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Originally Posted by SirOsis
Miller does not make any drinkable beers IMO. You would be surprised how popular PBR is in Portland, it's by far the most stocked beer.
Doesn't Miller own Leinenkugel now? I like a lot of their stuff. Though I guess buying out a small brewery isn't exactly "making" the beer.
Speaking of low end brew, back in college I went to a Halloween party as a white trash guy. Shaved my red beard into a
Joe Dirtesque pattern, put on my t-shirt that had black shoe polish stains, folded up an Auto Trader mag and stuffed it in my back pocket, wore an old pair of tight ripped up jeans that barely fit me. Wore a trucker hat I got from my gf's dad (this was still years before Kutcher popularized them) and topped it off by getting a 6 pack of Schlitz 16 oz cans and dangling the sixer from my belt once I removed the first can from the plastic thing. Was actually pretty sweet to be ably to carry around 6 beers like that and just pull one off whenever I was ready. I thought walking around and bumping into people would knock the beers off the plastic thing but it didn't.
Host's wife hadn't met me before so I pretended to just be a legit redneck and I apologized for not having time to dress up for Halloween and just kept saying things like "Yeah I'm workin' for the city, trying to put a little change in my pocket" and other various lines from movies like
Dazed and Confused. She was like "So how do you know Steve?" and I'm pretty sure I said I fixed his carburetor once or some nonsense.