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08-18-2015 , 02:56 PM

#851

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

LOL. Great own goal by ManUtd

Lol, Sammy has them to win with at least 2 goals.....Not worried though

08-18-2015 , 02:56 PM

#852

CigarDan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

LOL. Great own goal by ManUtd

of course, i got money on ManU on this game, must win...

08-18-2015 , 03:00 PM

#853

CigarDan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Dunno, I think it's kind of impolite to kill women

women have campaigned for equality for all this time and you hang on to this outdated and sexist veiwpoint?

Last edited by CigarDan; 08-18-2015 at 03:07 PM.

08-18-2015 , 03:07 PM

#854

Sammy2bullets

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Man U 1-1, go go

08-18-2015 , 03:08 PM

#855

CigarDan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

this is not Jamie Lee Curtis, but I approve.

08-18-2015 , 03:08 PM

#856

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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whats going on in here

08-18-2015 , 03:09 PM

#857

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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why is there a gif of a hermaphrodite dancing in girly underwears

08-18-2015 , 03:11 PM

#858

Sheep86

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

why is there a gif of a hermaphrodite dancing in girly underwears

Sammy must be very, very drunk to look for half-naked Jamie Lee Curtis gifs.

08-18-2015 , 03:13 PM

#859

CigarDan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sammy must be very, very drunk to look for half-naked Jamie Lee Curtis gifs.

It may be time to talk to Sammy, as his friends (FWWM you may want to sit this one out), about his drinking...

08-18-2015 , 03:16 PM

#860

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

It may be time to talk to Sammy, as his friends (FWWM you may want to sit this one out), about his drinking...

Sammy has no drinking problem. FWWM is Sammy's friend, Sammy just kid when he put him on ignore. Sammy has an athletic build body. Sammy performs above avarege. Jamie Lee is hot. Sammy has a beautiful penis. Sammy does not hold hands with guys. 100 push ups every morning. The cat made the jump. Coated meat rocks.

08-18-2015 , 03:20 PM

#861

Big_Mick00

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Anyone link me the thread of the head found the the stars original theme that's used in the rounders gif

08-18-2015 , 03:21 PM

#862

CigarDan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

We can't help you until you want to help yourself, at least that's what I think they say, AA is for quitters and I've never been a quitter. That and how can you expect to meet chicks at a AA meeting? everything you find there is going to be an absolute wreck or boring as can be (often both)...

08-18-2015 , 03:24 PM

#863

CigarDan

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Interesting to see the evolution of this thread, it started with a meme war and has turned into a sports betting degen convo about yogurt and weather or not Jamie Lee Curtis has a penis, and Sammy's need to tell us about the quality of his penis and state of inebriation

08-18-2015 , 03:27 PM

#864

Sammy2bullets

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Only drinking problem Sammy has, is that his job interferes with his drinking time.

08-18-2015 , 03:28 PM

#865

Sammy2bullets

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Yeahhhhhhhhhh, Man U at 2-1

08-18-2015 , 03:29 PM

#866

CigarDan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Only drinking problem Sammy has, is that his job interferes with his drinking time.

not a problem for me, I work nights in bars. Makes my day job suck (more than it does on its own) best part is my beers are often paid for by my customers!

08-18-2015 , 03:31 PM

#867

CigarDan

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Money on ManU = good right now
other bet on Sporting Lisbon (1-1) over CSKA Moscow needs improvement

08-18-2015 , 03:34 PM

#868

Sammy2bullets

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I have Lissabon to win as well, and also Lazio.

08-18-2015 , 03:37 PM

#869

Sammy2bullets

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Damn, I'm drunk. Good thing I only have to work tomorrow if I want to. Not starting important project before next week, then Sammy has to work non-stop at least 30 days.

08-18-2015 , 03:39 PM

#870

wafflehouse1

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

08-18-2015 , 03:45 PM

#871

CigarDan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

I have Lissabon to win as well, and also Lazio.

I would have taken Leverkusen, but backed out at the last minute, now I'm kinda thankful I didn't

08-18-2015 , 03:45 PM

#872

CigarDan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

no it doesn't

08-18-2015 , 03:50 PM

#873

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Sammy drank "milkshakes" too in his former/darker life. Sammy drank them with friends and then went to car graveyards with headphones on and just stoned it out.....great times.