ti8ght now

right now

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

I didn't know about Mr MK being Russian.

Swiping right

RIP

Anna Kournikova

WAT?

I found Sammy's Twitter

prolly 2 out of three are BBV members prolly

Denmark ready to lend out their fleet of wind-powered subs.

I can't believe that Denmark is willing to give up all three of their missiles.

Thanks Sammy

Knor! Knor from Denmark!

Is that Henk’s cousin? I can’t remember where he was from.

HAI!!

When is this Eurovision thing?

Hai Gypsie,

Right after the World Cup, I think.

Didn’t Denmark win that last year?

They win every year typically.

Remember when the glee slushy to the face was a thing.

As a soon to be dane, you should learn about one of our national treasures;

When Australia officially owns Denmark your wife will need to sleep with Paul Hogan. It's just the rules of being an Aussie gal.

That's tough. What can you do?

Gotta lose that Dutchy.