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10-30-2018 , 12:25 AM

Always Folding II

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Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 62

Sup Peeps
I'm originally from NYC in US. Been an online poker pro for the past 15 years. Had to move to Asia after Black Friday. Been absolutely crushing for years, around 500K a year in the early days down to only making around 150K now days. Got my own mint penthouse, a ferrari, and 2 or 3 different exotic asian girlfriends. Pretty much living the dream. Had some pretty wild parties at my place as well.

Have never ever paid a cent to the tax man since becoming a pro. Got an amazing accountant "Harry" who has dealt with it all. Fk the IRS. I love my life.

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10-30-2018 , 01:05 AM

durango155

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,818

Ohhhh

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10-30-2018 , 03:31 AM

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,131

Not good

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10-30-2018 , 03:48 AM

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,194

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10-30-2018 , 04:16 AM

Always Folding II

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Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 62

You young punks are doing it wrong. Taxes are for Friar Tuck. I spent three years playing poker with Uncle Drew. He was making a million a year, with a graph more right angled then a triangle. Don't worry tho I left a clause in my will "Pay all my taxes if there is anything left" shud cover it.

I am that person who turns up to your party, takes a huge bite out of the block of cheese in your fridge, then bangs ur girlfriend in the pool room. Never been beaten up. Yet

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10-30-2018 , 01:30 PM

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 25,424

Is "Harry" from Holland? Asking for a friend.

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10-30-2018 , 01:42 PM

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 13,172

Harry from Holland

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10-30-2018 , 02:05 PM

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 7,244

**** off.

- BBV

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10-30-2018 , 02:45 PM

Always Folding II

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Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 62

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

Is "Harry" from Holland? Asking for a friend.

Can't disclose that. You might be a secret FBI Informative.

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10-30-2018 , 03:29 PM

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Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,976

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10-30-2018 , 03:31 PM

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Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,976

Thread saved:

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10-30-2018 , 07:07 PM

#12

Rapidesh123

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 6,195

u play like A trained monkey, sorry.
If you belive he 5 bet ur 4 bet alot, wtf does
It tell u? J8 easy 4 bet Bluff...easy fold to 3 bet.
Vs this player.U SEE? U got lucky this time, j high flop And no clue
What ur doing. Stubborn also to many good
Advice itt. If u have played poker for 5years
Pluss and still stuck in micros u have 2 options.
Do something about it or slow down and quit/play for fun.
In your head u are this awsome player. Waste of time.
You wanna end up working in A factory untill ur 80 years
Old? Then they rip u off for ur fkn pention?
U gotta change ur **** now!!
Time to hit the lab.

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10-31-2018 , 03:17 AM

#13

swissodds

adept

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 1,103

Sick brag

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10-31-2018 , 03:58 AM

#14

SolarAU

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 1,795

The only taxes I've ever paid on poker earnings were some small cashes in the US.

Australia is perfect tax haven for poker players, but rip online poker

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10-31-2018 , 11:52 AM

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robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,831

Lambo > Ferrari

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11-04-2018 , 12:19 AM

#16

ZeckoRiver

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 5,590

sounds believable

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11-04-2018 , 12:36 AM

#17

Always Folding II

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Join Date: Oct 2018 Posts: 62

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Originally Posted by Rapidesh123

I never even posted a hand. You sound like u belong in a mental hospital

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11-04-2018 , 04:26 PM

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vrael111

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Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 2,988

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Originally Posted by robert_utk

Lambo > Ferrari

/thread

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11-04-2018 , 08:04 PM

#19

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,194

yes

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11-04-2018 , 09:21 PM

#20

Rapidesh123

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 6,195

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11-05-2018 , 09:09 AM

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Carl Trooper

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,683

TLDR:

OP made a new account to try and rustle jimmies
OP is a Virgin

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11-05-2018 , 11:43 AM

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AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

I've always paid my taxes and all my hot Asian girlfriends bought ME things.

This is why you are the sequel.

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11-05-2018 , 12:17 PM

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AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

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Originally Posted by Sheep86

**** off.

- BBV

Classic, timeless Mr. Sheep.

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11-05-2018 , 03:34 PM

#24

H0RUS

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Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,194

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I've always paid my taxes and all my hot Asian girlfriends bought ME things.

This is why you are the sequel.

man of the year!

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11-05-2018 , 09:28 PM

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Always Folding II

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Originally Posted by Sheep86

**** off.

- BBV

Your just a young punk relying on Tinder to get women boyo. Meanwhile Always Folding II is going straight to the club, getting bottle service and the women are flocking to him like moths to a flame. Give the master some respect.

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