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07-01-2013 , 01:08 AM
she's pretty solid, scissors ain't breaking those timbers...

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07-01-2013 , 01:08 AM
Buy one of these:

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07-01-2013 , 01:10 AM
Always enjoy WiperWife pics. Surely married up.
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07-01-2013 , 01:12 AM
drunk.

may end up regretting posting, may also have a mod friend or two to remove them. for now, they stay. because when i got home (and extra acting on how stressful it was driving home with the flat tire) i got ________________.

(had another pic, even in my drunnken state declined to post it)
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07-01-2013 , 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Biesterfield
SRM - so this was a more or less verbal contract exchanged via PMs on 2+2, right? Can court even help you?

omg @ wife
i'm hesitant to discuss exactly what info i have and their worth in a legal setting in large part because he's still reading 2+2 and there's a fair chance he's reading my posts, accordingly i don't wanna tip my hand

i am quite confident thought based on a talk i had with my lawyer (he's not my lawyer just because of this obv) that what i have would get a ruling in my favor in small claims court. it's just a matter of how this **** will end up working in texas and if i actually have to physically go to texas to accomplish this

and yes, well done wiper
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07-01-2013 , 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by GusJohnsonGOAT
Buy one of these:
pretty sure you're 24 and think you know a lot...close?

GTFO. like i didn't have that, the one the car came with and an entire tool set in my trunk....

i'm 34. i own my house and my garage. i have tools man.
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07-01-2013 , 01:30 AM
wiper I am getting a Anne Hathaway feel from those pics - am I in the ballpark?
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07-01-2013 , 01:31 AM
If you go inside the gas station I am pretty sure they are required to give air and water for free.
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07-01-2013 , 01:34 AM
damn wifer
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07-01-2013 , 01:36 AM
what's that mean?

i mean i know who anne hathaway is..wifer has much longer/better hair, and....well yeah i guess i can see it.

wifer is 4'11" 100lbs.

personally i wish she was like 115lbs, but thinking of those of yall that are sitting next to a woman much bigger than she should/could be, i can't bitch.

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07-01-2013 , 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by TeeJayOrTJ
If you go inside the gas station I am pretty sure they are required to give air and water for free.
yea...i read whatever thread that came from too.

at that point though, i was pretty determined to do what needed to be done.

i was pissed that wifer kept calling me asking if she needed to come get me, i was pissed that my GOD ****ING DAMNED LUGNUTS WOULDN'T COME OFF, and i was pissed that i didn't even need to go to the party i went to in the first place..."my" family disowned my cousin many years ago, i just have always liked his (320lb soon to be 120lb) babymom and daughter. and his daughter looooves me.

whatever. sitting in my garage right now i ain't mad. **** happens. i paid $1.50 for air today and something like $11.00 for 2 cans of fix-a-flat. as long as nothing is bent (doesn't look like it is) and it's just a $5 'burnt piece of rubber in the hole' fix, today wasn't awful. i mean, driving with your emergency blinkers on the far right hand side of an interstate sucks, but it worked out i guess...

*shrug*
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07-01-2013 , 01:54 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFPq...e_gdata_player

Lol online poker being depicted in mainstream movies and all, but this looks ****ing sickkk.

I also have a gigantic mancrush on JT, so maybe Im bias a little.

Thoughts?
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07-01-2013 , 01:59 AM
just binge watched the first 6 eps of THE CHALLENGE marathon (rivals) that i dvr'd today. show is ****ing crack
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07-01-2013 , 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by tuq

I may in fact be a bitter old man, but there was a lot of flesh showing that shouldn't have been. You weren't there, I was. No doubt you were here though, peeling off your 100+ posts/day in whatever thread you could successfully mash open quickly enough to drop yet another worthless thought like pigeon crap on an inner city playground.
tuq spitting da truf
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07-01-2013 , 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by tuq
Speaking of smelling like weed, I was in Vegas for four days last week at roughly the same time as some 100,000 person rave. Very unattractive twentysomethings were wandering around the Strip dressed like infants and hookers with bad taste. And my entire floor smelled like weed all day and night, including my room. It was strong enough that it gave me the munchies, I got up in the middle of the night and slayed like half a package of Costco lemon bites.

At 6AM when I was rolling out to the valet the ravers were arriving back from the speedway in buses and they all pretty much looked like warmed over ass.

LOL @ "unattractive". EDC might be the single greatest gathering of hot girls in world history.

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Lol at hating on EDC
ya this.
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07-01-2013 , 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted by TheDean1
just binge watched the first 6 eps of THE CHALLENGE marathon (rivals) that i dvr'd today. show is ****ing crack


i don't think my costco offers lemon bites
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07-01-2013 , 10:13 AM
gotta admire raids' ability to be exposed and humiliated routinely and to just carry on like nothing happened
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07-01-2013 , 10:29 AM
wiper should write a book
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07-01-2013 , 10:29 AM
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gotta admire raids' ability to be exposed and humiliated routinely and to just carry on like nothing happened
lolol

he's afflicted with some sort of Stockholm syndrome when it comes to SE I think
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07-01-2013 , 10:37 AM
There should be an app for geoguesser, too hard to play on phone yet too addictive not to.
New high score: 19282
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07-01-2013 , 10:39 AM
I'm a few years late on this, but Passion Pit's Manners is just excellent. Great summer album if you're looking for barely contained joy in your tunes. Would (will) listen to again.

Last edited by Shark Sandwich; 07-01-2013 at 10:39 AM. Reason: I celebrate the entire track list
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07-01-2013 , 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by SHARK DOCTOR
Why I'm looking forward to the new Jay Z album:

Spoiler:
Rick Rubin GOAT
http://www.thedailybeast.com/newswee...n-15-days.html

Great interview with Rubin.
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07-01-2013 , 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by PlzBeALevel
wiper should write a book
"Pills, Thrills and Wifer: The Wiper Autobiography"
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07-01-2013 , 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Shark Sandwich
I'm a few years late on this, but Passion Pit's Manners is just excellent. Great summer album if you're looking for barely contained joy in your tunes. Would (will) listen to again.
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07-01-2013 , 11:44 AM
my pony is prob half dead but the hilarity of "wifer" totally just hit me
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