every time.

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12-26-2008 , 04:51 AM

#61

krmont22

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 8,078

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Originally Posted by King Niche

this is what happens when you try to run up your 26.50 winnings. my strength is I get it in ahead, my weakness is poker doesnt care.

Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

CO: $100.40
BTN: $94.30
SB: $111.55
Hero (BB): $30.80
UTG: $116.30
MP: $197.05

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with T

UTG raises to $3.50, 4 folds, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.50) 7

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $7.50, Hero raises to $27.30 all in, UTG calls $19.80

Turn: ($62.10) 9

(2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($62.10) 4

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $62.10
Hero shows T

(three of a kind, Tens)
UTG shows Q

(a straight, King high)
UTG wins $59.10
(Rake: $3.00)

next stop 32k gtd.

[ ] ahead

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12-26-2008 , 06:11 AM

#62

breitling996

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I love these posts, i just lost 5k and u just cheered me up.. Keep em coming pls..

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12-26-2008 , 06:12 AM

#63

ChristopherEucken

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Originally Posted by krmont22

[ ] ahead

[x] ahead

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12-26-2008 , 06:21 AM

#64

The Eureka Kid

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Originally Posted by dersl

pics of gf?

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12-26-2008 , 06:23 AM

#65

notcoolzeus

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Hey king, got anything on your mind?

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12-26-2008 , 07:22 AM

#66

King Niche

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I got grind on the mind. Today I feel like a new person, yesterday I felt very depressed, I think i drank to much cough meds but I feel rechargd today and ready to take a big one down. my fat girlfriend is going to her fat sisters and I have faked an illness.

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12-26-2008 , 08:03 AM

#67

FilthyRaven

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Niche, your my god damn hero. 'Grind on the mind' is now what I live by. When does your tourney start.. im railing you to the FT baby.

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12-26-2008 , 08:11 AM

#68

Kevroc

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Originally Posted by King Niche

ive locked the door and said if they dont leave me alone I will put our video on youp

Ship It!

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Originally Posted by King Niche

need to step away and have a mayo sandwich,

I think I speak for all the folks over at 4L when I say... LOL.

Last edited by Kevroc; 12-26-2008 at 08:11 AM. Reason: I'll settle for pics of the sister, imo.

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12-26-2008 , 10:40 AM

#69

eckenz88476

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go niche

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12-26-2008 , 11:01 AM

#70

fishdonkey

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Originally Posted by FilthyRaven

Niche, your my god damn hero. 'Grind on the mind' is now what I live by. When does your tourney start.. im railing you to the FT baby.

King Niche threads are a major inspiration to me as well. Grind on the mind is my motto for 2009

when im done grinding 2-4 nanonoko will seem like just antoher regular person with a life compared to me

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12-26-2008 , 11:05 AM

#71

Handwerpen

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

I think I speak for all the folks over at 4L when I say... LOL.

mayo samich ITT

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12-26-2008 , 11:13 AM

#72

starvin_drummer

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epic thread. good luck today.

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12-26-2008 , 12:02 PM

#73

pnycff

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fat girl cant even cook
that is a beat

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12-26-2008 , 12:04 PM

#74

slowsteps

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Originally Posted by King Niche

[ ] has faked an illness.

King, you're the illest, and I mean in more ways than one!
keep grinding and writing. i lost 4 buy-ins for xmas, but still have grind on the mind and am up 1 BI today. good luck in the tournie today.
-t

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12-26-2008 , 12:54 PM

#75

eckenz88476

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King you have inspired me as well. I deposited 50$ that I don't have about an hour ago and I'm up to $90 and ever since I started reading your posts I've had grind on the mind as well.

King Niche, let us gogogo to the nosebleeds!

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