Open Side Menu Go to the Top
Register
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Beat: I run like a sausage at life

04-23-2010 , 12:32 AM
Running like a sausage : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4HMRtxY-ik


Beating your sausage (aka Sausagegate) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9kJ...eature=related
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 12:34 AM
Lol @ endolphins
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 12:35 AM
if a sausage can run then i guess that gives me a bit of hope
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 12:36 AM
Was the king a previous baller turned busto or just trying to go robusto?Either way this guys good stuff.
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 12:50 AM
Title made me rofl
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 12:51 AM
Long live the KING!
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 01:04 AM
tl,dr (yet), but I love the title.
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 01:45 AM
5*again
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 01:47 AM
Sausages can't run.... they can simple roll around on the ground and since they are a banana shape they only roll around in circles, straight lines are impossible
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 03:21 AM
please don't stop posting
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 03:28 AM
OP is on shrooms
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 03:28 AM
someone needs to do a song on king niche's life
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 03:38 AM
Umm, sry for being sceptical but is there any proof of his stories, something tells me he is making up these stories...
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 03:50 AM
Its been too long King Niche. I used to check your blog once a week until there was no updates for like 2 months

/fanboy
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 04:14 AM
not enough werewolf moves imo
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 04:21 AM
sorry mad dog...life kind of sharted on me.. and im still in recovery..didnt want to abandon everyone especially the people who have had my back since day one...id take a haymaker in the walnut sock for those BBV people..but sometimes all u can do is crawl into your cocoon and become a fetis.. especially when the action dries up..
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 04:51 AM
crystals for anti-jesus ITT.

I was wondering where you were at too, KN. If you're down, keep in mind that your stories make people happier than the career of some office monkey who doesn't have the stones to play .02/.05 let alone take the shots like you.
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 05:14 AM
The king is back?

Good luck sir and may the run good be with you. See you at 1knl hu in 4 weeks time
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 05:18 AM
prolonging a dump! haha CLASSIC!
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 05:41 AM
Lol, cant belive there hasnt been any ghey referenses/funny comments on the sausage title yet
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 06:01 AM
<333 the king is back
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 06:13 AM
one day the stakes will flow like wine, the women will be all buttered up and ready to marinate, and then from the top of the world you will wear your crown like a **** ring and the endolphins will be free to swim in unpolluted waters.

remember kids all ways wear a raincoat, syphilis is a hell of a drug....
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 06:42 AM
Ty King for crawling out of your cocoon and sharing with us your awesome writing and wit.

Keep those endolphins flowing buddy!
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 08:23 AM
i never would of made it through the arkansas mud if i hadnt been riding on a tennessee stud
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote
04-23-2010 , 09:11 AM
Do endolphins in your brain make you a poker fish I wonder?

In before mammal nittery.
Beat: I run like a sausage at life Quote

      
m