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02-08-2019 , 11:27 AM

#476

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

02-08-2019 , 11:27 AM

#477

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

I just watched Forrest Gump and cried like a ***** for solid 40mins while watching it.
Am I going to be fine?
Asking for a friend

Never go full-on Bubba.

02-08-2019 , 11:28 AM

#478

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

No infractions for AF today.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

MUH-MUH-MUH-MULLLLTIIIII-KILLLLLLLLLL

02-08-2019 , 11:37 AM

#479

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

I just watched Forrest Gump and cried like a ***** for solid 40mins while watching it.
Am I going to be fine?
Asking for a friend

Probably in my Top 10.

I forgot (?) the other week to have Groundhog day on my list as well.

02-08-2019 , 11:39 AM

#480

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Just bought mom a new phone after having bought a new one two days ago bec it sucked. Now she's got a smartphone and I'm really in for it until she learns how to use it. I just might get her an account on 2p2 where she can have fun.

Pretty sure I have done service calls for your family. The voice quality was low, but only when calling a specific family member. Turned out, that family member always answers the phone on “speaker”.

Can you get your gene pool in order Sir?

Thanks.

02-08-2019 , 01:22 PM

#481

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

keep fighting the good fight brother.

heres one for you, the forecast in my land is 3-5 inches of snow in the afternoon. The CEO of the local transit agency issued a warning to people yesterday advising them to wfh as it "may" be difficult getting home with all that snow. Its not like the mfing transit agency he god damn runs is doing anything about it

**** you friyay morning

If that happened in vegas, a national emergency would be declared, insurance companies would go bankrupt from all the accidents. The AOC apocalypse arrived 12 years earlier than expected. SAVE YOURSELVES!

02-08-2019 , 01:37 PM

#482

Sheep86

*** Franko's Restaurant Opening Special Edition February LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Hi Friyay!

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

That will be a recurring theme for a considerable time prolly starting Morphday. But still on holiday, on the way back to PP now. If you want to know exactly I just split up with my gf 1h ago, so not in the very best of moods. The AaaaAaaaAaaaaaaa will be very strong tonight though that's for sure

Poast fixed and stay strong, Mr. F.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

0. Gif-ts belong in zeroth place as it is the REAL pole position
1. **** you Friday
2. Mr. H0RUS could tell some mums about pole position iykwim
3. I gotta have a ****e
4. I've been bumping up the caloric intake boys
5. My bowel movements have been UNBEARABLE
6. What a ****ty list so far
7. How are the asian girlfriends Mr. FWWM
8. I do think the sheep emoji fits Mr. Sheep very well
9. I hope we can get it done
10. Thanks morph in advance
11. We're learning about contraception
12. AKA no BBV babies
13. Holy **** Mr. Whiskeyneat must be a daddy now
14. He and WH1 both quitting poker to clash of clans
15. Okay ****ting myself now

This list is ****ty and brilliant at the same time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

I just watched Forrest Gump and cried like a ***** for solid 40mins while watching it.
Am I going to be fine?
Asking for a friend

You're not going to be fine as long as that noose is around your neck and that gun is pointed at your head, Mr. MoC. Sheep told you already - please pay attention to Sheep's poasts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sheep likes these KF'esque gif-ts.

02-08-2019 , 02:27 PM

#483

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

So far mom's been able to make three phone calls w/o supervision and she's as proud as a peacock.

02-08-2019 , 02:28 PM

#484

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

She'll be an Instagram THOT in no time

02-08-2019 , 02:36 PM

#485

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Maybe I should set her up on Twitter.

02-08-2019 , 03:48 PM

#486

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

Does Ma Beale play candy crush with a hammer?

02-08-2019 , 03:54 PM

#487

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Maybe I should set her up on Twitter.

Sammy likes Mr. Howard Beale more than Justin Timberlake.

You took down that punk with style.

02-08-2019 , 04:40 PM

#488

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Franko hows ur mouse and restaurant?

02-08-2019 , 04:49 PM

#489

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Very nice and soft

02-08-2019 , 05:23 PM

#490

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

02-08-2019 , 05:25 PM

#491

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Very soft and nice.

02-08-2019 , 05:30 PM

#492

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy thinks Fidstar-poker is a very nice person. Sammy has been not nice to Fidstar in the past. Sammy would like Fidstar to know, that he likes him very much. Fidstar-poker! you are great!

02-08-2019 , 05:32 PM

#493

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Playing a Stud H/L tourney rn; I'm so oldschool.

Last edited by Morphismus; 02-08-2019 at 05:41 PM.

02-08-2019 , 05:32 PM

#494

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy thinks Fidstar-poker is a very nice person. Sammy has been not nice to Fidstar in the past. Sammy would like Fidstar to know, that he likes him very much. Fidstar-poker! you are great!

Very good

02-08-2019 , 05:33 PM

#495

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Playing a Sud H/L tourney rn; I'm so oldschool.

Morphismus, the kind of guy to play Sud when everyone's playing Stud

02-08-2019 , 05:41 PM

#496

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

**** it

02-08-2019 , 05:50 PM

#497

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

He's playing 6 streets, not 7, that's how good he is!

02-08-2019 , 05:51 PM

#498

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

02-08-2019 , 05:52 PM

#499

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howard Beale

Maybe I should set her up on Twitter.

So she can **** as much as she wants!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

She'll be an Instagram THOT in no time

Calm down, Mr.mmmKay

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy likes Mr. Howard Beale more than Justin Timberlake.

You took down that punk with style.

This must mean Mr. Sammy has a nice buzz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Very nice and soft

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Very soft and nice.

Softly nice

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy thinks Fidstar-poker is a very nice person. Sammy has been not nice to Fidstar in the past. Sammy would like Fidstar to know, that he likes him very much. Fidstar-poker! you are great!

This must mean Mr. Sammy has a nice buzz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

**** it

Thank yourself, Morph!

02-08-2019 , 06:00 PM

#500

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy thinks Fidstar-poker is a very nice person. Sammy has been not nice to Fidstar in the past. Sammy would like Fidstar to know, that he likes him very much. Fidstar-poker! you are great!

Why thank you Mr Sammy.

As a showing of gratitude I will not make one Denmark joke for the next 6 days.

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