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02-24-2019 , 02:39 PM

#1376

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Can you find the guy I rented from in Alicante and get my deposit back.

Thanks ta.

02-24-2019 , 02:42 PM

#1377

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I can get you 20% of your deposit back.

80% is for various expenses

02-24-2019 , 02:47 PM

#1378

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

How much is your deposit.
What are the circumstances.
Have we a name/address etc?

I'll take 30-50% depends on sum

02-24-2019 , 03:58 PM

#1379

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I am willing to give exactly 99% Sheepdays back to dad.

Speaking of....we haven't talked about 99% ladies in while. Today, the 99th consecutive Sheepday, is the PERFECT day to rehash the topic! Sheepday is the best day of the week, it includes vegetarian dishes, cocaine, hookers on boats, and Robert Kraft going to the slammer for maybe one or ALL of these things! No big deal for him, he can poast bale. Today we recognize the one and only Mr. Sheep for his timeless and soft mouse, contributions to BBV, and obviously superiority to Mr. Sammy. SammysWIFE is still okay though. Jeeves is welcome to the celebration.

Weeeeeeee!

02-24-2019 , 03:59 PM

#1380

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

#CullMorphismus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...on Sheepday!

Morph in the giving spirit!

02-24-2019 , 04:13 PM

#1381

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

not reading those improperly poasted hh's btw

02-24-2019 , 04:14 PM

#1382

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

have friends from chicago in town, he has a baby and is staying with a local couple with a baby as well.

carting these little humans around while still drinking and exploring is interesting.

02-24-2019 , 04:52 PM

#1383

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

How much is your deposit.
What are the circumstances.
Have we a name/address etc?

I'll take 30-50% depends on sum

2k.

He didn't return it after I left the country.

I was only joking about getting it collected

02-24-2019 , 04:54 PM

#1384

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Little humans + alcohol = little hellions feeling rebellious and embarrassed that Mr. tbh still listens to elvis

02-24-2019 , 04:55 PM

#1385

Sheep86

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Sheep hopes that you can forgive him for calling you 'punk' earlier, Mr. Folding. It's just that littering makes Sheep sad, and Denmark is a really nice country.

Spoiler:

02-24-2019 , 04:57 PM

#1386

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I would never litter in a foreign country, I was just saying that to make Mr. Sammy mad. But then I realized Mr. Sammy is always mad because he has small thumbs and an unattractive penis.

Thank you though, Mr. Sheep! Glorious Sheepday full of truths

02-24-2019 , 05:02 PM

#1387

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Little humans + alcohol = little hellions feeling rebellious and embarrassed that Mr. tbh still listens to elvis

eh, theyre too young to vocalize their disdain for my preferences and i dont have to change the diapers so its gravy baby

02-24-2019 , 05:03 PM

#1388

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

plus the whole crew is meeting me at the communist brewery right by me and they have a caged in play area to conatin the llittle humans. Dogs otoh are allowed to roam free.

This is such a weird city

02-24-2019 , 05:09 PM

#1389

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

how much hooker and blow do you get for 19 of those euro thingies?

Like a numbie and 3 strokes of an unenthusiastic hand job?

02-24-2019 , 05:50 PM

#1390

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

Dunno, have a 3k BR for this adventure.
I'm thinking of 600 for blow (60/g but If I buy 10G It will drop to 45ish I guess)
will try to score some girls before calling in hookers
If I've to pay for 2 of them,it's going to be 1-1.6k (1day)
That gives us about 1k for alcohol and bull****
But I'm sure we get to score some girls for the 2 days I want to spend on the boat
That way we get more coke

Boat/Flat is a friends one so I don't get to pay for that atleast.

Also, do you want me to keep you updated on this donkament?

Last edited by michaelorcharlie; 02-24-2019 at 06:03 PM.

02-24-2019 , 06:55 PM

#1391

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Updates required.

02-24-2019 , 07:19 PM

#1392

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Just got back from the supermarket and was reminded, AGAIN, why Howard (not my real name) is not allowed to bring his death-ray gun w/ him.

02-24-2019 , 07:20 PM

#1393

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

You have a death-ray gun?

02-24-2019 , 07:22 PM

#1394

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I only have a 1911.45

And an HK45
And .357 magnum
and 9mm
and another 9mm
and a .308 Remington 700
and a couple 12 gauges

Actually I'm in pretty good shape now that I think about it

02-24-2019 , 07:22 PM

#1395

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

rip the tourney AK<44 25bb Blind V Blind battle.
Great call by V
**** I hate microstakes.

02-24-2019 , 07:25 PM

#1396

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Had a Sig Sauer P250, probably my favorite handgun ever, ran like 10k rounds through it and it was still flawless victory every time.

Why did I sell it?

I will never know.

02-24-2019 , 07:30 PM

#1397

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

Microstakes and Donkaments are the worst

02-24-2019 , 07:32 PM

#1398

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

I can't take it anymore

02-24-2019 , 07:33 PM

#1399

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

I PISS ON ALL IDIOTIC PLAYERS
WHY
ARE
NO GAMES
RUNNING
HIGHER
THAN
10NL
JESUS ****ING CHRIST
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