Sports betting is rigged.

GJ Op, you still have 100x most Bvb'ers wealth though. They mad

I really should stop. Made a 4-team parlay in college football this weekend. The first game was the Houston game OVER. And of course I don't even get an once of breathing room. Every ****ing play is staged rigged. Handoff after handoff for 1-2 yards, a complete clock-chewing punt fest. And these are the top 2 offenses in the nation AND two of the worst defenses.

LOL Canada. Lost a bunch of loonies and toonies eh? F Canada... you guys are just Americas hat/ America's largest national park.

thx AphexDeuce. Get your post count up by a dozen or so man and PM me then.

I'm no sports betting guru but some fresh advice and picks may be really helpful. I'm no kid here, been down some roads man. btw that Stanford win for you was awesome, loved to hear about it. I have a good story about the night Eric Gagne blew his first save stopping his major league record run.



I love you crazy Americans.

after moving to Canada I have to agree, its like being inside the Matrix but not knowing it

"Actually, I ran "insanely hot" at first, the incredible luck I had in winning that parlay (all the events + the fumble) was hotter than all of the previous luck combined but then the amount of bad luck I had after that pretty much cancels out the good luck I had."

Yeah I'm sure you're running close to neutral ev right now. GL with your new roll titanium, keep us updated imo.

Neutral EV my ass. Since November 5th, I am on a 1-34 run. No joke. Parlays, straight bets, everything. Not only that but there is not a single ****ing game that was not either dead in the first 5 minutes or ended up in a horrendous beat ****ing up the entire parlay by itself.

The Steelers were up by 4, I had them at -3 against Balt as the final leg of a 4-teamer. They just allowed Baltimore to score with 8 seconds left in a drive fueled by 3 penalties that brought the drive back to life and two 4th and long conversions. That's just the tip of the iceberg. It is a 70K downswing. Today I went 0-4. Every single game was DRAWING DEAD in the 1st quarter/period or sooner. Under in a game with 2 of the best defenses? Insta-back-to-back-to-back goals to start the game. Over in a game featuring 2 high octane passing offenses? Every ****ing play a handoff for a -2 to +2 yards gain.

Also, in the past four week I had two sessions at the Casino where I lost $2000 playing Pai Gow Poker not winning a single ****ing hand. Not even kidding. Drove up 2K playing Hold'em, lost 4K in Pai Gow playing $100-250 hands without winning a single mother****ing hand.

My gambling buddy goes "so why are you still betting?". Because I knew I was going to lose in the first 5 minutes without an ounce of brain-chemical flow and I like to lose money you ****ing idiot!!! Then he tells me I should go look for a job. I mean are you mother ****ing kidding me? I rather put 2 bullets in my skull.

I don't usually like listening to advice as it goes against my principals. I either lose, lay off a winning bet or simply don't follow it only to see it win and go on tilt. But then again I can't be running any worst than I am right now.

I made tons of money going against the so-call "pros" and "sharps" and expert touts.

But I am always open to some advice. Yes I remember Eric Gagne. I remember betting baseball totals in parlays with L.A. Under always being the last leg. I also remember back in 2002 when I was a poor student how I turned $10 into $6000 betting 4 and 6 team parlays in baseball and won 7 nights in a row. I think that was the last time I ever ran this good in betting.

And to all the American bashers in here, I am sorry I could not hear you over the noise of all my healthcare benefits, legalized online gambling and weed, tax-free Poker winnings and overall freedom of speech and to do basically whatever the hell I want

I have also been dead right on all other predictions where I did not place a bet.

lemme get some football picks bra

By the way... did you at least get to rub the manies on your titties before you lost over half?

lol parlays what a donk

i cant be trusted, im a menance to society when i get wasted.
im just a user, im no good for anyone around you cause im a loser.

i let myself down and i beam myself up

I would go put some of that into a CD or something that you cannot touch until you get your head outta your azz.

im the master of sports bets, free money every time, you shoulda pmed me for the free money picks!

but seriously, lock up at least some of that money, i'd bet big money we have a busto thread coming from you imminently.. :/

I have not heard trash talk like that on Stars in quite a while.


The OP in this case will not be happy until he is completely broke, so he can get back to us when he is finally happy.

hahaha amazing.

nh op

Dude where are the new 100s, BEAT lol...

I have already locked up $30K and looking to put the rest as a down payment for either a rent generating property or a piece of a revenue generating commercial property. I'll leave myself with $5,000 and $5,000 US. That way I will play what I can beat (2/5) and gamble only small amounts on big parlays and not big amounts on straight bets.

College football season is almost over anyways. Just the Bowl season to go, and perhaps the NFL playoffs.

"I dont like listening to advice, it goes against my principles"?!?!ajmdatwpgajm! Baaaad attitude there sir, go in and make your "one more bet" Seems like you should go to gambler anonomyous before its too late. Im not trying to be a dick or anything, just imo.

No worries dude, GL. Cheers.

yeah im sure the basement where u live on somewhere in toronto looks like it

Your a winning poker player no? You need a bankroll for that, right?