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**Generic BBV LC/NC Thread For March 1-31 2019 Codename "Fluffyland" NSFW** **Generic BBV LC/NC Thread For March 1-31 2019 Codename "Fluffyland" NSFW**

03-08-2019 , 01:48 PM
Posting PMs is an infractable offense.
03-08-2019 , 01:49 PM
Mine is liek meh. Only my last 4 PMs are infarcts . I blame Morph
03-08-2019 , 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Today danes can see how much they get in either tax return or have to pay extra. Sammy just logged in to see how much they are gonna fleece him for this year.

After waiting ~20mins. Progress= 1%, people in line in front of you= 125585, expected wait: more than an hour....no **** sherlock




Also, **** you King Fish


Edit: Things are happening now, in just 10 mins it moved from 1-3%




Beer
Denmarkians are so poor that they are begging to find out and get their refund.

Technology in Denmark is so bad that the website can only handle one query at a time.
03-08-2019 , 01:49 PM
0. A very Berry gif-t today from that one terrible Bond movie
1. I will allow it on this feelgoodfriyay
2. To all the sluts I've missed
3. I shall put you on my list
4. If you know that song by Bo Burnham you are lucky
5. It's funny and not sucky
6. Rhyme time today on Danish tax burden
7. Samuel's wallet will soon be hurtin'
8. Mr. suitedjustice is learning more poker
9. While pros in Thailand are getting tbh poke-her
10. Franko is learning that food doesn't pave the way
11. But only paves the way to gay for pay
12. A natamus favorite, I wonder where he is!
13. 99% ladies - they can still produce the jizz
03-08-2019 , 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FranFran
oot is only nerds and pussies.

I will now drink 150 riegele beers.

Sammy should have congratulated dinamo for kicking benfica asses yesterday.

Very nice and soft
You ****ing pricks are the reason Denmark gets 1 place less in the Euro Cup/Champions league in 2021. If Benfica had won, Denmark would have been moved up a place in UEFA ranking and would have gotten an extra team that qualifies for one of the cups. **** you Zagreb and **** you Frank.
03-08-2019 , 01:51 PM
Sammy,

For international womens day, will you service your wife orally tonight?
03-08-2019 , 01:53 PM
14. Colin_piddle is tindering with lasses a-plenty
15. And hoping the 23 yearolds will offer rear-entry
16. But not the pegging kind because that is too far
17. I wonder if Mr. Sheep is at the bar
18. Vegetarian entrees and beers for the Sheep!
19. And hopefully a fleece-stroking from Lil Bo Peep
20. King Fish is stroking the draftkings bet bone
21. That statement will probably get me banned alone
22. Have no fear, BBV, for OOT still exists
23. It is the place that we shall all empty our piss!
03-08-2019 , 01:53 PM
Since you asked for it
03-08-2019 , 01:54 PM
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUCCCJKKKK. Sammy accidentally closed the skat.dk site, and will now be pushed to the back of the line. Tequila will calm Sammy down, right now!
03-08-2019 , 01:54 PM
We expect some serious lesbian **** tonight Sammy
03-08-2019 , 01:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUCCCJKKKK. Sammy accidentally closed the skat.dk site, and will now be pushed to the back of the line. Tequila will calm Sammy down, right now!
Apparently you're still logged in when you open the site again. Sammy will drink the Tequila anyway.

03-08-2019 , 02:00 PM
Skol
03-08-2019 , 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Skål
fyp, and skål to you as well
03-08-2019 , 02:06 PM
skel
03-08-2019 , 02:08 PM
Oh f*** I just discovered, when I finish that wine, which will prolly happen I only have a really expensive Japanese whisky left, and this, whatever it is. I bought it at Kaohsiung airport for my remaining taiwan dollars. What's the best strat here?
Skal
03-08-2019 , 02:09 PM
put it in your mouth now.
03-08-2019 , 02:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Oh f*** I just discovered, when I finish that wine, which will prolly happen I only have a really expensive Japanese whisky left, and this, whatever it is. I bought it at Kaohsiung airport for my remaining taiwan dollars. What's the best strat here?
Skal
Buy a decent corkscrew, punk!
03-08-2019 , 02:21 PM
That one is perfectly fine. For the wine I mean, not for the stuff pictured
03-08-2019 , 02:21 PM
nice bottle
03-08-2019 , 02:23 PM
1. Mr. Folding makes lists like no other
2. Sheep could give it a try as well, but why bother?
3. Sheep will keep it short, he is not as good at this as Mr. Folding
4. Even without the beer he is currently holding

Skål!
03-08-2019 , 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
nice bottle
Dat is onzin!
03-08-2019 , 02:36 PM
Kalmeer!
03-08-2019 , 02:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay
Kalmeer!
Ik ben niet geïnteresseerd!
03-08-2019 , 02:45 PM
03-08-2019 , 02:54 PM
YO no give ,sammy the finger, damn poink.


      
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