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03-14-2015 , 03:02 PM

#351

Morphismus

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I had my last alcoholic beverage a week ago.

03-14-2015 , 03:04 PM

#352

FranFran

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Yesterday, after work, I went to some late lunch and didn't come home till 5-6AM, my wife was super excited when she saw me in the morning.

03-14-2015 , 03:04 PM

#353

FranFran

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Today, I want to die.
Next Friday though...

03-14-2015 , 03:26 PM

#354

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I had my last alcoholic beverage a week ago.

Freak

03-14-2015 , 03:32 PM

#355

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

Yesterday, after work, I went to some late lunch and didn't come home till 5-6AM, my wife was super excited when she saw me in the morning.

But what did her lover say?

03-14-2015 , 03:33 PM

#356

FranFran

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Im not that lucky

03-14-2015 , 03:40 PM

#357

Natamus

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Well played, gg franfran

03-14-2015 , 03:45 PM

#358

Sammy2bullets

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I just forced myself to puke to make room for more beers. I don't enjoy puking but I love to drink. Have been drunk for +30 hours now, even my turds are liquid.

03-14-2015 , 03:50 PM

#359

FranFran

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30 hours is a lot, I would already go to the dark side of blow, that's why I avoid drinking for that long.

03-14-2015 , 03:52 PM

#360

FranFran

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Wife, kid, not partying for few days in a row, damn Im getting old

03-14-2015 , 03:55 PM

#361

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

30 hours is a lot, I would already go to the dark side of blow, that's why I avoid drinking for that long.

Well I did sleep for about 4 hours, but started drinking in the shower when I woke up, had to kill the hangover. It worked. I do feel kinda strange now though, I'm not 18 anymore. I am very good looking and my body is nice, would you like to see a picture?

03-14-2015 , 04:02 PM

#362

FranFran

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I think I'll pass

03-14-2015 , 04:30 PM

#363

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

I think I'll pass

That is okay FranFran, I am not sad about it, because you are a man, so I understand.
I will now drink some absinthe, just to get in the right mood for when we hit the bars in a few hours.

03-14-2015 , 05:31 PM

#364

Morphismus

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I hereby declare Sammy2bullets as the new BBV drunkard. All drunk jokes shall now refer to him. Craggoo drunk jokes have run their course.

03-14-2015 , 05:40 PM

#365

Sammy2bullets

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God damn it, I just ate a whole very very very strong chili pepper. I should not have done that.

03-14-2015 , 05:48 PM

#366

Sammy2bullets

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I feel strange, friends laughing at me. Chili called Sunset Glow but I only see stars. Must drink more. My ears are not bleeding. We go to bar soion is no goofd.

I am sorry.

03-15-2015 , 05:12 AM

#367

Sammy2bullets

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****ing hate sunday. My head hurts like hell, and my gf will be back in a few hours. Now I have to clean the apartment and I can't even drink (well maybe a little), arghhhhhhhhh!. Thinking of changing the locks.

03-15-2015 , 05:51 AM

#368

FranFran

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My Friday hangover is officially over, sunny Sunday,not that bad I must say.

03-15-2015 , 11:05 AM

#369

FranFran

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**** you Sunday

03-15-2015 , 04:50 PM

#370

Sammy2bullets

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YEESSSSSS. I've persuaded (begged) my gf to have sex with me tonight and she agreed. On top of that, she will be out of town working the next 2 days and I have tomorrow off. Sex tonight and start drinking as soon as she leaves tomorrow morning. I am so happy right now. I feel like a kid on christmas day. My life is great.

03-15-2015 , 04:51 PM

#371

FranFran

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Sammy, how old are you?

Last edited by FranFran; 03-15-2015 at 04:52 PM. Reason: if I can ask ofc

03-15-2015 , 04:54 PM

#372

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

Sammy, how old are you?

Over 20 under 30.

03-15-2015 , 04:56 PM

#373

stevie_is_god

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Craggoo!

03-15-2015 , 04:57 PM

#374

FranFran

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how come you can still party that hard? You don't work yet? Student?

03-15-2015 , 05:00 PM

#375

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran95

how come you can still party that hard? You don't work yet? Student?

Finished school a few years ago. I work at least 60 hours on normal weeks, but I have taking a few days off lately as business is slow the first 3 months of the year, I have over 800 hours overtime saved up.

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