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I'm so lazy I've already used up all my vacation time, sick days and unpaid personal days... I'm so lazy I've already used up all my vacation time, sick days and unpaid personal days...

05-28-2015 , 04:45 AM
lol. OP sticking it to the man.
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05-28-2015 , 08:54 AM
I've never used a sick day in my life.

I use to enjoy my job in my previous life. Never understood people that would do a job that they didn't at least enjoy.
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05-28-2015 , 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I've never used a sick day in my life.

I use to enjoy my job in my previous life. Never understood people that would do a job that they didn't at least enjoy.
Jeez, I don't know. Lack of education, opportunities, connections, upbringing, natural intelligence, personality; they may be a race, ethnicity or orientation that's discriminated against. But really, I don't understand either
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05-28-2015 , 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
I've never used a sick day in my life.

I use to enjoy my job in my previous life. Never understood people that would do a job that they didn't at least enjoy.
Not about not enjoying. It's about balancing life. I guarantee that after I'm back from laying that chick and/or the Borgata trip, I will be at least 4.5x more jolly, charismatic and productive a work. Might even ask for a raise.
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05-28-2015 , 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by MTT_9797
Not about not enjoying. It's about balancing life. I guarantee that after I'm back from laying that chick and/or the Borgata trip, I will be at least 4.5x more jolly, charismatic and productive a work. Might even ask for a raise.
And then at the end of the year after you have worked 6 months straight with no vacation or sick days you will be jolly, charismatic and productive, right?
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05-28-2015 , 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MTT_9797
Well no ****ing **** brainiac Sherlock. It's called work. I care about the money.
There's a lot of people who actually care about their job.

Maybe those are the type of people who don't try to win huge parlays and MTTs so they can take off of work.

Maybe get one of those jobs.

Spoiler:
No I'm kidding keep playing mid-high stakes turbos and parlays
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05-28-2015 , 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Clevername69
And then at the end of the year after you have worked 6 months straight with no vacation or sick days you will be jolly, charismatic and productive, right?
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05-28-2015 , 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by MTT_9797
Well no ****ing **** brainiac Sherlock. It's called work. I care about the money. What sane human being would let himself get forcefully woken up by an alarm clock every morning, forcefully bath and eat on a time constraint and work his ass off inside of an office all day?

The company won't fire me because I am within my rights and I bring value to the company. Work is you know, an exchange of value.

If you were a 70 year old millionaire and dating Kate Upton and she was using your credit card to go shop for a few hundred bucks everyday, would you just dump her because she is "costing you money"?
Of course you should care about the money. But you should also care about the contact you agreed to. That exchange of value you mentioned. You signed an agreement where you get paid the money you get paid in return for providing a certain amount and quality of service in your work. I have too much pride in myself and my work to give anything less than what i agreed to in my work contract. But that's just me. Enjoy your hooker. Maybe your employer can't replace you. But if they can they should seriously think about it.

You sir are no Kate Upton.
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05-28-2015 , 06:02 PM
Two questions:

1, is it possible for you to actually start more threads?
2, is it possible for you to actually start more ****ty threads?
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05-28-2015 , 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by killer beez
Of course you should care about the money. But you should also care about the contact you agreed to. That exchange of value you mentioned. You signed an agreement where you get paid the money you get paid in return for providing a certain amount and quality of service in your work. I have too much pride in myself and my work to give anything less than what i agreed to in my work contract. But that's just me. Enjoy your hooker. Maybe your employer can't replace you. But if they can they should seriously think about it.

You sir are no Kate Upton.
How often is a work contract upheld on the employers' part? I've been that guy who tried to squeeze everything he could out of a production staff for a couple of extra percentage points of profit margin, and the hollow sentiment I kept doling out ("oh this place cares about it's employees", or "I've never been happier") left me hollow and a shell of the person I once was. I became unhappy, and left. And since then I have not had a day go by that I've wanted to go back to that life. The brainwashing of middle management is truly a terrible and cyclical lifetime imprisonment (at least it was for me)

Good on ya OP, do what makes you happy and keeps you balanced. In fact, I think that everyone should search for balance, and try to make today better than yesterday was. It's brought me a completely new outlook on things. I hope some of the haters here can find the same.
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05-28-2015 , 09:30 PM
Funny how everyone automatically assumes that it's a hooker. I am not even sure if I will get laid, but it looks good and I will try. Will keep BBV posted.
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05-28-2015 , 09:35 PM
And FYI, my employer probably already knows that I work very hard for this very purpose: So that I could get away with **** like this and using the off days that are rightfully mine would not cause an issue. If I wanted a boss who wants to make sure employees suffer then I would work at McDonald's or a ****ing boiler room.
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05-28-2015 , 09:37 PM
Ha ye Americans in the thread. The American dream is cos ye are asleep. Yer working conditions are crap. Ye think ya living the American dream but in reality ye are asleep. That's why it's called the American dream

Last edited by tommyombomb; 05-28-2015 at 09:51 PM.
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05-28-2015 , 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by ntnBO
Two questions:

1, is it possible for you to actually start more threads?
2, is it possible for you to actually start more ****ty threads?
1, why would u ask the same question twice?
2, why dafuq would u ask the same question twice?
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05-29-2015 , 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by tommyombomb
Ha ye Americans in the thread. The American dream is cos ye are asleep. Yer working conditions are crap. Ye think ya living the American dream but in reality ye are asleep. That's why it's called the American dream
Ye Americans might be asleep, but ye Irish are all drunk.
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05-29-2015 , 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by tommyombomb
Ha ye Americans in the thread. The American dream is cos ye are asleep. Yer working conditions are crap. Ye think ya living the American dream but in reality ye are asleep. That's why it's called the American dream
What's great about America is you can do everything so right, while watching some other people do everything so wrong, and the rest of the world will jealously use American as a derogatory term to cover their own inadequecies.

Why do you think a lot of Europeans have to constantly make fun of America? (They know we're better )
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05-29-2015 , 05:40 PM
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05-29-2015 , 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
+1
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05-29-2015 , 07:05 PM
This +1ing is such lazy ****
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05-29-2015 , 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Pixcat
This +1ing is such lazy ****
+1
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05-29-2015 , 07:46 PM
+two. Is that acceptable?
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05-29-2015 , 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Majik1973
+two. Is that acceptable?
TLDR
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05-29-2015 , 08:00 PM
lol nice
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05-29-2015 , 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
+1
nh

Last edited by Pixcat; 05-29-2015 at 09:06 PM. Reason: tl;dr
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05-30-2015 , 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Majik1973
+two. Is that acceptable?
+tree
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