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02-24-2019 , 02:39 PM
Can you find the guy I rented from in Alicante and get my deposit back.

Thanks ta.
02-24-2019 , 02:42 PM
I can get you 20% of your deposit back.

80% is for various expenses
02-24-2019 , 02:47 PM
How much is your deposit.
What are the circumstances.
Have we a name/address etc?

I'll take 30-50% depends on sum
02-24-2019 , 03:58 PM
I am willing to give exactly 99% Sheepdays back to dad.

Speaking of....we haven't talked about 99% ladies in while. Today, the 99th consecutive Sheepday, is the PERFECT day to rehash the topic! Sheepday is the best day of the week, it includes vegetarian dishes, cocaine, hookers on boats, and Robert Kraft going to the slammer for maybe one or ALL of these things! No big deal for him, he can poast bale. Today we recognize the one and only Mr. Sheep for his timeless and soft mouse, contributions to BBV, and obviously superiority to Mr. Sammy. SammysWIFE is still okay though. Jeeves is welcome to the celebration.

Weeeeeeee!











02-24-2019 , 03:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
#CullMorphismus
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
...on Sheepday!
Morph in the giving spirit!
02-24-2019 , 04:13 PM
not reading those improperly poasted hh's btw
02-24-2019 , 04:14 PM
have friends from chicago in town, he has a baby and is staying with a local couple with a baby as well.

carting these little humans around while still drinking and exploring is interesting.
02-24-2019 , 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie
How much is your deposit.
What are the circumstances.
Have we a name/address etc?

I'll take 30-50% depends on sum
2k.

He didn't return it after I left the country.

I was only joking about getting it collected
02-24-2019 , 04:54 PM
Little humans + alcohol = little hellions feeling rebellious and embarrassed that Mr. tbh still listens to elvis
02-24-2019 , 04:55 PM


Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
I am willing to give exactly 99% Sheepdays back to dad.

Speaking of....we haven't talked about 99% ladies in while. Today, the 99th consecutive Sheepday, is the PERFECT day to rehash the topic! Sheepday is the best day of the week, it includes vegetarian dishes, cocaine, hookers on boats, and Robert Kraft going to the slammer for maybe one or ALL of these things! No big deal for him, he can poast bale. Today we recognize the one and only Mr. Sheep for his timeless and soft mouse, contributions to BBV, and obviously superiority to Mr. Sammy. SammysWIFE is still okay though. Jeeves is welcome to the celebration.

Weeeeeeee!
Sheep hopes that you can forgive him for calling you 'punk' earlier, Mr. Folding. It's just that littering makes Sheep sad, and Denmark is a really nice country.

Spoiler:
02-24-2019 , 04:57 PM
I would never litter in a foreign country, I was just saying that to make Mr. Sammy mad. But then I realized Mr. Sammy is always mad because he has small thumbs and an unattractive penis.

Thank you though, Mr. Sheep! Glorious Sheepday full of truths
02-24-2019 , 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Little humans + alcohol = little hellions feeling rebellious and embarrassed that Mr. tbh still listens to elvis
eh, theyre too young to vocalize their disdain for my preferences and i dont have to change the diapers so its gravy baby
02-24-2019 , 05:03 PM
plus the whole crew is meeting me at the communist brewery right by me and they have a caged in play area to conatin the llittle humans. Dogs otoh are allowed to roam free.

This is such a weird city
02-24-2019 , 05:09 PM
how much hooker and blow do you get for 19 of those euro thingies?

Like a numbie and 3 strokes of an unenthusiastic hand job?
02-24-2019 , 05:50 PM
Dunno, have a 3k BR for this adventure.
I'm thinking of 600 for blow (60/g but If I buy 10G It will drop to 45ish I guess)
will try to score some girls before calling in hookers
If I've to pay for 2 of them,it's going to be 1-1.6k (1day)
That gives us about 1k for alcohol and bull****
But I'm sure we get to score some girls for the 2 days I want to spend on the boat
That way we get more coke

Boat/Flat is a friends one so I don't get to pay for that atleast.

Also, do you want me to keep you updated on this donkament?

Last edited by michaelorcharlie; 02-24-2019 at 06:03 PM.
02-24-2019 , 06:55 PM
Updates required.
02-24-2019 , 07:19 PM
Just got back from the supermarket and was reminded, AGAIN, why Howard (not my real name) is not allowed to bring his death-ray gun w/ him.
02-24-2019 , 07:20 PM
You have a death-ray gun?
02-24-2019 , 07:22 PM
I only have a 1911.45
And an HK45
And .357 magnum
and 9mm
and another 9mm
and a .308 Remington 700
and a couple 12 gauges

Actually I'm in pretty good shape now that I think about it
02-24-2019 , 07:22 PM
rip the tourney AK<44 25bb Blind V Blind battle.
Great call by V
**** I hate microstakes.
02-24-2019 , 07:25 PM
Had a Sig Sauer P250, probably my favorite handgun ever, ran like 10k rounds through it and it was still flawless victory every time.

Why did I sell it?

I will never know.
02-24-2019 , 07:30 PM

Microstakes and Donkaments are the worst
02-24-2019 , 07:32 PM


I can't take it anymore
02-24-2019 , 07:33 PM


I PISS ON ALL IDIOTIC PLAYERS
WHY
ARE
NO GAMES
RUNNING
HIGHER
THAN
10NL
JESUS ****ING CHRIST
FUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
02-24-2019 , 07:34 PM
**** THIS
I QUIT POKER UNTIL I MOVE BACK TO THE UK IN SOME MONTHS
SPAIN
FRANCE
I PISS ON YOUR CLIENTS

      
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