Sorry, I've obviously mislead you into thinking I give a f*** whether you breakeven trolls think im a winning player. Sad thing is you're just fooling yourselves if you think out of millions of players, there arent some good players getting f***ed by variance. And if you're multitabling 8+ tables, Im pretty sure about half of you will have a downswing this bad in your life time.

Honestly not sure what bitchibee etc. angles are here, tilt me? You troll threads to thin the shark pool? Or are you just plain miserable with your lives and take it out on internet users anonymously? What ever it is it hasn't worked for the last 9 months why the f*** you think it'll start working now?

Stating im a loser, sh** player blah blah is just unfounded ignorant rant with no evidence to back it up. On the contrary, Ive played winning poker for 7 years, won 62 buyins in 17k sample, Ive won both side-bet challenges from here and all 3 players who sat in cash games with me left early. So for you to still call me a losing player holds f*** all water with me I just assume you are a bit thick.

Shame there can't be any intelligent talk on this subject.

And by the way if anyone wants to make some easy money, bitchibee offered me 2 to 1 money on a HU4ROLLZ. My roll is my only source of income but if anyone wants to stake me I'd be happy to beat his ass.

Ill give you 3 to 1 odds.. Play you on merge stars ftp whaeva.... gogogo

you 200 wins 600... 50nlhu for 5k hands


just pm me your sn since youre a fake dooooose who wont out his sns

Ye ill take u up on that challenge. Will sort it out after new year

lolololol

You see what does that even mean? Just vague and selfindulgent like every other post on this ugly f***ing site.

Bitchibee for the last time....I lost $150 to u inc rake at NL50 because not only did u flop 2 str8's against my good made hands but your AQ vs AK sucked out. Considering you made far more hands than me outside these 3 examples and I yet with rake I only lost 3 buyins, this was a small victory for me. I made you lay down some big pots in that match, they're the mistakes that count and u know it. I'll pay your flopped str8's off all day with TPTK but that don't mean sh!* in the long run.

...oh, and when the tables obv started turning on you, suddenly 10bb stacks was ok, then u quit me. Was just shameful really

hahahahhahaha make maney, the f do

seriously, i'm drunk... and i'm starting to think that OP is a level.

confirmed busto?

What the hell buck I thought you were a winning player, say it ain't so man. Gosh darn it.

OP, i read your first post, but not much else. why don't you play live? live poker is SOOO much better than playing online, unless of course you're one of the rare few. live poker is social, you only have one table to focus on, free drinks brought to you by beautiful girls*, and the players are much, much worse. the elderly rich guy who just won $20,000 playing baccarat is not gonna deposit it on FTP, but he IS going to stroll by the poker room, where they play that no limit Texas Hold'em game that he saw on tv.

*borgata and parx

Because 20 hands/hour is lolable.

Oh brothercatcher, just another negative hate-filled BBV poster thats written 'is this a level' or 'cool story brah' for the 200th time too many in his pathetic meaningless computer coma

Couldn't agree more

Please, please, please stop. You're the one that's wrong. There's nothing sadder than someone acting high and mighty when they just do not have the first clue about what they are talking about.

Moron.

Wow, this whine/blog is still going? I actually did not think a simple exercise of OP: "I lost - but really I won/am a winning player + here is a personal insult as a bonus" replying to "LOL OP you are a losing/break even player" could keep going for this long.

However, with the introduction of HU challenges I suppose responses like the following


are going to be the norm for a while until he somehow wins a match as that would indicate he is a winning player. Until then every loss will also indicate he is a winning player who outplayed his lucky opponent. Perhaps using a variance calculator will help...

All of this for a dude who makes maybe a buck an hour even when he is a "winning player"

Kind of impressive in a way. Good luck keeping this train wreck on the tracks in 2011. The other arrogant douche thread/blog of the HU guy (Elwood) is pretty much over after he vanished when he started losing, so the OP did lose some competition in this regard.

All the best.

Amusing post, guess when you pool together the 10% of winning players x very slim odds of 250k break-even variance along x 2+2 user, doesn't leave many players in the same boat. Thus you get trolls to useful/sincere posts at a ratio of 1k:1, apologies for a sh**e lingering thread but hopefully got a few good bits of advice.

As for my game, you think im sh** then sort out a HU challenge, always looking for a few tough games a month, but ffs stop speculating what you think my winrate may or may not be cos fact is you have the least info of anyone

what is motivating u to keep owning everyone who responds to this thread rudely

Last post wasn't meant to be rude, but to answer the question, I'd say it's ignorant egotistical railers discrediting this thread without any knowledge or research of the subject and perpetuating a mythical view about the variance involved in poker.

You have plenty of people who seem happy to debate your delusional rationalization based math and a few that seem interested in doing your cliched HU challenge ego thing as well.

I merely pointed out that I was impressed this train wreck has maintained itself for so long. The fact you think I actually care what your win rates are in reality or should be in your mind/imagination is part of your delusional way of thinking about things. I merely stated that you make less than a McDonalds worker even if and when you do run as you believe you should, and that adds an extra bit of comedy to this thread.

Keep at it, and set a reasonable goal of making a few grand at poker in 2011 and as well set a goal for the amount of posts you want in this thread.

All the best.

Your straying from the point, insulting me for no reason and I don't really want to fuel this hate-fest that you get off on any longer, so ill leave it at that

If the site below is a delusional,erroneous and mathmatically flawed then you're correct, yet again you provide not a shred of evidence to the contrary.

http://www.evplusplus.com/poker_tool...nce_simulator/

Play around with it, plug in 17898 hands and see how many trials it takes to reach 6313bb at SD=125

Then try a 2b/100 winrate over 240k hands

But ffs just produce a thin shred of evidence, otherwise your unfounded ramblings hold no water

If this was indeed a goal of yours then this thread would have ended long ago. You are the only one in the entire thread who believes in your poker ability, and 30%+ of the posts in this thread are by you reacting and responding to every single post anyone else makes even though they are all variations (some nice, some not so nice) of "you are delusional about your skill."

While I will help you with your goal by having this be my last post for a while (until I happen to see this again in 1-2 months if it is still going), the fact is others will keep at it as long as you will, and you seem to be happy repeating yourself over and over and over about what you think you are as a poker player.

No doubt you will have to respond to this as well as that is almost an addiction you have, but if you really want to show you are capable of stopping the "hate fest " as you call it then simply do not respond to this post at all. Congrats in advance if you can do that, but realistically that is impossible given your personality type.



I work with Sit and Go Wiz addicts who can't figure out why they are no longer winning because they always make the "right play." They often lack the depth in their game to realize that a "right play" is not simply a snap shot of a moment.

All of your math is based on that website which requires you to make an assumption as to yourself as a player and the only one who actually believes your assumptions are valid is you, which is the fuel of this thread. The rest of the world is wrong, you are right, you are a winning player despite not winning, you are suffering a staggering statistical situation etc etc etc.

As a recent popular video stated - you are just a break even donk stuck in the micros. Your inflated view of yourself as a player will actually hold you back as a player even if it helps you keep this thread going.


See you in a month or two, and I expect it will just be more of the same, as it has been now for several months.

Post your reply to this to feel better, I understand you need to do that.

Best of luck in 2011.

this


moran

+1

Jesus, lock the thread ffs. Not sure what you wanted to get out of it but your attitude is unbearable and prob the reason you cant turn things round for yourself. My buddy, who crushes 25/50+ even offered to help you out till you started abusing everyone and arguing stuff like opening 5To in the SB is fine coz you play so well, lol. Take a more objective/humble approach or just give up the game.

why would u ever want to lock this thread.
its so amazing