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03-24-2017 , 10:40 AM

#1326

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I bet her boss had an important job for her...

Fidstar-poker

Real name: Bobcat
Occupation: hobo/mod
Favourite movies: Top Gun, Over the Top, Barb Wire
Economic status: poor

03-24-2017 , 10:43 AM

#1327

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

OMG Sammy hacked Fidstar

03-24-2017 , 10:48 AM

#1328

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Time for Fappy Sammy

this deserves some love

03-24-2017 , 10:50 AM

#1329

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Sammy doesn't masturbate, that **** will make you go blind.

03-24-2017 , 10:51 AM

#1330

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Sammy doesn't masturbate, that **** will make you go blind.

Spoiler:

Last edited by thabighurt35; 03-24-2017 at 10:52 AM. Reason: beat ya to it nat

03-24-2017 , 10:54 AM

#1331

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

OMG Sammy hacked Fidstar

03-24-2017 , 11:05 AM

#1332

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Sammy doesn't masturbate, that **** will make you go blind.

03-24-2017 , 11:09 AM

#1333

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Calm down Mr. Majik

03-24-2017 , 11:11 AM

#1334

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

Spoiler:

03-24-2017 , 11:11 AM

#1335

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Masturbating and eating pussy is actually really good for your eyes

03-24-2017 , 11:14 AM

#1336

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Fidstar-poker

Real name: Bobcat
Occupation: hobo/mod
Favourite movies: Top Gun, Over the Top, Barb Wire
Economic status: poor

Bobcat would be a cool name.

You don't need to repeat yourself with hobo and mod. Just saying mod will cover you.

I remember sneaking into Barb Wire as a free movie. My only memories of it are Pam bouncing around with her shirt off at the start. Top Gun is a solid movie. Haven't seen it in 10 years or so though. Never seen Over the Top. Obviously my favorite movie is minions fwiw.

And aren't we all "poor" compared to Sammy?

03-24-2017 , 11:15 AM

#1337

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

03-24-2017 , 11:22 AM

#1338

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Calm down hobo

03-24-2017 , 11:23 AM

#1339

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

Spoiler:

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

03-24-2017 , 11:23 AM

#1340

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

masturbation is self improvement.

You ave things all twisted samuel.

03-24-2017 , 11:24 AM

#1341

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I hope mister sammy has me on ignore on his gimmick too

03-24-2017 , 11:25 AM

#1342

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

It's also a motivation to wash your socks.

03-24-2017 , 11:25 AM

#1343

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

masturbation is self improvement.

You ave things all twisted samuel.

Sammy ave nothing twisted. Sammy's saving the world.

03-24-2017 , 11:28 AM

#1344

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

. Sammy's saving the world.

One stroke at a time?

03-24-2017 , 11:40 AM

#1345

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Men don't think clear if there is a build up.

Sammy is putting the world at risk by not masturbating.

How selfish.

03-24-2017 , 11:42 AM

#1346

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Men don't think clear if there is a build up.

Sammy is putting the world at risk by not masturbating.

How selfish.

this. The clarity is at its strongest for the first 60 seconds after so you need to try it multiple times a day for clarity.

03-24-2017 , 11:46 AM

#1347

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Multiple times a day? Wtf, you must be crazy.

03-24-2017 , 11:50 AM

#1348

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Multiple times a day? Wtf, you must be crazy.

fyi women can also do multiple

03-24-2017 , 11:58 AM

#1349

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

But typically don't when Sammy is involved

03-24-2017 , 12:34 PM

#1350

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

But typically don't when Sammy is involved

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