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03-24-2017 , 06:41 PM

#1401

HandsomeMan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

WTF wasn't that 15 years ago?

No, he became coach in 2014 and is their current coach. He played for Kansas 2010-2013. He is 39 years old now, not even old enough to be Morph's grandson

03-24-2017 , 06:57 PM

#1402

Sheep86

*** It's snowing! Thabighurt's skiing instruction thead March LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,964

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

The Dutch league is nothing. It's well below MLS

You take that back, right now!

03-24-2017 , 07:02 PM

#1403

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Show's how little Danes show up on my radar...

03-24-2017 , 07:02 PM

#1404

HandsomeMan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

You take that back, right now!

Don't worry Sheep, Natamus is American he has no clue about real football.

03-24-2017 , 07:02 PM

#1405

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Sammy,

Have you masturbated yet?

03-24-2017 , 07:06 PM

#1406

HandsomeMan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Show's how little Danes show up on my radar...

Danish architect, Bjarke Ingels, will be designing World Trade Center 2.

03-24-2017 , 07:09 PM

#1407

HandsomeMan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy,

Have you masturbated yet?

The Fiddler should not concern himself about the well being of Sammy's penis. This makes Sammy very uncomfortable.

03-24-2017 , 07:42 PM

#1408

HandsomeMan

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@euros

Summer Time/Daylight in 26 hours

03-24-2017 , 08:28 PM

#1409

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

How does Sammy feel about Danish guys who tug it in the shower and taints up the water supply even further?

03-24-2017 , 08:29 PM

#1410

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

but your penis is beautiful

03-24-2017 , 08:29 PM

#1411

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

**** me spring time DST transition is the worst.

03-24-2017 , 08:30 PM

#1412

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Majik your ass is weird you can do better.

03-24-2017 , 08:35 PM

#1413

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

How does Sammy feel about Danish guys who tug it in the shower and taints up the water supply even further?

Sammy does not understand your question, could you please rephrase it so a drunken DSammy can understand it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

but your penis is beautiful

Yes, and please don't use tongue next time we kiss, Sammy still feels weird from the last time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

**** me spring time DST transition is the worst.

It's the best day of the year. Typical nerd doesn't like the sun.

03-24-2017 , 08:40 PM

#1414

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

It's not really a kiss without tongue.

03-24-2017 , 08:42 PM

#1415

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

It's not really a kiss without tongue.

Then at least brush your teeth before we kiss this time.

03-24-2017 , 08:52 PM

#1416

HandsomeMan

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Absinthe kicking in

Spoiler:

03-24-2017 , 09:09 PM

#1417

HandsomeMan

self-banned

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Sammy's on a bagpibe trip right now. Bagpipes are cool.

03-24-2017 , 09:39 PM

#1418

HandsomeMan

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Danish artist/designer Just Andersen (1884-1943) invented the alloy "disco metal". He took the recipe with him in his grave, and to this date no one has been able to copy it. Sculptures/various designs of Just Andersen are sold for millions around the world.

03-24-2017 , 11:02 PM

#1419

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Colin just watched the Allwhites beat Fiji in football 2-0 in a world cup qualifier. We are such a powerhouse. Colin is now playing high stake mtts on stars.
Big 4.40 and $2.20 deep stacks. Wish Colin well in this thread.

03-24-2017 , 11:19 PM

#1420

HandsomeMan

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Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Sammy loves that sport. Sammy's even watching games on his phone on planes now. Go all Blacks though

Edit: Sammy just noticed Colin was talking about real football

That's pretty weak for a Kiwi

Last edited by HandsomeMan; 03-24-2017 at 11:25 PM.

03-24-2017 , 11:33 PM

#1421

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Sammy loves that sport. Sammy's even watching games on his phone on planes now. Go all Blacks though

Edit: Sammy just noticed Colin was talking about real football

That's pretty weak for a Kiwi

Weak like people who follow the Dutch league?

03-24-2017 , 11:39 PM

#1422

HandsomeMan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Weak like people who follow the Dutch league?

You better fix that attitude of yours before Sammy comes back!

03-24-2017 , 11:44 PM

#1423

HandsomeMan

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*****

03-25-2017 , 12:21 AM

#1424

Majik19

confirmed pervert

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Sammy drinks like a man. Sleep optional.

03-25-2017 , 12:24 AM

#1425

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Sammy drinks like a man. Sleep optional.

Sammy will drinks your piss so fast you won't even know what happpp

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