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09-11-2013 , 09:16 AM
best youtube video of all time:

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09-11-2013 , 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Liverpool
Toss up
echar a cara o cruz'n63
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09-11-2013 , 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Cruizn63
just one post before i go to sleep.


Mexico did not play 50%. Mexico played at 35% and that 35% was still enough to dominate the majority of this game. we were without a doubt the much better team before and after the first USA goal. i'm no going to say that we created dozens of chances and we were unlucky not to score. i'm just saying that if one team deserved to win tonight, it was Mexico because USA was absolute dog****. there is a reason why jurgen celebrated the way he did. because he knows he ****ing binked it and they weren't deserving of going in front.

i didn't see the last 10-15mins of the game because i knew we were pretty much dead when we went down 2-0. i just couldnt take i anymore. i know i might come off as a douchy internet poster, but i'm a genuinely nice guy and i dont deserve what is happening to my national team. we deserve to be vying for a spot in pot 1 right now, but instead, i have to hope that we don't blow it vs Panama next month.

gg usa. you scored a goal then you made sure the pressure killed us. this game never ends like this if Mexico was leading or in second of the hexagonal. we would have played freely and you better believe that we would have won tonight. but no, instead you got us playing during a time where our players seem too scared to play under this pressure.
You don't deserve ****. You don't represent your country playing soccer, all you do is ride their nuts. You are a douchy Internet poster. Pray to god you guys get to play New Zealand cuz that's your only shot of making it.
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09-11-2013 , 10:05 AM
Rarely watch soccer but USA! USA! USA! And of course, lolmehico!
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09-11-2013 , 10:22 AM
clicked on telemundo news, hit translate, and was not disappointed

hates the panamanians, hates the hondurans, and compared the US to a team of Africans

lolllllll

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One day when he tells the story of Mexican soccer national team level the chronicler refer to sadness and grief at the time this happens today by the "Tri", for some, the worst of all times. The 2-0 defeat to the United States simply confirmed that black hole that is Mexico.

Today, the "Tri" is not qualified for the 2014 World Cup. Not even to the place that gives the opportunity to fight in the playoffs with New Zealand the last ticket Concacaf area. For better goal difference, Panama-yes, the same Panama of boxers and baseball-ranked fourth in the World Cup qualifiers.

The U.S. victory in Columbus, Ohio has fallen like a sledgehammer in the Mexican footballing world. The word crisis is not enough to describe what happens with the selection. In addition there is also anxiety crises that the former football giant of the region is not going to Brazil with what this means huge losses for many who do business with the selection (from the major TV networks and sponsoring firms to the restaurant or bar from around the corner who benefits from the enthusiasm generated by the presence of Mexico in the World Cup).

Not to mention of course, the psychic blow, stomach, almost knockout footballing world that do not quite understand how this his "Tri", players who earn loads of money, many even in big teams in Europe, is treading water against what on paper are less than the Mexican selections.

If Honduras on Friday was very hard to be in the Azteca and to a country smaller and less developed than Mexico, the United States on Tuesday was the same or worse. Not only because it deepens the sense that all wrong, that everything is "a disaster" and "a tragedy", as the press calls it, but because it was against the hated rival. That of course has always been bigger and richer, but hard and rough for football.

In this technique there is something strange when you look at teams like Mexico and the U.S.. Mexicans have an ease with the ball at his feet in a sense almost natural as any South American or other Spanish country soccer tradition. Americans on the other hand, they are still hard, costing them dominate and move the ball, which is not something that comes naturally. Somewhat remind the Africans, even physical force. The detail of course is that this technique is only one aspect of the game. Although it costs, if the player controls the order and passes the ball even without the elegance and naturalness of the opponent, is enough to move the team and generate scoring chances.

The 2-0 repeats what were the previous markers "Tri" there in Columbus, Ohio to the United States. It is certainly an unlucky court for the "Tri". In this case not only lost but saw his opponent celebrating the World Cup qualifying. Mexico has two games left, one in the Azteca to Panama and one in San Jose, Costa Rica to a and also qualify for Brazil 2014 .. It is a month to see how it comes out of that black hole.

The "Tri" has bottomed. The coming days will be key to see if it has the vision and the wisdom to appoint technical salve classification. As showed in Columbus, Ohio, "El Flaco" Tena does not seem to be indicated. The two remaining games in October will be the last opportunity to challenge in the classification-either directly or through the playoffs, and make this black chapter in the history of Mexican soccer is not so sad and painful.
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09-11-2013 , 10:25 AM
Just jerked off to that article
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09-11-2013 , 10:33 AM
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09-11-2013 , 10:34 AM
Cruizn's response boils down to "if Mexico didn't suck then we'd be winning."

Well, guess what brah.
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09-11-2013 , 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by ClarkNasty
Since we are unlikely to be one of the top 8 seeds, whatever group has the USA in it is by default the group of death.
Exactly what I was thinking last night.

Sigh
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09-11-2013 , 11:23 AM
Poor Cruzin. I'm sure you're a nice guy and all but when you're the resident troll you're going to get trolled back.

I do feel sorry for lolmexicans. I can't think of a US equivalent to what's happening in lolmexico because no sporting event would ever humiliate and devastate our whole nation like this. And TBH as a nation they don't have a whole lot to be proud of lately.
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09-11-2013 , 11:25 AM
Mexico won the Olympics last year so they cant be that bad?
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09-11-2013 , 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by sethypooh21
Seriously though, more disappointing effort on the night, Cruizn or El Tri?
im not here to yell and make excuses everytime Mexico loses. im very sad right now and just dont have it in me to entertain you losers. i love my national team more than you love yours so you probably wouldnt understand.
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09-11-2013 , 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by theshocker7
Mexico won the Olympics last year so they cant be that bad?
Don't forget about their two World Cup titles!
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09-11-2013 , 11:34 AM
Apparently they're pretty good because they controlled the game while only at 35% playing level, just the score doesn't agree.
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09-11-2013 , 11:42 AM
i agree with one of the posters that quoted my post from last night. USA played at a pretty low % of what they are capable of and still won. its pretty embarrasing for Mexico because 35% like i said last night should have beat this USA team that was also around 35%. it was just a really bad game and both Mexico and USA didnt create anything at all for the most part (again, didnt watch last 15mins so if usa had decent chances during that time, it doesnt count bc gamewas over by then).
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09-11-2013 , 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Cruizn63
i agree with one of the posters that quoted my post from last night. USA played at a pretty low % of what they are capable of and still won. its pretty embarrasing for Mexico because 35% like i said last night should have beat this USA team that was also around 35%. it was just a really bad game and both Mexico and USA didnt create anything at all for the most part (again, didnt watch last 15mins so if usa had decent chances during that time, it doesnt count bc gamewas over by then).
I know you're just trolling, but if one or both teams don't play up to their capabilities (which is true, like, 99% of the time), the game still counts. Also, last I checked, it's the other team's job to prevent you from playing to your capabilities. HTH.
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09-11-2013 , 12:00 PM
Cruzin, Mexico only played at 34%. Get your facts straight.
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09-11-2013 , 12:09 PM
This got TL;DR but I feel it's comprehensive.

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Originally Posted by mucksandgravs
Exactly what I was thinking last night.

Sigh
three months ago:

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Originally Posted by loosekanen
just my experience wrt studying the seeding process. it seems in the past that FIFA will have pod 1 which is host + top 7 as has been stated. Then they will separate the pods into something like pod 2 = UEFA teams, pod 3 = Africa + Conmebol, pod 4 = CONCACAF + Asia... so USA and Mexico are, in that scenario, very likely to end up in a difficult group, although in 2010 that didn't happen with Meixco lucking out pooling with the host and USA lucking out with Algeria instead of an Ivory Coast, Uruguay, Chile or (shudder) Ghana. In this scenario it's not us hoping to stay out of a tough group. We are resigned to it and the other teams are hoping to avoid us from our pod.

It's completely plausible to see something like a Germany, USA, Ghana, Russia group for next WC if they pod as they did last time. Which... certainly does not bode well for our chances.

cliffs: if they pod as they did last time any chance of us drawing a team from Asia into our group is impossible. Not saying I'd particularly want to see Japan or South Korea next cup but it would be preferable to a lot of other sides we stand to draw.


Here are your 8 teams:

6 guarantees:
Spain, Germany, Netherlands, Italy, Brazil, Argentina

2 slots remain. Teams of interest (lolFIFArankings cited. But lolFIFA seeds the ****ing tourney):

Croatia (8th) and Belgium (10th and the last team to defeat us other than Costa Rica) are in the same UEFA group and whoever wins it will rank ahead of us in the pecking order most likely. It's going to be Belgium as they're 5 points clear. They'll most likely be seeded ahead of us.

Russia (16) and Portugal (7) are also in the same UEFA group. Portugal, if they win the group will surely be ahead of us. Russia didn't make WC2010 and that matters in seeding. I think we're SLIGHTLY ahead of them in a h2h for a seed. We should want Russia to win this group and Portugal to bomb out to a team like Sweden in the playoff.

Bosnia (13) and Greece (11) are tied atop their group. That friendly comeback in Bosnia can't hurt us certainly. We should root for them to win this group. Greece will likely fall below us even if they win in a playoff. A Greece > Portugal/Croatia playoff win would be pretty ideal for our chances. But not for the entertainment value of the tournament certainly.

That brings us to England (14) who earned an enormous 0-0 draw in Ukraine and now lead their group on 16 points ahead of Ukraine/Montenegro who are both at 15. They have two home matches remaining. One against Montenegro and one against Poland. The Montenegro match is essentially an eliminator for England if they lose and Ukraine get a result at Poland. This is the most important match upcoming in UEFA qualifying. Montenegro plays lowly Moldova and Ukraine has fellow minnow San Marino in their last fixtures respectively. So if Montenegro beats England there is no way for England to win that group and they likely do not qualify for Brazil. Their slot is probably only 60% guaranteed right now. That said, if they do win this group, our chances of being seeded above them are slim and none.

The final three curious teams are Switzerland (15) Uruguay (12) and Colombia (3!!)

Switzerland is waltzing through the easiest group of UEFA pool play. They're going to win it and haven't lost at all since May 2012. They hold some impressive friendly victories (Germany, Brazil, Croatia) as well but have a history of bombing out of tournies and haven't left pool play in any tourney that factors in the rankings.

Uruguay is looking at a playoff with Africa right now for their birth. But they have semis appearances from WC2010 and CONFEDCUP2012 to their names and ESPECIALLY that huge Copa America2011 Championship. But they have been **** on the road in qualifying (sounds a bit like us eh?) That's 4-0-3 at home and 2-4-1 on the road. Their next fixture is in Ecuador, a team they're fighting with for the last spot of auto qual from CONMEBOL. We need to root for Ecuador here. Forcing Uruguay to qualify through a playoff with AFC is pretty essential. If they qualify outright over Ecuador we probably have little shot of being seeded ahead of them.

Colombia is going to be the feel good story of WC2014. And they're currently sitting aloft a super inflated FIFA ranking just like we were headed into 2006. That said, they've dominated some matches in qualifying and they're going to qual easily. History says we should be seeded ahead of them. But it would not surprise me if we were not.

Also rans: Cote D'Ivoire, Chile, Ecuador, France, Ghana probably all have cases to be made against us. But if we're looking for best case scenarios here they have to be discounted, even though Ghana has put us out of the last two WCs and France is France. Their 2010 meltdown probably keeps them from being seeded. Not to mention their recent 4-2 loss to ****ing 73rd ranked Belarus.

So how does this possibly BEST play out for us? A possibility of 32 teams:

UEFA: auto qualifiers, Belgium, Italy, Germany, Netherlands, Switzerland, Russia, Bosnia, Montenegro, Spain

Playoff winners: Ukraine, Greece, Croatia, France

CAF: Ivory Coast, Ghana, Egypt, Nigeria, Senegal

AFC: Iran, Japan, South Korea, Australia

CONMEBOL: Argentina, Brazil, Ecuador, Colombia, Chile auto qualify. Uruguay qualifies through a playoff. Brazil host.

CONCACAF: USA, Costa Rica, Honduras, Mexico

In that scenario I think we have about a 5% chance at a seed. We would in that case need to have no more than ONE of these things NOT occur: England bombs out and doesn't qualify. Same for Portugal. Belgium would need to be severely punished for their lack of WC success. Ditto Russia, Switzerland and Montenegro. Colombia too and that FIFA ranking would need to be disregarded altogether. France would likely need to be punished by FIFA for their futility recently and their inability to qualify automatically. Uruguay would be dropped from a seed for failing to auto qualify without a playoff. Same for Croatia. The African teams will need to be judged to have not done enough. The fact that none of them won African Nations Cup does that.


Last edited by loosekanen; 09-11-2013 at 12:17 PM.
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09-11-2013 , 12:12 PM
Someone better confiscate Cruizns belt and shoe laces after mayweather wrecks his boy.
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09-11-2013 , 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Cruizn63
it was just a really bad game and both Mexico and USA didnt create anything at all for the most part (again, didnt watch last 15mins so if usa had decent chances during that time, it doesnt count bc gamewas over by then).
nah, it was a pretty awesome game.

at least your team is so bad you admit a 2-0 deficit with 15 minutes to play is completely insurmountable
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09-11-2013 , 12:14 PM
I love the US team more than you love Mexico cruzin, sorry brah
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09-11-2013 , 12:15 PM
Mexico's defense must be pretty awful to give up 2 goals on 0 goal-scoring chances.
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09-11-2013 , 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by loosekanen
Not to mention their recent 4-2 loss to ****ing 73rd ranked Belarus.
yes, let's not mention that since it was a 4-2 win
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09-11-2013 , 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Noze
I love the US team more than you love Mexico cruzin, sorry brah
Way more
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09-11-2013 , 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by andre006
yes, let's not mention that since it was a 4-2 win
i read my results wrong. cheerfully withdrawn.
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