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This is how i lost my whole offline roll at the casino. TL;DR F ML This is how i lost my whole offline roll at the casino. TL;DR F ML

01-27-2010 , 03:00 AM
This is how i lost my whole savings account in 1 day
So i go to my local casino to play some 5/10 NL, 1 buyin for 1.5k, few hands in i pick up A10 on the btn, MP raises, 1 call, i call. flop is A 10 4 all hearts, MP bets pot, 1 folds, im sure im ahead here so i decide to protect my hand and shove, villain tanks but eventually calls with AQ no hearts. So im in great shape. Turn is a ****** Q and river is a brick.

so now im MINUS 1.5k and on extreme tilt.

withdraw another 2k to go play some 10/20NL. Spot a euro donk i remembered from a few days ago sitting with a big stack so im licking my lips at the chance to make serious $$$ here.

I sit in and he's already involved in a huge pot, and tanking a call for all his chips on the river, he eventually calls and loses so he rebuys about 3k.

2nd hand in i get AK btn raises i 3 bet euro donk raises AI FOR 3K, he even says he's on tilt and i can see it too, guy folds i have to call obviously he flips over Q10, board is 10 10 2 , i dont even stay for the next cards, and just storm off and can feel my blood boiling up,

at this point theres no other way for me to proceed I MUST WIN EVERYTHING BACK OR LOSE EVERYTHING so i go to the bank and withdraw EVERYTHING I HAVE which is about 5k, go back to the casino with 5k in cash and head to the blackjack tble with a $500 min bet. Bet min 1st hand and lose, 2nd hand bet min and lose again. NOW I VE ABSOLUTELY HAD IT, MY MIND JJUST COMPLETELY GOES OFF AND I SHOVE EVEYTHING I HAVE PRAYING FOR A ****** BREAK, 1 ***** TIME PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ.

so i put my last 4k in dealer deals me a 10 and he has a 5 , FINALLY SOME LUCK I SAY, he then deals me a ****** 2 and he gets a 6 for a total of 16, I STAND ON 12 THINIKING hes definitely gonna bust NEXT CARD IS A 5 FOR 21 sdfhuiov;sdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddvsdjvbhjusdh;vsdo vhsdivhsdu;ovhsdjovnjs;bvjsd

GOD I HATE THIS TUPID FKN GAME arggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is there ever any FRIGGIN JUSTICE.

LMFAO the sickness is not over yet and to think it couldnt get any worse;

So im obviously busto and dont have a single $ to my name at this stage. No choice but to head home, i get on the train and sit down trying to figure out WTF just happened, then out of nowhere a bunch of ticket inspectors come in asking to see everyones ticket, I DONT HAVE FKN TICKET OF COURSE they come over to me and my hearts about to FKN XXXXXXXXXXXXPLODE, suddenly they all start to surround me there about 5 of them, i had to show some ID then he takes out his book and proceed to write me a 200$ fine. So apart from being completely busto i have to pay a 200$ fine

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01-27-2010 , 03:03 AM
once u lost it, did u instantly think, at least i have a story for BBV to which people can say

tl;dr
cool story bro
this thread sucks
in b4 internet

etc etc etc
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01-27-2010 , 03:04 AM
wtf is wrong with you ?
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01-27-2010 , 03:05 AM
Move up.
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01-27-2010 , 03:08 AM
I MUST WIN EVERYTHING BACK OR LOSE EVERYTHING


can i subscribe to your newsletter?
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01-27-2010 , 03:12 AM
playing live with the 8bi rule, sweet move bro
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01-27-2010 , 03:17 AM
ive walked out of my local casino without any money in my wallet so many times
only difference is that i almost always drive.
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01-27-2010 , 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted by -M0rbid Desire-
so i put my last 4k in dealer deals me a 10 and he has a 5 , FINALLY SOME LUCK I SAY, he then deals me a ****** 2 and he gets a 6 for a total of 16, I STAND ON 12 THINIKING hes definitely gonna bust NEXT CARD IS A 5 FOR 21 sdfhuiov;sdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddvsdjvbhjusdh;vsdo vhsdivhsdu;ovhsdjovnjs;bvjsd
What the hell kinda blackjack are you playing?
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01-27-2010 , 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by -M0rbid Desire-

2nd hand in i get AK btn raises i 3 bet euro donk raises AI FOR 3K, he even says he's on tilt and i can see it too, guy folds i have to call obviously he flips over Q10, board is 10 10 2 , i dont even stay for the next cards, and just storm off and can feel my blood boiling up,
[?] Turn A, river A
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01-27-2010 , 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by ImAllInNow
What the hell kinda blackjack are you playing?
Ya, I didn't really understand that part either, if he has 12 and the dealer has 15, why would the dealer keep hitting? Is there other people in the hand who have 16+?
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01-27-2010 , 03:22 AM
why didn't you double down?
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01-27-2010 , 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by NoMeansNo
Ya, I didn't really understand that part either, if he has 12 and the dealer has 15, why would the dealer keep hitting? Is there other people in the hand who have 16+?
you have never played blackjack before obviously.
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01-27-2010 , 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by NoMeansNo
Ya, I didn't really understand that part either, if he has 12 and the dealer has 15, why would the dealer keep hitting? Is there other people in the hand who have 16+?
[ ] understands how blackjack works either.
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01-27-2010 , 03:25 AM
Dealer must hit on 16 or lower, stay on 17 and up
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01-27-2010 , 03:25 AM
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Originally Posted by ImAllInNow
[ ] understands how blackjack works either.
[X] NoMeansNo agrees

What is soft 17?
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01-27-2010 , 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted by NoMeansNo
[X] NoMeansNo agrees

What is soft 17?
a girl who you can't get busted for hitting.
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01-27-2010 , 03:31 AM
this is why casinos are so big and luxurious lol stupid whale
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01-27-2010 , 03:33 AM
whats it like being a huge degen?
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01-27-2010 , 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted by -M0rbid Desire-
This is how i lost my whole savings account in 1 day...
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01-27-2010 , 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by idreamofaudrey
ive walked out of my local casino without any money in my wallet so many times
God I know the feeling.
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01-27-2010 , 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by -M0rbid Desire-
5/10 NL, 1 buyin for 1.5k..

im sure im ahead here so i decide to protect my hand and shove
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01-27-2010 , 05:05 AM
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Originally Posted by GMINTZ
[?] Turn A, river A
" Do I get to keep the pot since he left?" -euro donk?
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01-27-2010 , 05:30 AM
wp degen
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01-27-2010 , 06:05 AM
nice BRM

and you wonder about being broke?
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01-27-2010 , 06:17 AM
I really hope for running kings or aces when you left, euro donk would get the pot since u mucked obv
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