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**Generic BBV LC/NC Thread For March 1-31 2019 Codename "Fluffyland" NSFW**

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03-08-2019 , 01:48 PM

#426

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Posting PMs is an infractable offense.

03-08-2019 , 01:49 PM

#427

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Mine is liek meh. Only my last 4 PMs are infarcts . I blame Morph

03-08-2019 , 01:49 PM

#428

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Today danes can see how much they get in either tax return or have to pay extra. Sammy just logged in to see how much they are gonna fleece him for this year.

After waiting ~20mins. Progress= 1%, people in line in front of you= 125585, expected wait: more than an hour....no **** sherlock

Also, **** you King Fish

Edit: Things are happening now, in just 10 mins it moved from 1-3%

Beer

Denmarkians are so poor that they are begging to find out and get their refund.

Technology in Denmark is so bad that the website can only handle one query at a time.

03-08-2019 , 01:49 PM

#429

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. A very Berry gif-t today from that one terrible Bond movie
1. I will allow it on this feelgoodfriyay
2. To all the sluts I've missed
3. I shall put you on my list
4. If you know that song by Bo Burnham you are lucky
5. It's funny and not sucky
6. Rhyme time today on Danish tax burden
7. Samuel's wallet will soon be hurtin'
8. Mr. suitedjustice is learning more poker
9. While pros in Thailand are getting tbh poke-her
10. Franko is learning that food doesn't pave the way
11. But only paves the way to gay for pay
12. A natamus favorite, I wonder where he is!
13. 99% ladies - they can still produce the jizz

03-08-2019 , 01:50 PM

#430

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

oot is only nerds and pussies.

I will now drink 150 riegele beers.

Sammy should have congratulated dinamo for kicking benfica asses yesterday.

Very nice and soft

You ****ing pricks are the reason Denmark gets 1 place less in the Euro Cup/Champions league in 2021. If Benfica had won, Denmark would have been moved up a place in UEFA ranking and would have gotten an extra team that qualifies for one of the cups. **** you Zagreb and **** you Frank.

03-08-2019 , 01:51 PM

#431

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Sammy,

For international womens day, will you service your wife orally tonight?

03-08-2019 , 01:53 PM

#432

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

14. Colin_piddle is tindering with lasses a-plenty
15. And hoping the 23 yearolds will offer rear-entry
16. But not the pegging kind because that is too far
17. I wonder if Mr. Sheep is at the bar
18. Vegetarian entrees and beers for the Sheep!
19. And hopefully a fleece-stroking from Lil Bo Peep
20. King Fish is stroking the draftkings bet bone
21. That statement will probably get me banned alone
22. Have no fear, BBV, for OOT still exists
23. It is the place that we shall all empty our piss!

03-08-2019 , 01:53 PM

#433

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Since you asked for it

03-08-2019 , 01:54 PM

#434

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUCCCJKKKK. Sammy accidentally closed the skat.dk site, and will now be pushed to the back of the line. Tequila will calm Sammy down, right now!

03-08-2019 , 01:54 PM

#435

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

We expect some serious lesbian **** tonight Sammy

03-08-2019 , 01:59 PM

#436

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUCCCJKKKK. Sammy accidentally closed the skat.dk site, and will now be pushed to the back of the line. Tequila will calm Sammy down, right now!

Apparently you're still logged in when you open the site again. Sammy will drink the Tequila anyway.

03-08-2019 , 02:00 PM

#437

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Skol

03-08-2019 , 02:04 PM

#438

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Skål

fyp, and skål to you as well

03-08-2019 , 02:06 PM

#439

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

skel

03-08-2019 , 02:08 PM

#440

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Oh f*** I just discovered, when I finish that wine, which will prolly happen I only have a really expensive Japanese whisky left, and this, whatever it is. I bought it at Kaohsiung airport for my remaining taiwan dollars. What's the best strat here?
Skal

03-08-2019 , 02:09 PM

#441

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

put it in your mouth now.

03-08-2019 , 02:14 PM

#442

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Oh f*** I just discovered, when I finish that wine, which will prolly happen I only have a really expensive Japanese whisky left, and this, whatever it is. I bought it at Kaohsiung airport for my remaining taiwan dollars. What's the best strat here?
Skal

Buy a decent corkscrew, punk!

03-08-2019 , 02:21 PM

#443

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

That one is perfectly fine. For the wine I mean, not for the stuff pictured

03-08-2019 , 02:21 PM

#444

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

nice bottle

03-08-2019 , 02:23 PM

#445

Sheep86

**Generic BBV LC/NC Thread For March 1-31 2019 Codename "Fluffyland" NSFW**

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,964

1. Mr. Folding makes lists like no other
2. Sheep could give it a try as well, but why bother?
3. Sheep will keep it short, he is not as good at this as Mr. Folding
4. Even without the beer he is currently holding

Skål!

03-08-2019 , 02:29 PM

#446

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

nice bottle

Dat is onzin!

03-08-2019 , 02:36 PM

#447

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Kalmeer!

03-08-2019 , 02:39 PM

#448

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Kalmeer!

Ik ben niet geïnteresseerd!

03-08-2019 , 02:45 PM

#449

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

03-08-2019 , 02:54 PM

#450

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

YO no give ,sammy the finger, damn poink.

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