If you saw the size of average meal portions in Europe you would **** a brick. The first time I ever ate out in England I thought they were just bringing out appetizers.

You make lots of bad poasts

Well, I'm not gay but I know for a fact you're French so I'm not sure how to respond.

Most of it was made while going to school so I didn't exactly have all day every day to grind like I do now. That graph is just Stars and does not include rakeback. It's more in the range of 130-140k when I include everything across ftp/stars.

okay

truce ?

Top 5 worst and best bbv posters of all time?

Itspenzo was the one who knocks in the skype group chat, if you cant work it out/remember from that then get ****ed, m7

Some of the best ones... JoyofPoker, ItsRainingMen, King Niche just to name a few. The worst... fgators , Davino, and probably a host of posters who were banned eons ago that I don't remember the names of.

I was pretty certain that's who it was but wasn't 100% certain. That certain pic of his is so ****ing annoying. Omg

how often did ya have intercourse with females?

What's a female?

Haha I'm suprised I wasn't in your list of worst posters. I don't hate you bro you just sometimes act like a toolbox so I bust your balls like everyone else. You kinda bring it on yourself

What do you think you'll be doing 5 years from now?

Computer programming of some kind. What I can tell you I definitely won't be doing is playing poker.

Is your well full of vodka instead of water?

Is the reason you hate Russians because you are jealous of them drinking all the vodka?

what's the most you have drunk in one night?

you say you only have one drink a day, is that because you drink out of a bucket?

how much does a new liver cost?

does it upset you that you always get culled (because you're definitely never the worse poster)?

I think a mix of water and vodka. Maybe 70% vodka, 30% water.

No, but I'm sure that isn't helping the price of vodka!


The majority of a half gallon jug (guess what kind of liquor it was)

The nearest well is only a 5 minute walk away so what do you think?

At least tree fiddy

It's just my fans showing me tough love. You don't get the fanbase that I have without rustling a few jimmies along the way.

When did you lose your virginity?

Got a "girl" now?

What part of the world you live in and do you plan to travel? If so where?

Whats one of the most irresponsible purchases you've made with poker winnings?

Way too personal of a question.

Nope

I currently live in British Columbia. I doubt I will ever travel. It's not the sort of thing that is very appealing to me.

The most expensive thing I ever bought was a big screen tv (56" plasma). I used all my fpps on Stars at the time and added in maybe $700 on top of that to buy it. I wouldn't call it an "irresponsible" purchase. To me, irresponsible purchases equates to purchases (large and small) that have zero utility. Expensive clothes, watches, jewelry, etc are the type of things I would classify as irresponsible purchases. Why would you need an expensive watch when you can just check the time on your phone? I have gotten thousands of hours of viewing time out of my tv making it the most worthwhile (but biggest) purchase I've ever made with my poker winnings.

whats your profession?

do you still live with parents?

I've been playing poker full time for some time now.

There was a month somewhere in the middle of college where I was living at home. That was in the middle of moving from an apartment into a home with a group of guys I had met in the dorms . Before the move to Canada, the furthest I lived from the parents was ~ half an hour drive by highway.

When I was mad at you how did it make you feel?

Going to have to be more specific than that.

You know, that one time.

Thank ya. Good to see you have a well, solid poster. Remember that one time I said something funny and you thought it was funny. Good times.

One last one, what's your biggest life leak?

Well, I said that one thing when you were offline. Normally, the chat in the skype group was completely flooded so I didn't think there was any way you would actually read it. Just my luck that that night was literally the only night where there was only a handful of new messages in the skype chat after what I said. I said I was sorry a bunch of times and I was. Do you want me to say sorry for the comment a few more times?

Just remembered the name of a poster I was trying to remember earlier... TTI is also in the top5 bbv posters.

This is your well I'll ask the questions

130k in 8 years and probably 10k posts of no value on here

great ****ing work man

Shots fired

how many times have you told someone to EAD ?

ever been coached ?