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03-06-2019 , 11:00 PM

#326

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

also, if HB is an old, his mom is V old, a hand jibber from her would prob not be too enjoyable

Morph went to school with her Dad.

03-07-2019 , 12:01 AM

#327

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

That would make him older than electricity.

03-07-2019 , 01:26 AM

#328

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Morph went to school with her Dad.

Lies. No one in Morph’s family ever went to school.

03-07-2019 , 01:27 AM

#329

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Where’s Sammy? I want to infract him.

03-07-2019 , 02:03 AM

#330

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Thurs is mom's caregiver's day off which means that I've got to wake up at 8am (which ought to be illegal, imo) and weigh her, take her blood pressure, administer her meds and feed her breakfast after which I can go back to bed and collapse until 11am which is a reasonable hour to get up and face the horror of my existential nightmare.

Furosemide/Metoprolol/Lisinopril? Just assuming HF is a factor because of the weight thing, but I certainly hope I'm wrong. I love that you're doing it. Been there.

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

never done that, i do have an old thai pro trying to lure me to meet her in phuket for a week or two.

may have to take her up on that

I have an ex-turned-pro asking me to make videos with her and I am obviously declining because the girlfriend would NOT be ****ing happy about this

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

now youre getting the hang of it you old fart

I just farted speak of the devil

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Howard Mom farts like a motor boat.

AlwaysFolding Mom farts like a motorboat too!

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

also, if HB is an old, his mom is V old, a hand jibber from her would prob not be too enjoyable

Okay and now we've gotten to the root of BBV culture.

And I have to agree.

03-07-2019 , 02:04 AM

#331

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Where’s Sammy? I want to infract him.

I mean, infract him for being absent

03-07-2019 , 02:16 AM

#332

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Work in progress. May finish maybe not. Show some creativity and finish this. Need sleep.

https://www.captiongenerator.com/131...ge-of-the-mods

03-07-2019 , 02:21 AM

#333

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Wish I could edit

I like the start a lot

03-07-2019 , 02:50 AM

#334

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

King Fish you infracted me cos you thought I was from the UK. I am not

03-07-2019 , 03:44 AM

#335

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Rofl

03-07-2019 , 05:20 AM

#336

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I mean, infract him for being absent

This is a good idea.

03-07-2019 , 06:59 AM

#337

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Nerds

03-07-2019 , 09:11 AM

#338

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

King Fish you infracted me cos you thought I was from the UK. I am not

You assume too much.

03-07-2019 , 09:55 AM

#339

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you fursday

just wear a mask AF

03-07-2019 , 11:10 AM

#340

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Herro Thursday Freeroll. HFS am I up early. No brick. No brick. You're the brick!

03-07-2019 , 11:22 AM

#341

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

03-07-2019 , 11:54 AM

#342

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

B1tch better not let it fall.

03-07-2019 , 12:05 PM

#343

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

infract for dodging profanity filter.

03-07-2019 , 12:09 PM

#344

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

ban for dodging profanity filter.

FYP

03-07-2019 , 12:18 PM

#345

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

infract for dodging profanity filter.

🖕

03-07-2019 , 12:33 PM

#346

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

THANKS KF

03-07-2019 , 12:40 PM

#347

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

Work in progress. May finish maybe not. Show some creativity and finish this. Need sleep.

https://www.captiongenerator.com/131...ge-of-the-mods

Needs some fine tuning and finish but good effort. I would do it, but I already had more than my fair share of work this week and no creativity leftover now. I blame Morph. Maybe weekend

03-07-2019 , 01:24 PM

#348

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

If you dislike woke politicking, follow the parody account of Titania McGrath on the tweet machine. One moar day till TGIF. Couldn't come fast enough.

03-07-2019 , 01:26 PM

#349

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Also take down all the cookies, freerolls and whatnot Mr. suited. Great read as always on your blog, wanted to comment but it will have to wait also, thanks to Morphish work duties