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08-22-2018 , 03:54 PM

#726

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy didn't ban you, he was just joking. He does think you're crazy in the "flat-earther" kind of way though.

THE POWER OF PRAYER

08-22-2018 , 03:56 PM

#727

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Freak

08-22-2018 , 03:58 PM

#728

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

i forgive you

08-22-2018 , 05:17 PM

#729

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

WN - i think they have discontinued the razzberita, ****ing atrocity imo

I never got to savor ☹️

08-22-2018 , 06:04 PM

#730

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

The big bang theory is a "theory"

the theory of evolution is a "theory"

...true, still... as opposed to bull****!

08-22-2018 , 06:07 PM

#731

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

F U Thursday

08-22-2018 , 10:05 PM

#732

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

I never got to savor ☹️

if i ever find some i will fededx that ish

or even better, buy a couple casees and come to texas in july

08-22-2018 , 10:07 PM

#733

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

tomorrow is a big day for me, my folks are coming to visit for the first time since they threw me out of the house. I have to hide all the weed, for now

08-22-2018 , 10:07 PM

#734

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

tuff fish still solid gold imo

08-22-2018 , 10:08 PM

#735

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

sammy, you are like one of those little dogs that is more like a hamster. Yap yap yap, somebody sit on this clown and end the suffering

08-22-2018 , 10:46 PM

#736

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Tbh,

Were you thrown like Uncle Phil tosses Jazz?

08-22-2018 , 10:49 PM

#737

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...true, still... as opposed to bull****!

thanks morph

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Tbh,

Were you thrown like Uncle Phil tosses Jazz?

08-22-2018 , 11:21 PM

#738

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Don't believe all that crazy Sammy talk. For sure when he runs naked in his garden, that he has already admitted to, he puts on his hide and stone hammer and worships Ragnarök everyday, that's just how they do it in their tribal society

08-22-2018 , 11:38 PM

#739

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

tuff fish still solid gold imo

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

sammy, you are like one of those little dogs that is more like a hamster. Yap yap yap, somebody sit on this clown and end the suffering

Wise words sir

08-22-2018 , 11:44 PM

#740

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

lolnotthegreatamus,

too aaaaaaaaa to decipher, i call

08-23-2018 , 06:01 AM

#741

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

**** you Sammy

08-23-2018 , 07:19 AM

#742

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

I won $100 tonight playing cash on Party Poker. I can afford to pay my taxes in euros now.

Another $9900 and I can afford to fly to Croatia and see Franko

08-23-2018 , 07:23 AM

#743

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

08-23-2018 , 08:30 AM

#744

Sheep86

***I'm too young to... Also daily list of things that are Morphs fault. August LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

I won $100 tonight playing cash on Party Poker. I can afford to pay my taxes in euros now.

Another $9900 and I can afford to fly to Croatia and see Franko

This instantly reminded Sheep of a trailer for a poker show which was about to be released in 2012. Sheep cannot find the trailer anywhere, but the NVG thread is still there: https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...unson-1259220/. The trailer looked cringy as ****, but Sheep remembers one funny quote, uttered by someone who just won a pot:

Quote:

I pay my rent in euros, baby!

08-23-2018 , 08:33 AM

#745

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

I won $100 tonight playing cash on Party Poker. I can afford to pay my taxes in euros now.

Another $9900 and I can afford to fly to Croatia and see Franko

i admire your responsibility

08-23-2018 , 08:55 AM

#746

Pcallinallin

formerly the original donkey penis

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,035

I don't really know where else to put this, but I just attempted a triple check raise. He checked back river. Totally bummed.

08-23-2018 , 09:07 AM

#747

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

I always preferred the limp/backraise/checkraise/checkraise/donkjam line. Only way to play, imo.

08-23-2018 , 09:17 AM

#748

Pcallinallin

formerly the original donkey penis

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,035

Quote:

Originally Posted by robert_utk

I always preferred the limp/backraise/checkraise/checkraise/donkjam line. Only way to play, imo.

I only had a 6s on a 4 flush with a busted str8draw, plus I was in the blind so I couldn't limp.

On the other hand I did overcall a 50x pot jam today. I was getting 2.0000021352:1.

Last edited by Pcallinallin; 08-23-2018 at 09:17 AM. Reason: I knew this was the place to post!