that looks uncomfortable

i would do her the solid of taking it off

Worms are skinny,
Worms are fat,
They live in the ground,
They live in the cat.
Some can swim;
None can fly.
Chop them in half
And they multiply.
They have no legs,
They cannot frown,
They don’t have necks,
And they can’t sit down.
To sum up their use
In a few choice words:
They aerate the soil
And feed the birds.

You could argue that they are all neck.

Nit

Funnel cake fever
Elephant ear excitement
Candy apple smile

I ate a turtle once.... put it in a smoker and afterwards I used its shell as an ash tray. That turtles shell has seen many many roaches. That turtle obv gave his life for a good reason.

That's ok, as long as you didnt throw them for no reason.

no such thing as boomswitch, first hand at stars (I set them as donks because short stacks):

PokerStars - $0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 3 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4: http://www.pokertracker.com

BTN: 81.9 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 1)
Hero (SB): 100.5 BB
BB: 40 BB

Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has Ac Ks
BTN raises to 3 BB, Hero raises to 10 BB, BB calls 9 BB, BTN calls 7 BB

Flop : (30 BB, 3 players) 7s Kd Qh
Hero bets 20.5 BB, BB raises to 30 BB and is all-in, BTN raises to 50.5 BB, Hero raises to 90.5 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 21.4 BB and is all-in

Turn : (203.8 BB, 3 players) Jh

River : (203.8 BB, 3 players) 9s

Hero shows Ac Ks (One Pair, Kings)

Main Pot [120 BB]: (Pre 54%, Flop 76%, Turn 62%)
Side Pot [83.8 BB]: (Pre 69%, Flop 82%, Turn 68%)

BTN shows Th Kh (Straight, King High)

Main Pot [120 BB]: (Pre 22%, Flop 14%, Turn 27%)
Side Pot [83.8 BB]: (Pre 31%, Flop 18%, Turn 32%)

BB shows Qc Tc (Straight, King High)

Main Pot [120 BB]: (Pre 24%, Flop 10%, Turn 11%)

BTN wins 137.3 BB
BB wins 57.3 BB

^ bro, you know we won't read that ****, why you posted it?

You could set them donks for playing NL10 too.

yes you will bitch

("you" like you and the everyone else, english doesn't have a word for "you+others" :/)

lol thats right, how can they say 'you' for both

Your smell in my nose
Your hair on my clothes
The perfume you wear
Lingering around me in the air
Your hand in mine
Your eyes, they shine
Your love in my heart
Never ending, always there
No turtles were thrown

Sammy is drinking again thats ok

Yes FranFran I am the drinking Sam tonight. Sunday night I am alone, the girl is on the plane. I like to drink alone, it makes me feel warm and happy inside.

All of these straw men
Together must constitute
A huge fire hazard.

Is anyone looking forward to another month with the one and only



Long live the king!

Wat

Wet

****, its monday, i are hungover, and pretty sure my brain is fried from all the hookers and blow i did

I do. Unfortunately he was banned in 2011.

I ate well, exercised and indulged moderately in some top-notch medical grade kind & feel like a million bucks but nevertheless **** YOU MONDAY because you are the death of all hope for the working man.

Non-native pests
Kill our trees and ruin towns
Don't Move Firewood

Have a good Monday, everyone!

Brag: money in the bank.