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01-18-2017 , 04:07 PM

#476

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

but the rest of the world "m" stands for mirrion. So you were saying mirrion mirrion

It is common in finance, but it is based off of the fact that m stands for 1,000 in roman numerals. But bankers are usually horrible people that try and make very simple concepts seem as esoteric as possible so they use mm (thousand thousands) fir a mirrion but then you "k" for a thousand, so like 5k is 5,000. you would never right 5m, because that would just make too much sense.

There is consensus that a capital B stands for birrion, so there is that.

01-18-2017 , 04:08 PM

#477

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

pitch went great, and it is likely to be more like $8mm.

I can taste the hookers and blow

01-18-2017 , 04:11 PM

#478

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,068

what did you do again?

obviously not as good as being a civil engineer like Sammy.

01-18-2017 , 04:14 PM

#479

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

GJ TBH

01-18-2017 , 04:15 PM

#480

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

what did you do again?

obviously not as good as being a civil engineer like Sammy.

Obviously

01-18-2017 , 04:59 PM

#481

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

It's actually very fun. Sammy gets to work with engineers/scientists from all over the world on this project. Sammy goes to bed every night looking forward to go to work the next day. Sammy's make good money doing this, but he would even do this for free. This project is not only an amazing experience (working with great minds from all over the world/underwater expeditions/high ground experiments) it's also a great opportunity for Sammy to learn new stuff, and an important addition to his CV.

#savetheworld

The Sheep speaking the truth as always.

Meh I'd still rather be in the NBA

01-18-2017 , 05:21 PM

#482

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,068

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Meh I'd still rather be in the NBA

so you want to **** a Kardashian then

01-18-2017 , 05:23 PM

#483

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,068

Found a video of Sammy instructing two workers how to unload a pipe from the back of a truck

01-18-2017 , 05:24 PM

#484

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Maybe he just likes to touch the balls?

01-18-2017 , 05:26 PM

#485

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Found a video of Sammy instructing two workers how to unload a pipe from the back of a truck

Sammy does not do manual labor.

01-18-2017 , 06:16 PM

#486

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

INSTRUCTING

01-18-2017 , 06:32 PM

#487

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

INSTRUCTING

01-18-2017 , 06:35 PM

#488

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

what did you do again?

obviously not as good as being a civil engineer like Sammy.

well i provide ergonomic and space optimization solutions for companies in order to attract & maintain top talent, maximize their space utilization, maintain a healthier workforce and promote collaboration and functioning work environments.

Spoiler:

01-18-2017 , 06:37 PM

#489

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

GJ TBH

thank you Samuel. I am enjoying office beers at the moment in celebration

01-18-2017 , 06:41 PM

#490

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

thank you Samuel. I am enjoying office beers at the moment in celebration

You're welcome.
Sammy's drinking the dark rum right now.
Sammy would like to apologize in advance for the posts that may come. DSammy bees the drunk SAmmy tonight. sonny

01-18-2017 , 06:42 PM

#491

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Lonesome rider

01-18-2017 , 06:44 PM

#492

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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01-18-2017 , 07:24 PM

#493

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,068

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy does not do manual labor.

you're the guy at the back scratching his head wandering wtf went wrong.

01-18-2017 , 07:34 PM

#494

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

you're the guy at the back scratching his head wandering wtf went wrong.

Yes Fiddle, finally you got it right. Sammy is the guy scratching his head/thinking. Sammy's a thinker. If The Fiddler fell in a hole, that no one/no machine/ no jedi could get him out of....They would call Sammy. Sammy would come. Sammy would look down the hole and say; that's the Fiddler Smoke a spliff, pee on a bear, touch the Morph

01-18-2017 , 07:36 PM

#495

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,068

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

solid thinking.

01-18-2017 , 07:40 PM

#496

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

solid thinking.

Come to Denmark Fiddle. Sammy will give you a job. The Fiddle could be a real man again. ¨

Come to DK, Sammy, be a man, life.........

01-18-2017 , 07:45 PM

#497

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

01-18-2017 , 07:49 PM

#498

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Someone nearly took out a telephone pole outside my place. They're fixing it now but I don't know if they're going to knock the power out at some point during the repair. I want to play the 1K GTD hyper but if we lose power for any length of time then it's gg my buyin.

I should just quit poker like the rest of BBV.