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06-17-2017 , 06:03 PM
Here it is: the most lol tourney online. We're at 30000/60000/6000 and a single rebuy will get you $T100000, or 1.7bb. There are 12 levels levels left before the rebuy ends. Presumably by then a double rebuy will get you half a bb at most. There's people at the table who've spent $30 or more on rebuys already and the mincash will probably be around $12



The incentive is: If you can make it all the way to the stratospheric add-on level, you can buy a T$10,000,000 add-on for $2.

Last edited by suitedjustice; 06-17-2017 at 06:12 PM.
06-17-2017 , 06:24 PM
too much math, im drunk ffs
06-17-2017 , 06:27 PM
That is a lot, sorry. Some guy named 1bullet bought in 6 times then gave up. That's it in a nutshell.
06-17-2017 , 06:28 PM
Just swicth to Spilmaks, liek the Danish
06-17-2017 , 06:28 PM
Also aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
06-17-2017 , 06:29 PM
aaaaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA S S S A A
06-17-2017 , 06:30 PM
wine beer and sekeeoing pilal, I blamw Obama
06-17-2017 , 06:33 PM
i blame hendrick,s that mother****er aaaa a aa a and his little ****ty henry friend
06-17-2017 , 06:38 PM
Wow SJ the trouble an American has to go through to play a few MTTs on a weekend afternoon off. FOR SHAME Federal government! Tax dollars thrown away
06-17-2017 , 06:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus
Wow SJ the trouble an American has to go through to play a few MTTs on a weekend afternoon off. FOR SHAME Federal government! Tax dollars thrown away
They don't have enough players. They're trying to gin up $4k out of 400 players at $2 a pop, so they have to resort to carny tactics. C'mon, you almost made it. Just buy in one more time and you'll run it up.
06-17-2017 , 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Le Mans 2017 starts in less than 3 hours. The record for most victories is ofc held by a Dane. Tom Kristensen won his 9th victory in 2013 and would have retired as the greatest race car driver in history if that title wouldn't belong to Michael Schumacher.
fyp
06-17-2017 , 07:02 PM
I've never stalled before, but with 5 min left before a $10 million add-on and the average stack at $2.3 mil, that might be the correct play for once.

06-17-2017 , 07:03 PM
Sounds like a good plan
06-17-2017 , 07:05 PM
do it
06-17-2017 , 07:09 PM
****ers pushed back the add-on level. I've been bamboozled.
06-17-2017 , 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
****ers pushed back the add-on level. I've been bamboozled.


Obv sham website - no honest money in online poker anymore, everything is rigtarded
06-17-2017 , 07:16 PM
I see what they did there. Late reg ends at level 36. The add-ons hit at level 40. That keeps people from late regging for a quarter BB and immediately taking the add on. Fair enough.
06-17-2017 , 07:19 PM
Move up where they respect your add-ons.
06-17-2017 , 07:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Move up where they respect your add-ons.
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06-17-2017 , 07:56 PM
good luck winning dem flips. I'm having a chip sandwich for lunch and gonna play $11 mini saturday ko on stars. Hopefully get some drunken donks on my table.
06-17-2017 , 07:59 PM
GLGL. Ship the sugar.
06-17-2017 , 08:01 PM
Crosspost from oot weed thread:

Beat: I shattered a $500 bong
Brag: I have 4 back up pieces
Variance: Injury is bad but could have been terrible.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus
Well I had a disaster that turned into a near severe medical emergency:

TL;DR I made an early morning mistake and shattered one of my crown Roor's. it sliced my right pinky and through a miracle healing I'm OK [emoji106]

So early Friday morning I finish up some editing and head to the sink with the bong to clean it for a sesh. I put it down and got some reason tried to reach past it instead of around it to get the rubbing alc. I bump the chamber with the back of my left hand and I try to reach across out of instinct and grab the beaker before it nosedives into the sink.

Nope. My hand gets there just as it's making contact with the faucet. My pinky was closest and the major break is just above the beaker slicing my pinky badly. The glass in the sink looks like I slammed it beaker first into the sink - absolute destruction:

RIP Blue Crown [emoji146]:



So obviously no picture of the break because I'm dealing with a badly sliced pinky finger pad. Instantly it spills blood all over the floor, counter and myself. I grab the peroxide that's above the sink and dump it over my finger (I keep a really clean bong so not worried about resin in my cut just want to ensure it's clean.

I run the to bathroom and get pressure and a gauze wrap on the finger but it looks bad so I set an alarm to go to the urgent care at 8am and nap on the couch with my hand over my head to reduce blood flow. I woke up and it had stopped bleeding almost entirely on and was closing on it's own.

30 hours after the cut:


I'm sort of surprised at how well it's healed without professional medical attention. Super lucky this wasn't worse or on a mor vital part of my body like my wrist. A big wake up call for being tired and messing with cleaning the glass. The $500 piece being gone is sad but I'm over it because I'm feeling so fortunate for being OK.
06-17-2017 , 08:15 PM
Ouch.

How can a bong be worth $500 though?
06-17-2017 , 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Ouch.

How can a bong be worth $500 though?


Limited run of roor crowns custom blown by one of their original artist. I have a couple they hit cleaner and smoother than anything else even many vaporizers (and hit stronger/taste bettter)

Full disclosure I didn't pay retail I payed about $400 each for two and 325 or 350 for the other.

I played D1 college soccer and several of my teammates smoked too. We worked on finding th cleanest and smoothest ways to smoke so as to not hurt our fitness - glass on glass roor or a volcano vaporizer were the winners. Out 3 most fit guys were my smoking buddies. I was not in that group but I had other fitness issues like being a big MFer (6 foot, 205 lbs as a sr in HS)
06-17-2017 , 08:39 PM
My younger brother played soccer in the States on scholarship in NYC. That cut looks nasty.

      
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