I honestly just couldn’t think of anything bad to say in the vid that would be humorous. I need better challenges.

One of our shelters flooded today. So stupid that we have to put them out on street with torrential downpours and obv worse conditions than inside, but because of insurance can’t let them stay. For those that accepted help, we rented a block of rooms at a motel we use. 5 ppl per room. Most only had 1 Queen/king size bed and no couch.

After I dropped em off, went out and got 2 pizzas for each room and an assortment of drinks. I told them it was courtesy of BBV. (I described BBV as a group of busto poker players from around the world.)

This isn’t the shelter, but I took this outside a movie theater I was at when I got the call.
Water came above my ankles.



Cell Phone and internet were out for a few hours and just came back. More rain expected tho.

This Titty Tuesday is dedicated to Sanna Meira.





RIP Patrick

Sheep didn't go for a bike ride last Sheepday, so his legs are getting more Sammy-like meow.

Man Patrick was the man

Road House...

King Fish,

My contacts have yet to return my calls, pm me PayPal so I may help feed these people

Did you talk to your bank, and give them the info I gave you?

Also; you ****ed up my inbox, it keeps saying that I have unread messages, but I clicked all of them, and it doesn't help. Fix it NOW, punk!

He probably got his dick stuck in your inbox

Yes. I sent you a dm with the info they gave me. Maybe that’s your weird unread message. Aren’t you an engineer? You can’t figure out how to work an inbox?

I’ll resend. Or maybe I should just fly to Denmark and beat the **** out of you, then take your woman and your money?

And your sheep.

Your mom is his inbox?

Sammy has a haunted inbox. I checked my sent messages and the email I 100% know I sent wasn’t there. That’s probably the missing unread PM.

Hope nothing happened to it, because it contains sensitive info... the dick pics Sammy requested.

You better get it fixed right now, you won't like Sammy when he's angry.

When is Sammy not angry?

I resent the dick pics. The small one is Fid’s.

More rain today. More flooding. I’ll let BBV decide what dinner I get for them. (Ordered subs and deli stuff for lunch.)

Prob be 30-40 men. Has to be somewhat generic crowd pleasers (i.e. pasta, fried chicken, burritos, burgers, sheep, etc).

Current thoughts are Burritos, Rice & Beans, plantains, yucca, and cookies.

I got the massage from you, but it still says I have unread messages. This is pissing me off. Fix it, or you're gonna find yourself in a world of hurt. You won't like it!

We should contact a mod.

AF - i did not smash the lesbo but she regularly comes to seattle, is currently in a distressed love quadrangle, and still wants the diesel im slinging, but she is trying to get sober so we shall see, if i were a betting man i would say its still on the table.

KF - bro, dont mix mexican with cuaban B, also maybe not pumpimg these guys full of beans and cramming them all into an overcrowded room would be doing them a service

**** you tuesday, i have to go sign a new lease and move all my ****

Hahahhaa youre so dumb sammuelsen

TIL Swayze is dead

Did you notice that Sheep bumped a Moderator Puppy thread, Mr. Fish?

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...y-nsfw-876869/

Heh. I remember that thread. TTI and I had planned that one. He wanted to make a thread that just devolved into mod puppy and troll cat hissing and barking at each other.

Aside from def not a coyote and moderator puppy, I think I was all the other animal gimmicks. (And Gym Mick... who was definitely one of the more hated and annoying gimmicks on 2p2. Sorry about that.)

I kinda miss Lol Wut Weasel. His posts were always so profound.

Sammy is still your best gimmick.

Stupid abortion laws in the US don’t allow me to get rid of it.

TL;DW

fuck y*u