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03-21-2016 , 01:14 PM

#901

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Aaarrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Sammy's so angry right now. Got home and found a note on the table; Got called back to work, don't know when I'll be back, sorry no sex today

, but there's steaks and beer in the fridge.

She just came home after being away on work for almost 3 weeks, and now she have to leave again less than 12 hours after she got back. Sammy's gonna have words with her boss.

03-21-2016 , 01:14 PM

#902

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

lol

03-21-2016 , 01:16 PM

#903

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Aaarrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Sammy's so angry right now. Got home and found a note on the table; Got called back to work, don't know when I'll be back, sorry no sex today

pic of note or gtfo.

03-21-2016 , 01:20 PM

#904

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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**** you

03-21-2016 , 01:23 PM

#905

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

**** you

unfortunately t(not)wss

03-21-2016 , 01:28 PM

#906

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Ha Ha Ha, funny Fiddle.

03-21-2016 , 01:33 PM

#907

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

unfortunately that's the only thing you can use your finger for today

03-21-2016 , 01:36 PM

#908

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

lol

03-21-2016 , 01:43 PM

#909

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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She'll be home again tomorrow and ready to have sex when Sammy get's back from work.

03-21-2016 , 01:57 PM

#910

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you monday

03-21-2016 , 01:59 PM

#911

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

She'll be home again tomorrow and ready to have sex when Sammy get's back from work.

But that's what you said yesterday. But instead you got nothing. You said beer and steak in the fridge. But what is that really? It would have already been there. I mean steak is just off the shelf at the supermarket. It's not even a prepared meal for you.

No prepared meal. No sex. See what happens when they become your wife (or close to it).

03-21-2016 , 02:08 PM

#912

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Why are you doing this to Sammy? It's not very nice.

03-21-2016 , 02:18 PM

#913

Sheep86

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Probably Sammy will also have to sacrifice his man cave at some point. Poor Sammy!

03-21-2016 , 02:42 PM

#914

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Probably Sammy will also have to sacrifice his man cave at some point. Poor Sammy!

Baby room, or sewing room?

03-21-2016 , 02:50 PM

#915

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Baby room, or sewing room?

Baby room would require sex at some point

03-21-2016 , 03:00 PM

#916

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

All you guys shut up, right now!

aaaaaarrrrrghhhhh

03-21-2016 , 03:07 PM

#917

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Baby room would require sex at some point

good point.

When do you think she will make Sammy sell all his boy stuff?

03-21-2016 , 03:17 PM

#918

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Sammy troll better.

03-21-2016 , 03:26 PM

#919

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Ouch, they are being brutal to poor Sammy today, I need the laughs though...

Also I keep hearing in the American sub-media that Europe has all these happy worker laws, paid time off and such, why does hot gf not get these things? I have also heard of Europeans having ridiculously long lunch breaks, why is there no sex for the Sammy on gf's lunch? Why isn't gf preparing steaks for you on this lunch as well?

Starting to feel like everything I know about Europe is a lie...