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06-27-2013 , 07:28 PM

#73726

nutshot2

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 48,742

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06-27-2013 , 07:43 PM

#73727

Larry Legend

Celtic Pride

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 42,920

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Originally Posted by Riverman

Realtors confirmed most worthless/overpaid people ever.

I would say on "average" they don't get paid much because tons of people make nothing or do it part time.

But yes they just read a database.

Nutshot,

Research what comps in the area went for. That is what they based their price on and 99% of important info. After that its just negotiation.

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06-27-2013 , 08:10 PM

#73728

Holliday

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 22,226

Nutshot; it is bloody murder right now. Be prepared to hear "GFY" frequently in negotiations. Evidently expectations have flipped radically within the last 3 months.

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06-27-2013 , 09:20 PM

#73729

nutshot2

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 48,742

thanks bros

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06-27-2013 , 09:51 PM

#73730

Classic

formerly ClassicBob

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 5,962

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Originally Posted by Noze

I think I'm partial to "Jolly Green Jizz Face" myself

massively slow pony, but "you're not even a man, you're like a draft of a man, if the artist forgot to add pigment and self-respect" is a GOAT insult.

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06-27-2013 , 09:54 PM

#73731

schu_22

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 38,519

Excellent post Noze.

also lol women and finances. most are completely beyond help in that department

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06-27-2013 , 09:57 PM

#73732

ikestoys

banned

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 94,424

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Originally Posted by Noze

According to TV you will have only three potential options for a house:

Option 1 will be a fixer-upper close to work in a decent neighborhood that's a good bit below your max budget. You will be intrigued by the potential, but your wife will not like the fact that it is not move-in ready and, due to working from home, will not give a **** about how it reduces your commute. This neighborhood will also have good schools, but being as your kids aren't house hunting with you this will not get mentioned very much. This house would likely be a pretty good investment with said renovations complete as it is an older house in an up-and-coming neighborhood, but after a million small comments about everything that is wrong with the place, you will agree with your wife to keep looking.

Option 2 should be an incredible new house in a great location. Your real estate agent will play to all of your wife's weakest points by showing her how large and modern the kitchen is, the great master suite, and the intriguing space in the loft upstairs that she reportedly could see herself rekindling her art hobby in. You will know within 2 seconds of seeing the house that it is probably $80-100k over your budget, but that will not stop the agent from showing you the house nor your wife from saying "Well, we could just cut back on nights out" as if that will cover a massive increase in your monthly mortgage payment.

Option 3 will be the epitome of "meh", which neither of you will be totally satisfied with. It will be marginally bigger than your current home, in an equivalent neighborhood. Your work commute will be about the same. Some of the rooms are actually quite nice, an improvement on your place for sure, but some renovations would be ideal if you are really looking to grow as a family. Your wife will bemoan the "lack of character" that she saw in the brand new McMansion you saw yesterday. It will come in right below your max budget, but you can probably close for $5-10k below asking price, leaving some crucial extra money for those renovations that could really tie this place together.

HAVE YOU MADE A DECISION?

Ha my wife loves house hunters (beat) but loves option 1 houses (brag)

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06-27-2013 , 10:05 PM

#73733

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,160

Jesus David Stern trolls the fans better than Rozell

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06-27-2013 , 10:23 PM

#73734

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

huge beat, missed the CHALLENGE PREVIEW last night so i recorded a rerun at 9 am today to watch tonight. turns out the guide lied to me and i recorded two episodes of disaster date

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06-27-2013 , 10:26 PM

#73735

Jimmy Proffett

SE's NFL Swami

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 22,343

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Originally Posted by Classic

massively slow pony, but "you're not even a man, you're like a draft of a man, if the artist forgot to add pigment and self-respect" is a GOAT insult.

I've watched all of the VEEP episodes since Sunday. The insults are so good. And that's also my favorite. That and when Selina said to Dan, "You're using Jonah for intelligence? That's like using a croissant as a dildo. It doesn't do the job, and it makes a ****ing mess!"

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06-27-2013 , 10:29 PM

#73736

ForumWithdrawal

Sporting Events FAQ, Liveblog, and BANGERS

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 5,532

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

huge beat, missed the CHALLENGE PREVIEW last night so i recorded a rerun at 9 am today to watch tonight. turns out the guide lied to me and i recorded two episodes of disaster date

MTV Player but it's there.

http://www.mtv.com/videos/challengem...81&channelId=1

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06-27-2013 , 10:30 PM

#73737

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

yeah i like watching on my tv better tho

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06-27-2013 , 11:12 PM

#73738

TakeItSleazy

old hand

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,427

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Originally Posted by nutshot2

Gonna be a first time home buyer fairly soon. Any expert strategy wrt initial offers to seller? How far below asking price should we shoot for?

make sure to get an ARM

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06-27-2013 , 11:29 PM

#73739

digables

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 15,756

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

huge beat, missed the CHALLENGE PREVIEW last night so i recorded a rerun at 9 am today to watch tonight. turns out the guide lied to me and i recorded two episodes of disaster date

Same happened to me

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06-27-2013 , 11:30 PM

#73740

kidcolin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 109,033

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Originally Posted by nutshot2

Great post Noze. Hoaya, not really looking to get that specific in the FACK. Just didn't know if there was a generally agreed upon first step amongst reasonable people

no condos, ever.

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06-27-2013 , 11:33 PM

#73741

NLSoldier

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 24,252

cvig badly needs a co-owner in the NFL dynasty draft. his team is quite good with Schaub, AJ and Dez. just needs to draft some help on D. anyone interested? were gonna be starting the year 8 draft soon!

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06-27-2013 , 11:42 PM

#73742

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

this is like the fifth time thats been mentioned. what do i have to do?

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06-27-2013 , 11:54 PM

#73743

CalledDownLight

Toonces the Posting Bot

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 88,413

Just finished hanging out with ray rice, ray rices Super Bowl ring, demaryius Thomas, laron McClain, Larry Fitzgerald (briefly), and a few guys who's names I forget. Not so subtle brag.

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06-28-2013 , 12:03 AM

#73744

nutshot2

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 48,742

1. make worst ww game of all time
2. hang out with nfl stars and le'ron mcclain
3. ???
4. profit

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06-28-2013 , 12:04 AM

#73745

Krayz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 47,277

Even they thought HP5 was unbalanced

Edit: goddamit nutshat

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06-28-2013 , 12:23 AM

#73746

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,160

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Originally Posted by nutshot2

1. make worst ww game of all time
2. hang out with nfl stars and le'ron mcclain
3. ???
4. profit

72o was there??

Also, what happened in HP5?

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06-28-2013 , 12:26 AM

#73747

CalledDownLight

Toonces the Posting Bot

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 88,413

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Originally Posted by nutshot2

1. make worst ww game of all time
2. hang out with nfl stars and le'ron mcclain
3. ???
4. profit

3. drink free booze

Last edited by CalledDownLight; 06-28-2013 at 12:30 AM. Reason: also had to make sure game ended by tonight for a reason

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06-28-2013 , 12:47 AM

#73748

rmthawk64

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 15,643

Did you try to convince Ray that Matt Ryan was better than Flacbert?

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06-28-2013 , 01:31 AM

#73749

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner

72o was there??

Also, what happened in HP5?

I won

Village rustled

Bert stared

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06-28-2013 , 01:51 AM

#73750

NLSoldier

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 24,252

DKO i PMed you...

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