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04-22-2010 , 11:33 PM
do you know what its like to max all your credit cards and pawn your father in laws chevy silverado..thats what I did and failed in every shot I took.. one of the home games was rigged but I still played because it was the only game going and im a true grinder..losing everything you own and getting into mountains of debt with no way out just like my daddy...he would be so proud..no he wouldnt he would call me a whiney little pussy hole..that hurts..but id still give anything to have him beat my pink ass with a buckle..you dont miss what youve got till they rake the pot..

ive been trying to rambo the live cash games because its my bread and pudding.. I call it riding the dragon...my poker buddy bob wire says that I need to stop living on that diving board at the top of the mountain..but i've never played safe..poker is risk..it sends endolphins to your brain sends blood up the tube steak..isnt that what we live for?

But i dont wanna end up like mike the mouth in jail betting on cockroaches, i dont want to end up like danny greanu with no hair trying to prove to to the internet players he can hang on like a tupee..i liked him better in HSP season 1 episode 1 when he bought in for a million and steamrolled..these days he just wants to check check and level himself..nuts like acorns


im pretty ****ing lonly right now..Bob Wire is on a downswing and his mother has started praying that he loses this tilted bob so hard because he is superstitious and bought some crystals for some anti jesus...Larry longlegs is living it up in peru..he called me saying how he is getting quite a few stds... and he met a virgin out there and had to google ways to get into her pussy..lucky bastard...i told him that you either need to get her to ride a horse or hump with a horse to break the hyphen...hes like HAHA THATS MY KING

hes a good guy and decided to go and live with a bunch of penguins and help the starving kids and expand his soul... the guy is a giant his soul must be like a planet..his hands can probably crush coconuts his legs are long and dangly his **** must be huge..they call him gringo in peru and gave him a giant bed and inflatable piano..he said that while he grinds on stars the nuns give him high fives..sick life

meanwhile im waking up with ashy mouth..its pretty sad when the only thing that brightens your day is prolonging a dump..its tough being away from vegas..its tough waking up next to my fat girlfriend the mammottotamus..little chip is geting big and he is who i live for and the dream of returning to vegas hitting up my fathers grave and then going to the nugget..maybe those guys have forgotten about me...they used to say "There goes the progeny Niche Jnr"..i felt like somebody..i feel dead here...dead inside...life right now is seven deuce

I cant see a way out. I was listening to a song earlier life goes on by 2pac and i started imagining my own poker funeral..and this is what I wrote down

bury me smiling with chips in my pocket
have a sit n go funeral let every player prop it
let the railbirds that I used to know
from way before fleece my pockets from my head to my toe
give me a paper and pen so i can write about my degen
a bran new decks of cards in case I dont get in...
tell all my family im a grinder
nobody cries when we die
we poker players let us ride..


I hope you all are looking after yourselfes and have grind on the mind
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04-22-2010 , 11:34 PM
Didnt read yet but Firssssst!
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04-22-2010 , 11:34 PM
tl;dr
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04-22-2010 , 11:38 PM
"Life right now is seven deuce"
Keep your head up Niche. God speed and take down a big one
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04-22-2010 , 11:39 PM
ive already taken down a big one...she wants to sit on my face and suffocate me most mornings
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04-22-2010 , 11:41 PM
[x] king niche tilts me
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04-22-2010 , 11:41 PM
5th
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04-22-2010 , 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by swangEZ
[x] king niche tilts me
i dont mean to be a depressing monster..just been dealt rags and i cant carry it off in style like some hobos can

this may sound dumb but BBV is one of the few places where I feel happy
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04-22-2010 , 11:47 PM
am absolutely creasing, started to cry i was laughing so hard when i was reading this, one of your best posts ever.....ride teh dragon

Grind on the Mind
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04-22-2010 , 11:49 PM
LEGEND
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04-22-2010 , 11:50 PM
gd it i luv u king niche
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04-22-2010 , 11:52 PM
in on pg1
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04-22-2010 , 11:53 PM
I appreciate that guys..i tried jerking off earlier to cheer myself up but i just felt worse banging my hand so i came to BBV and I am glad I did...its not easy coming here when you feel like a fail fart
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04-23-2010 , 12:03 AM
mmm, sausage

[x] gotm
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04-23-2010 , 12:04 AM
the title
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04-23-2010 , 12:07 AM
much love king niche
remember theres a heaven for a G
grind on the mind
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04-23-2010 , 12:09 AM
sausages run pretty well, brah

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04-23-2010 , 12:10 AM
my favorite part

"he said that while he grinds on stars the nuns give him high fives..sick life"
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04-23-2010 , 12:12 AM
<3 king niche

Last edited by InFlamesWeTrust; 04-23-2010 at 12:20 AM. Reason: so many late 2009/2010 posters who dont know, long live the legend!
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04-23-2010 , 12:19 AM
end up like mike the mouth in jail betting on cockroaches
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04-23-2010 , 12:20 AM
WTF?
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04-23-2010 , 12:21 AM
This is one of your best posts yet King. Keep your head up, and your days with the crotch monkeys will be over before you know it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfXwmDGJAB8
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04-23-2010 , 12:22 AM
Endolphins itt.
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04-23-2010 , 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by swd805
This is one of your best posts yet King. Keep your head up, and your days with the crotch monkeys will be over before you know it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfXwmDGJAB8
thanks for having my back when I was in the gutter ass crack
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