1. If we don't get gif-ts this week I'm gonna lose it
2. What the **** is wrong with my country
3. Waaaasting awaaaay in coronaritaville
4. Chinese girl tried popping back up into my life
5. Note that she ghosted me in January
6. I was not pleased
7. I sent her clown emoji
8. She still wants to provide oral services
9. Not necessarily a great move
10. Especially after Korean girl was like hey I'm out after asking me to DTR (****ing stupid term look it up)
11. Maybe I'll switch persuasions for just a month or so
12. Maybe
13. Arizona girl just asked me to DTR five minutes ago too
14. What the **** is going on in my life
15. Meanwhile, I have to make business improvement recommendations to a pharmacy owner
16. I'll refer the Chinese girl to him
17. The Boys is my favorite TV show of all time
18. Karl Urban is hilarious
19. Jefe where the **** did you go did you died
20. I'll pour some liquor out for you and hope it brings you back from the dead
21. ****

can't say it's not a valid representation of Francis' automobile

Morphday!

Happy Morphday everybody!

A very nice and soft Sheepday poast followed by a great list. We are truly blessed for having Mr. Folding in our midst.

ignore the korean girl, if she comes back you have it easy, tell the arizona girl that you are just very overwhelmed at the moment but really enjoy your time with her (obv continue to bang), then let the chinese girl back in

I are not died, they cant kill me, just havent had a day off in a few weeks so have been tied up with work

**** your ****ing face monday you ****

also, the list helps, ty

Morph wishing happy Morphday is like someone calling your PSB OTT with a naked gutshot or smth, getting there obviously, and then saying 'ty' or 'I knew it was coming' or stuff

Morphday is built for events like you just described, Mr. FWWM.

The list was the least I could do for this weak ass Week.

I aim to please.
My quota is met, my work is done.

Congrats to AF for making a post at precisely 4:20. These are the types of things that will ensure we pass Inspection and #SaveBBV!

We passed Inception!

Not yet, only a practice one. We still have work to do. Would somebody mind spending time offline to tutor Morph?

Morph tutors from within.

Confirmed

Morph's gonna start tweeting again!

Remedial Morph 101 now being offered at Greendale Community College.

Is Annie taking the class?

No, but Annie’s Boobs will be there!

RIP Keith Flint