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11-25-2018 , 07:48 PM

#126

Henk from Holland

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Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 437

I like detectable women. Two words: hip prosthesis.

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11-25-2018 , 07:49 PM

#127

Henk from Holland

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 437

Oh and also I'm happily married to Sammy's sister.

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11-30-2018 , 05:25 AM

#128

chipchip123

stranger

Join Date: Jun 2018 Posts: 12

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I've always paid my taxes and all my hot Asian girlfriends bought ME things.

This is why you are the sequel.

Now this is something to brag about!

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11-30-2018 , 11:08 AM

#129

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

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Originally Posted by Henk from Holland

I like detectable women. Two words: hip prosthesis.

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Originally Posted by Henk from Holland

Oh and also I'm happily married to Sammy's sister.

I put my hands up on my hips:

Prothesis-esis-esis

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12-05-2018 , 01:36 AM

#130

Always Folding II

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Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 62

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Originally Posted by Henk from Holland

Oh and also I'm happily married to Sammy's sister.

I hope you have your assets well protected. I got married once. Almost went bankrupt because of it.

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12-05-2018 , 02:09 AM

#131

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

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Originally Posted by Always Folding II

I hope you have your assets well protected. I got married once. Almost went bankrupt because of it.

Pics or it didn't happen

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12-05-2018 , 02:37 AM

#132

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

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Originally Posted by Always Folding II

I hope you have your assets well protected. I got married once. Almost went bankrupt because of it.

your mom prefers to take it all, not half.

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12-05-2018 , 05:51 PM

#133

Always Folding II

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Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 62

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Pics or it didn't happen

Quiet in the cheap seats Walt

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Originally Posted by H0RUS

your mom prefers to take it all, not half.

Jesus would not be proud of you saying these things. Prayers

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12-05-2018 , 07:06 PM

#134

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

**** off, Sammy, you're worse than Craggoo.

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12-05-2018 , 09:56 PM

#135

Always Fondling

adept

Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 1,116

Is the Master Fool trying to be masterful?

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12-05-2018 , 09:58 PM

#136

Always Fondling

adept

Join Date: Nov 2018 Posts: 1,116

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Originally Posted by Henk from Holland

I like detectable women. Two words: hip prosthesis.

I, on the other hand, prefer women who can literally slip under the radar.

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12-05-2018 , 10:57 PM

#137

Always Folding II

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Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 62

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Originally Posted by Always Fondling

Is the Master Fool trying to be masterful?

I would spank your ass if I ever met you in real life.

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12-05-2018 , 10:57 PM

#138

Always Folding II

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Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 62

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

**** off, Sammy, you're worse than Craggoo.

Now thats a low blow

Reminds me of this time I was banging a Japanese chick in the shower bout 10 years ago and she started bleeding.

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12-06-2018 , 04:14 PM

#139

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

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Originally Posted by Always Folding II

I would spank your ass if I ever met you in real life.

So you just admitted to being into gay BDSM.

I'm gonna have to decline, although tnwwt.

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12-12-2018 , 01:49 AM

#140

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

LOL

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12-14-2018 , 08:20 PM

#141

1stgenwtr

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 45

So Craggoo and AFII both disappeared around the same time.

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12-14-2018 , 11:40 PM

#142

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,735

taxes r 4 jokers

but i mean this is a poker forum how many actual pay tax on winnings? ive never, or had a job, just sports n poker. i dont know how to file tax and im 29 lols.

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12-15-2018 , 08:58 AM

#143

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,964

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Originally Posted by WateryBoil

taxes r 4 jokers

but i mean this is a poker forum how many actual pay tax on winnings? ive never, or had a job, just sports n poker. i dont know how to file tax and im 29 lols.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...1&postcount=10

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10-10-2020 , 04:25 AM

#144

Always Folding II

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Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 62

Sup. Got corona virus but survived. They breed them strong where i'm from.

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10-10-2020 , 01:01 PM

#145

PANRIPPER

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 400

I got the Bud Light virus. Luckily it's piss weak where I'm from

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10-10-2020 , 01:21 PM

#146

PANRIPPER

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 400

Find it suspicious you don't know whether it's 2 or 3 exotic gfs

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10-10-2020 , 01:23 PM

#147

PANRIPPER

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 400

Not paying taxes is fine until you want to have assets like a house etc

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10-10-2020 , 09:01 PM

#148

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Ah, my fan club returns!

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10-10-2020 , 11:54 PM

#149

Always Folding II

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Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 62

PANRIPPER has never heard of trusts and offshore banks. Paying tax for anything is a joke.

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10-11-2020 , 12:00 AM

#150

Always Folding II

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Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 62

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Ah, my fan club returns!

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