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02-24-2019 , 09:31 AM
PokerStars Hand #197436043835: Courchevel Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2019/02/24 14:24:37 CET [2019/02/24 8:24:37 ET]
Table 'Dnoces' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: karcher 6 ($15.24 in chips)
Seat 2: Morphismus ($25 in chips)
Seat 3: POKERTOX ($25 in chips)
Seat 5: Slothario ($19.77 in chips)
karcher 6: posts small blind $0.10
Morphismus: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Morphismus [Kc 9h 5c 6d Jh]
*** PRE-FLOP *** [5s]
POKERTOX: calls $0.25
Slothario: folds
karcher 6 has timed out
karcher 6: folds
Morphismus: checks
*** FLOP *** [5s] [Td 6c]
Morphismus: checks
POKERTOX: bets $0.57
Morphismus: calls $0.57
*** TURN *** [5s Td 6c] [Th]
Morphismus: checks
POKERTOX: bets $1.67
dwababawadus joins the table at seat #6
Morphismus: calls $1.67
*** RIVER *** [5s Td 6c Th] [Qc]
Morphismus: checks
POKERTOX: bets $2.43
Morphismus: calls $2.43
*** SHOW DOWN ***
POKERTOX: shows [9c 4d Ac 4c 7s] (HI: two pair, Tens and Fours)
Morphismus: shows [Kc 9h 5c 6d Jh] (HI: two pair, Tens and Sixes)
Morphismus collected $9.52 from pot
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9.94 | Rake $0.42
Board [5s Td 6c Th Qc]
Seat 1: karcher 6 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Morphismus (big blind) showed [Kc 9h 5c 6d Jh] and won ($9.52) with HI: two pair, Tens and Sixes
Seat 3: POKERTOX showed [9c 4d Ac 4c 7s] and lost with HI: two pair, Tens and Fours
Seat 5: Slothario (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
02-24-2019 , 09:39 AM
Morph is officially demoted to Jr. Jr. Mod.
02-24-2019 , 10:05 AM
PokerStars Hand #197437270138: Courchevel Hi/Lo Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2019/02/24 15:04:46 CET [2019/02/24 9:04:46 ET]
Table 'Dnoces' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: karcher 6 ($21.36 in chips)
Seat 3: POKERTOX ($25.65 in chips)
Seat 4: Morphismus ($25.75 in chips)
Seat 5: lucksack27 ($20 in chips)
Seat 6: dwababawadus ($4.45 in chips)
karcher 6: posts small blind $0.10
POKERTOX: posts big blind $0.25
lucksack27: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Morphismus [Qc Jc Ad 6h Ah]
*** PRE-FLOP *** [6d]
Morphismus: calls $0.25
lucksack27: checks
dwababawadus: folds
karcher 6: folds
POKERTOX: checks
*** FLOP *** [6d] [Qs 4c]
POKERTOX: checks
Morphismus: bets $0.36
lucksack27: folds
POKERTOX: folds
Uncalled bet ($0.36) returned to Morphismus
Morphismus collected $0.81 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.85 | Rake $0.04
Board [6d Qs 4c]
Seat 1: karcher 6 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: POKERTOX (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Morphismus collected ($0.81)
Seat 5: lucksack27 folded on the Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: dwababawadus (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
02-24-2019 , 10:07 AM
Hai morphillian. How’s your mouse?
02-24-2019 , 10:09 AM
raking in them chips!
02-24-2019 , 10:13 AM
#CullMorphismus
02-24-2019 , 10:18 AM
...on Sheepday!
02-24-2019 , 10:41 AM
Happy Sheepday!

Quote:
Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie
Can someone trick this guy to start posting in BBV?
https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/6...-time-1734709/

200K hands at 2NL -160BB/100
I wan't him to be my best friend and we can travel the world together
Good thread, thanks for sharing!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Howard Beale
You ppl really do manage to blather on at a furious pace. How am I expected to keep up w/ all of this? I think that a mod should give cliffs every 30 posts or so, that's what I think.
Calm down, punk. You have to read everything just like the rest of us.

Quote:
Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie
02-24-2019 , 10:49 AM
02-24-2019 , 10:51 AM
BRAG:
I'm Spending the next few days on a boat full of hookers & cocaine in Alicante, Spain.
BEAT:
It's going to be expensive

BEAT: I'm travelling to Switzerland for business on Thursday
BRAG: I'll break even on $ after the trips

Being a degenerate is fun.
Cashing out my profits of 19.69 for today
02-24-2019 , 11:13 AM
02-24-2019 , 12:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
02-24-2019 , 01:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
10/10 but yeah, I'm a $0.10c version of this LOL

Also I don't understand the guy that loses 160BB/100 in the microstakes thread.
I offered him staking for 50NL and he still hasn't replied

Also I received an infraction because of my penis size.
I dislike discrimination against my small peen
It's ridiculous.

Thanks Mr.King Fish I'll be reporting you to the Queen of England.

Last edited by michaelorcharlie; 02-24-2019 at 01:19 PM.
02-24-2019 , 01:46 PM
how are things franko, nice and soft i hope
02-24-2019 , 01:47 PM
i was hanging out with some east africans last night and they put a heavy buy rec on the fact that i should visit vancouver. I may need to do that i guess
02-24-2019 , 01:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
how are things franko, nice and soft i hope


Nice and soft mate, nice and soft
02-24-2019 , 01:52 PM
Just opened millionario xo,

Will light some upmann piece of piss and fall asleep around midnight like sammiesgf
02-24-2019 , 02:04 PM
Has anyone used an E Transfer before?
02-24-2019 , 02:23 PM
Never heard of it
02-24-2019 , 02:25 PM
I dont transfer ecstasies
02-24-2019 , 02:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Has anyone used an E Transfer before?
That's interac?
If you're buying/selling stuff I try to avoid all those middle man instances, because It's most likely a scam.
02-24-2019 , 02:33 PM
Yeh bcs errybody wants to scam michalel and take 52$ from him.

Shut your little mouse.

Is there any hiv free hooker on that boat closer to african shore?
02-24-2019 , 02:35 PM
Leaving tomorrow, I guess I'll find out
02-24-2019 , 02:37 PM
Gluck

      
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