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01-18-2017 , 08:10 PM

#501

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

handball is the real men sport, sammy can be my friend again. But without Milo, Milo is weird.

01-18-2017 , 08:16 PM

#502

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

**** you Fran

01-18-2017 , 08:17 PM

#503

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

wheres my frog

01-18-2017 , 08:17 PM

#504

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

so good to be friends again <3

01-18-2017 , 08:21 PM

#505

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

nice

01-18-2017 , 08:21 PM

#506

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

dice

01-18-2017 , 08:22 PM

#507

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

mice

01-18-2017 , 08:29 PM

#508

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

01-18-2017 , 08:50 PM

#509

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

so good to be friends again <3

Hi Flan. Handball WC ftw?

01-18-2017 , 08:50 PM

#510

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

FranFran is Sammy's friend

01-18-2017 , 08:52 PM

#511

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

mr. m.rmmmKay is weak.

01-18-2017 , 09:09 PM

#512

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

mr. m.rmmmKay is weak.

Isn't it past your bedtime?

GF away again?

01-18-2017 , 09:28 PM

#513

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Isn't it past your bedtime?

GF away again?

Sammy's ready....Sammy will touch you like no man has ever touched you before.

01-18-2017 , 09:43 PM

#514

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

You will obviously be playing the role of catcher tonight.

01-19-2017 , 03:27 AM

#515

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

so you want to **** a Kardashian then

If I'm in the NBA I'm banging prime 22 year olds. Not wasting my time on mid 30s chicks.

01-19-2017 , 04:55 AM

#516

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

mr. m.rmmmKay is weak.

You take that back right now!

01-19-2017 , 11:13 AM

#517

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

**** you thursday

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 01-19-2017 at 11:13 AM. Reason: because migraine

01-19-2017 , 11:15 AM

#518

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** your face thursday

01-19-2017 , 11:43 AM

#519

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Me to My Boss: X emailed me today and asked me...
Boss: Why are you asking me this? I emailed X and told him we would meet on Thursday!
Me: Now, you're going to answer me again. But this time you're not going to be an *******.
Boss: If you don't like the way we're doing things around here...
Me: No, it's you. People ask you things because they don't know the answer. You need to start answering them, only not being an ******* when you do it.

I need to keep this job and save up for a little more than one more year before I have enough **** you money for my project. It's not going to be easy.

01-19-2017 , 12:50 PM

#520

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Me: No, it's you. People ask you things because they don't know the answer. You need to start answering them, only not being an ******* when you do it.

You're the working man's hero. I know this feel.

01-19-2017 , 01:10 PM

#521

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Telephone pole smashed and almost knocked down in my yard. They put up a brand new pole within two hours, without closing the road and with no interruption of power or cable.

Could Danish engineers do that?

01-19-2017 , 01:41 PM

#522

Sheep86

****New Year, No Fear. You're all gonna get banned in 2017, anyway (LC/NC NSFW)****

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

**** you thursday

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

**** your face thursday

Hi Friday-ish Thursday!

01-19-2017 , 01:45 PM

#523

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Hi Friday-ish Thursday!

Hi Sheep!

**** you still thursday!

01-19-2017 , 01:47 PM

#524

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

NVM. Danes don't have telephone poles. They might brag about underground lines, but I heard that German piss leaches through the soil in the summer and creates frost heaves during the winter. And that's why the Swedes invented dynamite, because they were sorry for the Danes.