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07-19-2019 , 12:15 PM

#551

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

America gave the world 2 world war championships, baseball and hamburgers. Denmark gave the world danish cookies

USA#1>Denmark

07-19-2019 , 12:18 PM

#552

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Morph I found another one in my mess ah home

07-19-2019 , 12:25 PM

#553

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

That's what I wanted to do originally. Not very impressive so far but all played at in person, not bought at somewhere

07-19-2019 , 01:17 PM

#554

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

That's what I wanted to do originally. Not very impressive so far but all played at in person, not bought at somewhere

Nice

07-19-2019 , 02:31 PM

#555

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

1st BBVer in history to leave a casino with money.

07-19-2019 , 03:46 PM

#556

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

07-19-2019 , 04:34 PM

#557

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Shut up octopussy

I did for 8 hours!

07-19-2019 , 04:35 PM

#558

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Exciting announcement: Amount raised so far ~$350. Give or take 5k.
Poker players are awesome.
Busto poker players even better.

Legit lol’d when you said PayPal thought you were mold.

Idiots across the forum feel vindicated as we speak

07-19-2019 , 04:37 PM

#559

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

America gave the world 2 world war championships, baseball and hamburgers. Denmark gave the world danish cookies

USA#1>Denmark

I like the idea of declaring them “world war championships” even if we share them with the other allies

07-19-2019 , 06:33 PM

#560

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Octopussy ha hahaha i will drink them all

07-19-2019 , 06:45 PM

#561

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Hai Fran Fran.

something something frog

07-19-2019 , 07:02 PM

#562

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Fire, Morph:

How does it feel to be back-to-back World War Sammy medal winners?

07-19-2019 , 07:03 PM

#563

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

USA runner up in the Vietnam war though.

07-19-2019 , 07:33 PM

#564

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

It was a Conflict!!

07-19-2019 , 07:35 PM

#565

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I’m down for nuking Australia just to get rid of all the spiders. And Crocodile Dundee.

07-19-2019 , 08:28 PM

#566

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I’m down for nuking Australia just to get rid of all the spiders. And Crocodile Dundee.

lol @ spiders.

It's the snakes you need to worry about.

07-19-2019 , 08:52 PM

#567

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

lol @ spiders.

It's the snakes you need to worry about.

Nah. Snakes don’t bother me. I’m cool if a snake does me in. Spiders, on the other hand, are straight up spawns of the devil and I run from them faster than a schoolgirl runs from Trump. Or FranFran.

07-19-2019 , 09:18 PM

#568

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Sheep, your RL Name may be one of the coolest I ever heard. Ty for the contribution!

07-20-2019 , 12:00 AM

#569

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

His real name is not Sheep

07-20-2019 , 12:09 AM

#570

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

I assumed first name was

Bah

07-20-2019 , 12:37 AM

#571

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

He should be a superhero or at least a track or rock star. Probably lacks the energy because he doesn’t eat real human food.

07-20-2019 , 01:03 AM

#572

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

You eat human?

07-20-2019 , 01:11 AM

#573

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

USA runner up in the Vietnam war though.

07-20-2019 , 01:18 AM

#574

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

You eat human?

Depends on where they’re from and the quality of the meat.
When drunk, I can down a small family, assuming they are lean. And sleeping.

07-20-2019 , 02:03 AM

#575

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

not good

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