BBV Confession thread 2009 - Page 2 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

People, please try to understand what the thread is before contributing to it. The idea is to confess crazy or scandalous things that you would want to be anonymous about. Read the original thread that is linked to in the OP.

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03-21-2009 , 06:28 PM

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phillipemoren

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Originally Posted by corbalt

that doesnt make any sense

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03-21-2009 , 06:41 PM

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BartJ385

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Originally Posted by phillipemoren

I once tongue kissed my hot female cousin when I was 15 and she was 16.

confessions, not brags!

I have never done drugs. Ever. Not even normal cigarettes. I did get pretty drunk, but never so hard that I had a blackout the next day.

(The only good aspect about that is - I have never made out (or worse) with an ugly chick)

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03-21-2009 , 06:47 PM

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chesterboy

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Well if we are comfortable just posting what does it matter if it anonymous or not? I don't think i've done anything in my life that I can't admit, unless it is to my mom of course.

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03-21-2009 , 06:53 PM

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corbalt

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Come on you sick bastards... dredge those rotting corpses out of your closets. The old thread was full of cousin ****ing and violent felonies.

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03-21-2009 , 06:57 PM

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phillipemoren

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I just sent you a confession so be sure to post it

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03-21-2009 , 06:58 PM

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brandyballs

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im in love with kristy gazes

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03-21-2009 , 06:59 PM

#34

Jubes

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Originally Posted by BartJ385

confessions, not brags!

I have never done drugs. Ever. Not even normal cigarettes. I did get pretty drunk, but never so hard that I had a blackout the next day.

(The true bad aspect about that is - I have never made out (or worse) with a chick)

FYP

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I once got so drunk i got home and went to sleep . Then in the morning ( 1 hour later) i woke up and had to pee very badly, verry veryy badly. But i was so drunk and still halve asleep ( i used to sleep walk when i was drunk) i couldnt find the bathroom. So i walked around the first floor checking every room , also my parents room twice, if there was a toilet. Although i probably have been in the bathroom several times, i still couldnt find it. So i got back to my room and found an old donald duck comic and urinated all over it.

next day i woke up and could swear i did something weird, but couldn't find out what it was. Until 2 weeks later i found the comic all wrinkly under my bed

You would think it would smell but it was completely odorless because of the amount of drinks i had

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03-21-2009 , 07:02 PM

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akhmedsbunny

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Originally Posted by BartJ385

[X] You have never made out with an ugly chick

[X] You have never made out with any chick

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03-21-2009 , 07:43 PM

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AcesVsMuck

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ha I forgot this one. When I was 7 we moved into this new place and I found a pic of a naked shemale in the garage torn out of a magazine or something. I had never seen a naked girl or anything before so I thought chicks had dicks until I was 12 and found out the truth in a very embarrasing discussion with a girl I had a crush on, involving where she had gotten some gum stuck in the bath and I just couldn't figure out where.

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This is the best. Sorta thing you would read on FML

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03-21-2009 , 08:09 PM

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wackybrak

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i am borderline obsessed with one of my gf's best friends.. not really that bad but i feel like a total degen

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03-21-2009 , 08:34 PM

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GreyCat

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Originally Posted by chesterboy

Oh yeah, when I was 16 I stole about 3k from burger king over about 3 month period. I wouldn't ring up some peoples drinks and kept track of the extra money in the register and pocketed $20 everytime it added up to that.

No excuses there, I just didn't give a crap.

That 3k how i got bankrolled for the coin thing. Nice way to start off making money in life huh.

do you coach at life scamming

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03-21-2009 , 09:02 PM

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StrictlyStrategy

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I don't know if girls poop or not.

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03-21-2009 , 09:18 PM

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lucky_scrote

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3 confessions from you speak good england

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i was drunk and pissed in my socks draw, i realized that the next day when i looked for some socks

i was drunk and pissed off a balcony

i slept with my coworkers(summer job) gf and she got pregnant, he caught us messing around 3 times!(i got punched in the face the last time,kicked him back; i regret that now). She was like 7-8 years older then me, and he was 25 years older

i had messed out with 30 different girls before i reached 17

since i started playing poker more seriously i didn't get laid in last 8 months

in the fitness i visit, there's a girl which throws herself at me,but i just don't want get involved or even **** her cus it would take to much time from playing poker

i did watch shemale porn and jerked off

i had 3 horrible car accidents, i was always drunk behind the wheel. Totally crashed all 3 cars and got away only with scratches

tl;dr tbh

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I met a girl over a game on the internet. At the time I lived in Boston and she lived in a suburb of Los Angeles. She would get naked on a webcam for me. At this time in my life I had just quit my job and dropped out of college; not much was happening for me in the way of real life. So I became more and more involved with this girl, talking pretty much all day on the phone and playing this game online, then at night phone sex and web cam. She was a seriously hot petite Asian girl.

She suggests that I fly to California to see her. I tell her I have no money. But eventually she convinces me and I agree. So I buy a plane ticket and make arrangements. The day before I am supposed to fly out, she tells me she met another guy from the same ****ing internet game, who she just spent the day with and she really likes him. I am obviously upset and I tell her that I can't get my money back from the ticket. Does she still want me to come? Do I still want to come? This horrible confused chaotic thing, her giving me mixed messages as to how she still feels about me and how serious this other guy is. After a chaotic discussion I decide to still come since I couldn't ****ing get my money back for the ticket.

Fast forward through planes and trains, I finally get to her house and she is incredibly cold to me. Doesn't seem to care at all about the trouble I went to to get to her. Doesn't seem like the same girl I was having hot sexy internet and telephone lovin' with. Now we're stuck there together at her parents' house (them being on vacation, I was 19 she 18 btw) for 2 weeks and **** is AWKWARD. All she seems to want to do is play monopoly. She tries to make it out like there's something wrong with me for assuming, based on the romantic context of our relationship over the internet, that such things would continue. To this day it boggles my mind how totally indifferent and apathetic she was about how much trouble and expense I had gone to to get to California, the fact it was originally her idea, and the fact that she had led me on only to suddenly bring in this other guy. We were both young and stupid so whatever, believe me I consider myself to be at fault
for being so stupid.

So after awkward few days of playing monopoly and computer games, we decide to borrow her parents' car and I take her out to dinner, we have a pretty good time although she's very bossy, telling me how i should be eating my dinner. When we get back we're pretty close on the couch and relaxing for the first time. When I go to kiss her she pulls back. I say what's wrong? She says I can't kiss you. I say why? She says because of Larry. That's the name of this guy she supposedly just met.

Some days later, getting close to the day I fly back to Massachusetts, both really not enjoying ourselves, awkward tension in the air, 50th ****ing game of monopoly, I manage to make out with her a little on her bed. What followed was by far the most awkward, unpleasant sexual experience I've ever had. Making out she was so COLD, to this day I've not ever kissed a girl who had less response, less heat, less energy while kissing.

And yet we continued. We never had full vaginal sex, thank god. I'll give two gross and awful details from this experience. At one point I was lying down and she was giving me head. She sucked at it, and I'm sure the total lack of chemistry between us didn't help, and I was having trouble coming (even though like I said this girl is, physically at least, very hot, a 9 easily, especially if you like little Asian chicks) so I start jerking myself off with the head of my penis still in her mouth. When I come, she spits up everything all over my stomach and runs into the bathroom and closes the door.

At another point I'm trying desperately with everything in my 19 year old toolkit to get this girl aroused even one or two degrees above ice cold. When I go to lick her pussy she tells me not to, but she indicates that she likes being fingered. As you can imagine there's a lot of mixed and chaotic emotions going on with me, I really liked this girl before the ****ing Larry thing, and I still kinda liked her, and I was definitely physically attracted to her. I was conflicted: I was really pissed and confused and hurt by the fact that she got me to come all that way at such cost then gave me a cold shoulder, but I was also thinking maybe I could still make something good of this, maybe I could really impress her and make her fall in love with me and forget about this other guy. I was only 19 and she was gorgeous. So I was trying really, really hard to make her enjoy herself, totally focused and committed, putting all my effort into fingering her as she
kept telling me to go faster, harder. As this was the only positive or warm signal she had sent me at all, I eagerly obeyed, moving my fingers in and out as rapidly as possible.

She was adamant about no pussy eating and no sex, so what other choice did I have? I finger her like a ****ing power drill. I mean I'm going at it HARD. And she is responding, making small good moans, and her pussy is getting wet. Really wet. I'm starting to feel a tiny bit of happiness and confidence for the first time since coming there, start to think ok good maybe this is going to work out, I'll make her come this way, things will progress, I've still got a few days. That's when I notice an odd smell, and in the dim light I pull out my fingers and look at them. My fingers, her thighs, and the bed are all totally soaked in blood. She runs off to the bathroom and closes the door. I'm just horrified. I think she's on her period but she tells me through the bathroom door she's not, and she's in a lot of pain that she wasn't in before. Turns out my fingernails were not well manicured, and somewhere in there they scraped against the vaginal wall.

You can imagine how the rest of the visit went. I met another girl some time later off the internet and it actually went about as badly. After that I decided no more meeting girls on the internet.

There's a lot of other stuff I was thinking of writing that would fit the bill, but this is long enough already. I did once come all over my own face while titty ****ing a girl.

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03-21-2009 , 09:24 PM

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lucky_scrote

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Another, he was in a rush so w/e

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Around 4 years ago when I was in High School (16) a female teacher came on to me, but she was always this jokingly teacher that got along with everyone so I never really thought anything about it. A couple of weeks later she made me stay after school and asked me about my relationship status and other odd subjects teachers wouldn't normally ask, I told her I wasn't really seeing anyone and jokingly gave her a winking smile.( Lots of touching, taking...1-2 hours pass by) She says she can give a lift home.... We end up at her house and she tells me she just needs to get a few stuff "come in, it'll just be a few minutes, get comfortable" she told me while smiling. Few minutes later she comes out in a skimpy nightgown and just sits on my lap and she tells me "Think I couldn't see you looking at me?" she sits on my lap and my **** gets hard, she start rubbing it and gently kissing me asking me "you want some of this don't you?" She unzips my pants and start playing with it, stroking it very gently and heavily breathing on it, she takes everything off and start rubbing her tits against my ****, we sexc for about an hour and she starts crying about how she just ruinde both of our lifes and how I should never tell anyone about this, she then drives me home, I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to my teacher, see ya later.

Here's my confession.

I was on my walk home tonight, I'm totally drunk so FU, some random dude picked me up and threw me in a flower bed. He then proceeded to dry hump me. I laughed cos I'm drunk HAWHAAHAHAH

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03-21-2009 , 09:27 PM

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tbhouston

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I once had sex with a white girl. it was awful, so pasty pale...

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03-21-2009 , 09:28 PM

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brycead

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^cliffnotes?

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03-21-2009 , 09:35 PM

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wackybrak

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^cliffnotes?

he had sex with a white girl, it sucked

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03-21-2009 , 09:55 PM

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gorlom

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Originally Posted by wackybrak

he had sex with a white girl, it sucked

this was the only post that made me laugh

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03-21-2009 , 09:56 PM

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loknar

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Originally Posted by brycead

^cliffnotes?

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Originally Posted by wackybrak

he had sex with a white girl, it sucked

he sucks at sex

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03-21-2009 , 10:16 PM

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rmoriar1

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lol that last one is pretty good

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03-21-2009 , 10:25 PM

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nghiemster

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this thread is getting interesting, more please.

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03-21-2009 , 11:12 PM

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Koshur

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moarrrrrr

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03-22-2009 , 01:28 AM

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Flawless_CED

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She was adamant about no pussy eating and no sex, so what other choice did I have? I finger her like a ****ing power drill. I mean I'm going at it HARD. And she is responding, making small good moans, and her pussy is getting wet. Really wet. I'm starting to feel a tiny bit of happiness and confidence for the first time since coming there, start to think ok good maybe this is going to work out, I'll make her come this way, things will progress, I've still got a few days. That's when I notice an odd smell, and in the dim light I pull out my fingers and look at them. My fingers, her thighs, and the bed are all totally soaked in blood. She runs off to the bathroom and closes the door. I'm just horrified. I think she's on her period but she tells me through the bathroom door she's not, and she's in a lot of pain that she wasn't in before. Turns out my fingernails were not well manicured, and somewhere in there they scraped against the vaginal wall.

Immediately when you mentioned ramming and jamming your fingers in there as hard as possible I was thinking something like this would possibly happen, damn man, mean L.

The one after that about the guy hooking up with his teacher is sweet, needs pics though imo.

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