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07-29-2016 , 01:04 PM

#1351

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

You don't become a mod here if you are normal.

07-29-2016 , 01:21 PM

#1352

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,964

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hero Value

Ooh. Maybe. What did you have in mind?

How about 'Better at PLO than Sammy'?

07-29-2016 , 01:58 PM

#1353

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

How about 'Better at PLO than Sammy'?

That's like I've slept with local slapper.
Anyhow it hid itself well from me but finally the weekend is here. Will drink em all and before Majik even started obv

07-29-2016 , 02:05 PM

#1354

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

So let me get this right you are chosing to play / watch cricket not just doing it cause its a national passtime?

Strange....

And good luck

I do enjoy Cricket, the Caribbean Premier League (T20) are playing locally this weekend so I figured I'd go check it out, there will be beers consumed and this may be a great cultural exchange for me as well, I may get to learn several new regional insults from angry Caribbean people, should be fun

07-29-2016 , 02:06 PM

#1355

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

How about 'Better at PLO than Sammy'?

shouldn't we all have that undertitle then?

07-29-2016 , 02:18 PM

#1356

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

I know nothing about cricket but I'm good at minigolf lol

07-29-2016 , 02:25 PM

#1357

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

shouldn't we all have that undertitle then?

PLO is all about being drunk, and Sammy's way better at that than any of you nerds.

07-29-2016 , 02:33 PM

#1358

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

well, that's because it only takes you one beer.

07-29-2016 , 03:56 PM

#1359

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

sammy is a one beer queer

07-29-2016 , 04:07 PM

#1360

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Not with the beer he drinks. It's impossible with that near clear beer to be a one beer queer.

07-29-2016 , 04:07 PM

#1361

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

07-29-2016 , 04:20 PM

#1362

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Geeks

07-29-2016 , 04:41 PM

#1363

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

I'm far from a geek. Where is the Sammy going for vaca this year?

07-29-2016 , 04:42 PM

#1364

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

I figure Pilsen.

07-29-2016 , 04:48 PM

#1365

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Plzeň (Czech pronunciation: [ˈpl̩.zɛɲ] ( listen)), also called Pilsen in English and German, is a city in western Bohemia in the Czech Republic.[2] About 90 kilometres (56 miles) west of Prague, it is the fourth most populous city in the Czech Republic.

The city is known worldwide for Pilsner beer, created by Bavarian brewer Josef Groll there in 1842.

Pilsner??? Hardly anything to brag about. Tastes like **** over here.

07-29-2016 , 04:55 PM

#1366

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

A Pilsner is basically carbonated piss water

Sammy learned his role and has nearly **** his mouth

This place truly is the Fractured But Whole

07-29-2016 , 05:07 PM

#1367

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

I'm far from a geek. Where is the Sammy going for vaca this year?

Sammy got no vacation this year, all work and no play. We're both working a lot this year. We've taking some months off from work next year, so we can go on a long trip after the wedding. She'll start working a lot more in Denmark next year, the plan is to start creating a bunch of little Sammies.

07-29-2016 , 05:15 PM

#1368

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

07-29-2016 , 05:21 PM

#1369

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Clitoris? isn't that the evil wizard from Lord of The Rings?

07-29-2016 , 05:44 PM

#1370

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Clitoris? isn't that the evil wizard from Lord of The Rings?

No that's Voldemort

07-29-2016 , 06:22 PM

#1371

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Good on ya Cigar Dan ignore the cricket haters. To be fair the event you are attending is a competition which literally no one cares about but it should be a fun event, with lots of people drinking etc.

07-29-2016 , 06:44 PM

#1372

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

07-29-2016 , 06:55 PM

#1373

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Hitting the whiskey a go go in a few hours where aaaaaaaaaaaaa will commence

07-29-2016 , 10:42 PM

#1374

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Not even 8pm and nearly got ban hammered

07-29-2016 , 11:46 PM

#1375

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

The average person works 35 hours a week in Scandi so interesting to know what "A LOT" is. Also how the hell do you get to take months off work and still keep your job.

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