1. If we don't get gif-ts this week I'm gonna lose it
2. What the **** is wrong with my country
3. Waaaasting awaaaay in coronaritaville
4. Chinese girl tried popping back up into my life
5. Note that she ghosted me in January
6. I was not pleased
7. I sent her clown emoji
8. She still wants to provide oral services
9. Not necessarily a great move
10. Especially after Korean girl was like hey I'm out after asking me to DTR (****ing stupid term look it up)
11. Maybe I'll switch persuasions for just a month or so
12. Maybe
13. Arizona girl just asked me to DTR five minutes ago too
14. What the **** is going on in my life
15. Meanwhile, I have to make business improvement recommendations to a pharmacy owner
16. I'll refer the Chinese girl to him
17. The Boys is my favorite TV show of all time
18. Karl Urban is hilarious
19. Jefe where the **** did you go did you died
20. I'll pour some liquor out for you and hope it brings you back from the dead
21. ****
List approvedmöller. Titties are a bit few but approvedmöller. Unrip Sammy. Bought an 8pack Carlsberg in your honor. And because it was on offer. Cheaper than 4pack Stella. No thanks to Morph.
Chinese girl already wigged out and blocked me on ****, then unblocked me again, which I honestly think is ****ing HILARIOUS but now I'm convinced there's some underlying mental illness and that part isn't funny.