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This is how i lost my whole offline roll at the casino. TL;DR F ML This is how i lost my whole offline roll at the casino. TL;DR F ML

01-27-2010 , 05:21 PM
[x] degen itt
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01-27-2010 , 05:52 PM
what is there to say?
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01-27-2010 , 05:56 PM
damn dude, you are a true Degen
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01-27-2010 , 06:01 PM
i like your story op
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01-27-2010 , 06:06 PM
u sir, have a gambling problem.
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01-27-2010 , 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by polytropo
u sir, have a problem gambling.
fyp
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01-27-2010 , 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by sump
Okay so from what I see:

OP has been dealt a T and the dealer shows a 5
OP then gets a 2 which gives him "12"
The Dealer then receives a 6 (last time i checked 6+5=11) in which case you should be hitting your 12 IMO

story sounds like a big level to me

[x] level
[x] op can't count
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Originally Posted by cookieb
I wish they would show me both of the dealer's cards before I have to act like they do at your casino.
hehehe, I was thinking this also

I'm guessing the dealer had an up 5 and a down 5, then received a 6 on the first hit. But considering the OPs style, he missed a golden opportunity for another fml moment. Cuz if he stayed on 12, then saw the dealer actually had 10, he woulda been irate! And then came the best card in the deck for that situation - the 6! You got the best card possible and still lost, wheres the extra h8?

Or, there's the possibility that 5+6=16.
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01-27-2010 , 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by NoMeansNo
[X] NoMeansNo agrees

What is soft 17?
Dealer has A6.....In some casinos the dealer has to stay on a soft 17......others have to hit a soft 17. Of course if they hit a 4 they have 21....if they hit a 6 they would have 13 and have to hit again.
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01-27-2010 , 09:19 PM
where'd you get all this money in the first place?
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01-27-2010 , 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Qwazi
A huge proportion of fines on cityrail, in Australia, are given out to fake names people make up. You don't have to show ID. I'd probably give my neighbours details if I ever catch a fine on a train here.
Transport Act 1983 - SECT 218B

Power to require names and addresses

218B. Power to require names and addresses


(2) An authorised officer or a member of the police force may request a person
to state his or her name and address
if the officer or member believes on
reasonable grounds that the person has committed or is about to commit an
offence against this Act or the regulations.

(2A) Despite anything to the contrary in subsection (2), an authorised officer
who is authorised under section 221AB may only make a request under that
subsection if the authorised officer believes on reasonable grounds that the
person has committed or is about to commit an offence against this Part or
against any regulation made under this Part or section 56 or 249B.

(3) An authorised officer or member of the police force who makes a request
under subsection (2) must-

(a) inform the person of the grounds for his or her belief in sufficient
detail to allow the person to understand the nature of the offence or
suspected offence; and

(b) must, except in the case of a member of the police force who is in
uniform-

(i) inform the person that he or she is an authorised officer or member of
the police force; and

(ii) state his or her name; and

(iii) produce for inspection by the person proof that he or she is an
authorised officer or a member of the police force; and

(c) inform the person that a failure to comply with the request, or the
provision of a false name or address, is an offence.

(4) A person must not, in response to a request made under subsection (2) by
an authorised officer or member of the police force in accordance with this
section-

(a) refuse or fail to comply with the request; or

(b) state a name that is false in a material particular; or

(c) state an address other than the full and correct address of his or her
ordinary place of residence or business.

Penalty applying to this subsection: 5 penalty units.

(5) Despite subsection (4), it is not an offence for a person to fail to
comply with a request made under subsection (2) if the authorised officer or
member of the police force did not fully comply with subsection (3)(b) or
(3)(c) in making the request.

(6) If a person states a name and address in response to a request made under
subsection (2)
, the officer or member may request the person to provide
evidence of the correctness of the name and address
.

Knowing the law ftw.
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01-27-2010 , 11:13 PM
sick BRM
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01-28-2010 , 12:06 AM
So awesome. A little part of me is jealous that I would never do this.
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01-28-2010 , 12:30 AM
in before robusto
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01-28-2010 , 12:57 AM
This is karma, obviously.
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01-28-2010 , 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by -M0rbid Desire-
This is how i lost my whole savings account in 1 day
So i go to my local casino to play some 5/10 NL, 1 buyin for 1.5k, few hands in i pick up A10 on the btn, MP raises, 1 call, i call. flop is A 10 4 all hearts, MP bets pot, 1 folds, im sure im ahead here so i decide to protect my hand and shove, villain tanks but eventually calls with AQ no hearts. So im in great shape. Turn is a ****** Q and river is a brick.

so now im MINUS 1.5k and on extreme tilt.

withdraw another 2k to go play some 10/20NL.
there's your problem
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01-28-2010 , 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Go2h3ll
OP, next time you could try to maybe play a little post flop, instead of shoveling it arrrrrrin any chance you got?
+1....also, why bet $4k on one hand in BJ?....$100 a hand would have been better since you had 50 bets and you could have caught a good run of cards and doubled your money to recoup your poker losses...$4k on one hand is nutty

....good story though, I have also gotten sucked out on huge pots and burned a couple more dimes trying to win it back at BJ....

Last edited by bobby777; 01-28-2010 at 03:03 AM.
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01-28-2010 , 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted by D3v0id
(2) An authorised officer or a member of the police force

Knowing the law ftw.
The police check your bus tickets in Australia?
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01-28-2010 , 03:56 AM
shoulda went back to the poker table wit da 5k OP
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01-28-2010 , 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Pork Fri Rize
wtf is wrong with you ?
this made me lol for some reason.

such a great response.
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01-28-2010 , 06:10 AM
Three letters B R M ? have you heard of it
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01-28-2010 , 06:44 AM
Read 1.5 paragraphs. Not only are you an idiot but you also are very boring.
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01-28-2010 , 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by bobby777
+1....also, why bet $4k on one hand in BJ?....$100 a hand would have been better since you had 50 bets and you could have caught a good run of cards and doubled your money to recoup your poker losses...$4k on one hand is nutty

....good story though, I have also gotten sucked out on huge pots and burned a couple more dimes trying to win it back at BJ....
your an idiot. he has a better chance at doubling his money if he does it with 1 bet for obvious reasons....

also doubt this story is real
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01-28-2010 , 07:04 AM
thanks for the laugh OP
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01-28-2010 , 08:22 AM
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Okay so from what I see:

OP has been dealt a T and the dealer shows a 5
OP then gets a 2 which gives him "12"
The Dealer then receives a 6 (last time i checked 6+5=11) in which case you should be hitting your 12 IMO

story sounds like a big level to me

[x] level
[x] op can't count
Pretty ridiculous that everyone is ignoring this and believing his obvious bs. Do you guys believe everything you read on the Internet?
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01-28-2010 , 08:44 AM
first, if the story is real, thank you for sharing OP i love these stories. they are a lesson for us all to practice responsible gambling. if you've never even entertained the thought of playing some mindless table game to make up your poker losses in 20 seconds you haven't played in a casino very much.

second, wtf is with all the people jumping all over what could easily be explained as a typo in OPs story which was probably written in haste while massively tilted. do you really think the dealer made a mistake at the table and he actually won the hand?? you're missing the point: he lost a BJ hand where he was ahead to cap off some poker bad beats. leave it at that. EOS
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