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06-22-2017 , 02:48 PM

#1326

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

That's Morph uploading a virus to your computer.

06-22-2017 , 02:51 PM

#1327

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

06-22-2017 , 02:52 PM

#1328

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Morph is way too old to even know where to find the upload-button on his keyboard. Sammy is not concerned.

06-22-2017 , 02:53 PM

#1329

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Why did the chicken cross the street?

FYP

06-22-2017 , 02:56 PM

#1330

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

FYP

I thought the joke was self-explanatory.

I forgot we had Denmarkians in here, so maybe I should have been clearer.

06-22-2017 , 02:59 PM

#1331

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Sammy, I didn't know you sold drugs to chickens.

06-22-2017 , 02:59 PM

#1332

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I thought the joke was self-explanatory.

I forgot we had Denmarkians in here, so maybe I should have been clearer.

You didn't even get the joke, before Sammy fyp. You just thought it was a funny chicken.

06-22-2017 , 03:01 PM

#1333

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Sammy, I didn't know you sold drugs to chickens.

In Denmark we feed pigs with chickens. Drugs are bad...

06-22-2017 , 03:02 PM

#1334

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

So you're eating meat made out of the meat of another meat?

This is very Denmark.

06-22-2017 , 03:03 PM

#1335

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Yeah, we're cool like that

06-22-2017 , 03:04 PM

#1336

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

So you're eating meat made out of the meat of another meat?

Meatception

06-22-2017 , 03:08 PM

#1337

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Sammy likes to eat meat.

06-22-2017 , 03:11 PM

#1338

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Fiddle is right

edit: Sammy just got it now

Spoiler:

06-22-2017 , 03:13 PM

#1339

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

with sperm sauce.

06-22-2017 , 03:33 PM

#1340

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

Meatception

Gypsie, I was going to say that but I omitted it. I am proud of you.

06-22-2017 , 03:37 PM

#1341

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Gypsie, I was going to say that but I omitted it. I am proud of you.

Easy game!

06-22-2017 , 04:40 PM

#1342

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Anyone comparing any tropical clinched to middle-earth or wherever Scandinavia is (it doesn't really matter, it's Scandinavia) is doing it wrong

06-22-2017 , 04:45 PM

#1343

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Anyone comparing any tropical clinched to middle-earth or wherever Scandinavia is (it doesn't really matter, it's Scandinavia) is doing it wrong

You and Fiddle are just butt hurt, that Sammy picked Mr.mmmKay to have sex with over you. Maybe if you got those thumbs fixed, you wouldn't get chosen last next time.

06-22-2017 , 05:04 PM

#1344

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

so, we are here to rewrite
the bible. I knew this bbv thing happened for a reason

06-22-2017 , 05:05 PM

#1345

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i just have a hard time believing sammy is the choosen one too

06-22-2017 , 05:17 PM

#1346

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

fidstar-poker is God, Sammy2bullets is Jesus, we are the disciples, FranFran

06-22-2017 , 05:18 PM

#1347

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Believe it Fran. Sammy is The One

06-22-2017 , 05:19 PM

#1348

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Basically we're writing the Bible, they're just subjects

06-22-2017 , 05:20 PM

#1349

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

1. Mr Always Folding I enjoyed your TR sir, nh
2. Sammy2Bullets let me know if you are on the 50/100 PLO tables I will rail you while I work

06-22-2017 , 05:25 PM

#1350

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

1. Mr Always Folding I enjoyed your TR sir, nh
2. Sammy2Bullets let me know if you are on the 50/100 PLO tables I will rail you while I work

Sammy has been trying to play, but Danes have some NEM-ID problems atm, so don't know when it'll be. Sammy's starting to ger really drunk, so he's in the perfect mood to play.

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